"Damn, what bitch doesn't sleep at night...what a fart..."
"Yes, he is crazy!"
"Neuropathy!"
Li Mei's scream aroused the dissatisfaction of many property owners in the community.
Many people opened their windows and looked in the direction of the sound.
Then, everyone saw a young beauty with long legs and a hot figure. They all wanted to slap themselves in the mouth, she was the meanest!
As a result, the style of painting suddenly changed.
"I'm going, beauty, don't be afraid, my brother is here to save you."
"Beauty, what happened, don't panic, uncle is here."
"Girl, it's cold in high places, be careful of catching a cold."
"..."
I have to say that being beautiful, sexy and hot is capital.
There was a lot of abuse at first, but everyone seemed to realize that they were of poor quality and unsympathetic, and immediately changed their attitude and became good citizens.
A flash of contempt flashed across Li Mei's eyes. As expected, these stinky men are all urinary and lustful.
…
…
"What sound?"
Ye Xiaobai also heard the cry for help.
The sword light in his hand immediately dissipated in the air, and his eyes immediately looked in the direction of the sound. Like most male owners, he saw a girl with a short leather skirt, long legs, flying long hair, and a hot figure.
The figure is calling for help.
"Wipe it! Beautiful girl!"
Ye Xiaobai glanced around and saw men rushing out in many villas.
"These animals move very fast!"
Ye Xiaobai grinned and thought to himself, "But when it comes to heroes saving beauties, I'm more professional. Quack!"
Ordinary men can only run away, and their speed is very average.
But Ye Xiaobai, as a master warrior, swooped down without taking away a single cloud in the air, and landed on Li Mei's roof in two breaths.
"Beauty, did someone break into the house and steal money and sex? Don't be afraid, I'm coming."
Ye Xiaobai ran over quickly.
My eyes scanned around Li Mei's body. She had a hot figure, slender waist and hips, fair skin, and a standard oriental beauty face. She looked so charming that I felt pity for her.
This beauty is no worse than Sister Mei!
At this time, many male owners of the community came to the downstairs of the villa where Li Mei was staying. When they looked up, they saw Ye Xiaobai standing upstairs.
"Oh! Who is that? It's so fast."
"Hey, young man, you are young. This kind of rough job of dealing with gangsters is not suitable for you. Come down quickly."
"Yes, young man, you are so handsome. It would be a pity if you died. I am already fifty years old. I will block this girl's danger."
The people below started shouting one after another. They were depressed. They didn’t even wear pants. They came to save the beauty in a pair of underpants. As a result, they were beaten first by a kid. They were paralyzed. Being young is good, and being young means running fast!
If Ye Xiaobai knew what they were thinking, Ye Xiaobai would definitely retort, "Please, I didn't run at all, okay? I used Qinggong."
"Well, uncles and brothers, you don't have to worry about me. When I was a child, I was awarded the title of "Three Good Students" and "Young Pioneer Team". The teacher told me that when I grow up, I will be a responsible person. The dangers here will be left to me.
Me!"
Of course Ye Xiaobai would not let go of such a good thing about a hero saving a beauty. Just kidding, I don’t know what you bunch of animals are thinking.
"Beauty, where is the gangster? I'll catch him and take him to the police station."
Ye Xiaobai rolled up his sleeves, looking like he was struggling.
"Yes, wherever the gangster is, let's go together!"
"Yes, let's all come together. There is strength in numbers."
"Yes, yes, unity is strength."
How could these beast men pass up this opportunity to strike up a conversation with a beautiful woman in the neighborhood?
"Oh, girl, beauty, your door is closed. We can't get in. Please open it."
…
"No one in my family robbed us of money or sex."
Li Mei said timidly.
As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.
In this case, why are you calling for help?
"But, I'm afraid of rats. A big rat ran out just now. It's so scary."
When the mouse was mentioned, Li Mei's delicate body trembled slightly.
Women are all emotional creatures, and most of them are even afraid of caterpillars.
I'm going to...
It turned out to be a mouse.
Now, all the men became more energetic and worked hard for this beauty. They were all willing to do it. Now that she was just a mouse, they had no choice but to do so.
"Beauty, you are afraid of rats. I have rat poison at home. Come down and I will take you to my house to get it."
"Beauty, rat poison is not environmentally friendly. I have a rat trap at home. Come home with me and I will lend it to you. I guarantee that you can trap the rat."
"That beauty, actually I think it is most appropriate to raise a cat. I happen to have a Persian cat at home! Come with me to my house and I will bring it back to you. My Persian cat catches mice and is called a
It’s amazing, I caught a dozen mice last night.”
