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Chapter 29 Cold Ice for Diarrhea

Yuan Dagu was in a particularly strange mood at the moment, as people from other universes came to his world as guests.

There was a slight regret in his heart. If these two people were trying to do something wrong, he could not blame them.

"This is a ruined place, and the military will have to fight for it?"

Liang Bing's eyes widened in disbelief. You must know that the earth is in a very remote place in the universe. If humans were not born, it would be like a scenic planet at most.

For a planet like this, she has a lot of resources, and the resources on the earth are not even as much as she usually wastes.

"The main reason is that there is a weak civilization and countless labor forces here. You also know the reproductive capacity of human beings."

Su Li said helplessly: "If it weren't for internal friction, it would be impossible for the resources on the earth to support human civilization."

Liang Bing nodded with deep understanding.

Yuan Dagu led the way silently. He had a lot to say in his heart, but he didn't know where to start.

Moreover, the two of them had not spoken to each other since he appeared, which made Yuan Dagu a little embarrassed.

Arriving at the coffee shop, Yuan Dagu looked at Su Li and Liang Bing in front of him with inexplicable nervousness.

"What do you want to drink? I'm treating you."

Su Li looked at Yuan Dagu and smiled softly: "Just give me a cup of hot water."

Liang Bing glanced at Su Li strangely, and her tone seemed a little frivolous: "Someone is treating you, and you are still so picky?"

Liang Bing shouted to the waiter: "Give me the best drink here."

Yuan Dagu was a little doubtful about life at this moment, and whether it was a wrong decision for him to invite them to his universe as guests.

Su Li glanced at Liang Bing and said: "When you come to a strange world, the laws here are different from the previous ones. Aren't you afraid that the laws of the two universes will conflict?"

Liang Bing looked at Su Li in surprise, with an expression of disbelief.

"Why are you so afraid of death? I don't believe that a small cup of coffee can kill me."

Su Li said quietly: "It's hard to say, after all, coffee is not water."

Liang Bing stared at Su Li and said, "What do you mean?"

Su Li said slowly: "Have you ever heard of being acclimatized?"

Yuan Dagu felt that the atmosphere between Su Li and Liang Bing was a bit depressing, and said cautiously: "Are you acclimated to the climate here?"

"Do you want to go to the hospital?"

Liang Bing said angrily: "Why go to the hospital and let those doctors study me?"

"I am a god. To put it simply, I can survive in space. Why am I afraid of a small earth environment?"

Su Li took a leisurely sip of the water that had been served and said slowly: "In your world, you are a god, because the rules of your body adapt to your world."

"But some universes are different. They may all be called the Earth, but the gravity on the Earth, the proportion of components in the air, and even the distance from the sun are different."

Liang Bing looked at the coffee that was served, picked up a small spoon with bare hands, and slowly stirred it.

"Do you think I'm scared?"

Liang Bing glanced at the coffee, her nose twitching slightly, and there seemed to be nothing wrong with it.

Su Lidu took a look and said: "It's best not to drink it."

Will Liang Bing be fooled by this simple method of provocation?

of course!

Liang Bing couldn't stand such provocation the most, so she slammed the table, stood up domineeringly, picked up the coffee cup and drank it all in one gulp.

Yuan Dagu was dumbfounded, pointed at Liang Bing and said, "Is she okay?"

At this moment, Liang Bing's weird behavior attracted the attention of everyone in the coffee shop. Liang Bing glanced at them, his cold eyes piercing people's hearts.

For a moment everyone looked away, astonished.

Liang Bing glanced around to confirm that no one was looking here, nodded with satisfaction, and said domineeringly.

"What can a small cup of coffee do? I don't believe it, can it poison me?"

Su Li finally couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha……"

Liang Bing looked at Su Li belatedly, realizing that he had been tricked by him.

This man is so narrow-minded!

"Damn, you are kidding me, I almost believed you!"

Liang Bing immediately cursed, saying that she, the demon queen, the representative of depravity and freedom, had been tricked.

Yuan Dagu was extremely embarrassed at this moment, sitting silently aside, like a little transparent person.

"Thank you for making up such a lofty statement. It turns out you just want to make me laugh!"

Liang Bing was extremely angry and wanted to take action, but looked at Su Li but stopped abruptly.

"Forget it, let's give the host some face today."

The smile on Su Li's face continued: "I'm not lying to you. I drank a glass of water just now. It can be said that this world is very similar to my world, but there are still some differences."

Su Li continued: "It can be said that you can survive in this world and live well, but it will be a little uncomfortable at the beginning."

"The law's rejection will only give you diarrhea at most."

Hearing this, Liang Bing's expression changed, and his stomach began to rumble.

If someone had told her before that she would have diarrhea, it would be the most ridiculous thing in the world.

She is a majestic demon queen with a third-generation divine body and an immortal existence. She can actually have diarrhea. Isn't this a joke?

But now the long-awaited cramping pain in his stomach made Liang Bing feel as if he was worse than dead.

This kind of pain that was beyond human understanding made Liang Bing turn pale and sweat profusely.

At this moment, Liang Bing covered her stomach, gritted her teeth, pointed at Su Li and said, "What did you do to that cup of coffee?!"

Su Li spread his hands and looked innocent and said: "I didn't do anything, I reminded you."

Yuan Dagu hurriedly supported Liang Bing, looking a little anxious, but he breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, and poured down a cup of coffee, seeing that people from the multiverse could not pose any threat to the earth.

He just needs to come and visit as a normal guest.

Yuan Dagu picked up his cell phone and was about to call the emergency number, but was stopped by Su Li.

Su Li explained: "Just let her go to the toilet."

Looking at Yuan Dagu, Su Li said: "How about you send her to the toilet and wait until she finishes using the toilet."

Yuan Dagu was a little confused, but he quickly said yes.

Su Li sat back down and watched Da Gu send Liang Bing away.

After a while, Da Gu came back, looking a little unnatural.

Su Li noticed Dagu's mood and asked, "What's wrong?"

Da Gu said with a strange expression: "How about a cup of coffee soon? I have drunk the coffee here, and there is nothing wrong with it."

Su Li said with a funny look: "But it is true that she has diarrhea now. She only drank a cup of your coffee. Even if there is no problem, it is still a problem."

"I'm the manager here. I'm sorry, what happened to the lady just now?" Suddenly a manager came to Su Li.

"