In a villa community, there are occasionally one or two rats, which is normal, but if there are more than a dozen in a night, this is obviously nonsense.
Ye Xiaobai could hardly stand listening anymore. These people were more shameless than him!
However, my fair lady, it is normal for a gentleman to be jealous.
And the more shameless remarks are still below.
"Girl, let me tell you, I run a mouse-catching company. Open the door and let me in. I will design a hundred ways for you to catch mice, and I guarantee that I can give you a world without mice."
The owner who was catching mice proudly glanced at the opponents around him and said to himself, you guys are too low.
Li Mei almost couldn't hold back her laughter and glanced at Ye Xiaobai. For this goal, all she had was the photo. When she saw the photo for the first time, Li Mei just commented: The young man looks good.
But when Ye Xiaobai really stood in front of her, she found that Ye Xiaobai was more handsome than in the photo. Under the moonlight, he looked like a moonlight prince, clean, handsome and delicate.
Such a handsome but young master!
It is truly a breath of fresh air in the martial arts world.
It's just that the smile on Ye Xiaobai's face made people feel a little uncomfortable, as if he was very sinister.
"Among my targets, I have never killed a handsome guy. You are the first one."
This thought flashed through Li Mei's mind.
She is a killer, ruthless and completely different from ordinary girls. If she were an ordinary girl, she would have succumbed to Ye Xiaobai's good looks long ago.
"Girl, where did you see the mouse?"
Ye Xiaobai's eyes couldn't help but glance at Li Mei's low neckline. He was really tall and very white...
"kitchen."
Li Mei casually mentioned a location.
"Okay, I'll go and see if it's still there. If it is, I can catch the mouse with one hand."
Ye Xiaobai nodded and said seriously.
And these words immediately ushered in the dissatisfaction of the male compatriots below.
"Hey, hey, hey...young man, you are bragging and don't draft!"
"Yes, girl, don't believe him, he can catch a mouse with one hand, who are you trying to fool!"
"I thought I caught a dead mouse!"
"Young man, it's wrong to brag and lie. Since you are a young pioneer and a good student, your teacher should have told you to be an honest child."
"..."
Everyone was talking.
Hearing this, Ye Xiaobai was speechless. I am a great young master, and my martial arts skills are so high. How can ordinary people like you compare to them? Let alone catching mice, even catching tigers and tyrannizing the lion king is a piece of cake.
matter.
The great master of the generation was despised and could not catch mice. Ye Xiaobai's heart suddenly suffered 10,000 points of critical damage, and he almost stumbled and fell to the ground.
Next, Ye Xiaobai bypassed Li Mei and rushed in.
Just when I walked around Li Mei, I secretly breathed in the fragrance coming from Li Mei's body.
However, when Ye Xiaobai found the kitchen, he actually saw a big gray mouse, looking around and sniffing around.
"It's still there!"
Ye Xiaobai's eyes lit up and he thought, God help me!
As for the big gray mouse, when it saw Ye Xiaobai, it squeaked and ran away very fast.
If you are an ordinary person, you will definitely be empty-handed, and you will definitely not be able to grab old books.
but……
Ye Xiaobai is not an ordinary person.
"Fuck, where to run!"
Ye Xiaobai directly used the "Dragon Capturing Skill", a burst of energy, spinning in the palm of his hand, and a strong attraction, pulling it out, and with a swish, the mouse seemed to be caught by a tornado, easily
was caught in Ye Xiaobai's hand.
"Quack, done."
The next moment, Ye Xiaobai returned to the third floor again, "Beauty, I'm lucky to have lived up to my fate. I caught the mouse."
The big gray mouse was struggling and squeaking in Ye Xiaobai's hands, but it could not escape Ye Xiaobai's hands.
This scene.
This only made the male compatriots below widen their eyes.
No way!
That kid can actually catch mice with his bare hands.
This mouse must be drunk.
Or stupid.
It must be a fake mouse.
Otherwise, how could it be caught so easily?
Li Mei was also slightly stunned. She just found a reason and excuse at random. Who knew that this kid really went to catch a mouse? What a coincidence.
At this moment, Li Mei was also a little speechless.
But she didn't forget her performance.
"Ah...yes, yes, it's this mouse. Take it away quickly, I'm afraid!"
Li Mei quickly retreated.
"Don't be afraid, beauty, I'm here to protect you. Young man, hurry up, take your mouse and move far away, so as not to scare other girls."
"Yes, young man, take your mouse away quickly. I am studying psychology. Next, let me explain it and comfort this beauty."
"Hey, don't you run a professional mouse-catching company? Why are you studying psychology again?"
"Damn it, if you don't study psychology, mastering the psychology of mice and how to catch mice is called professionalism, do you understand?"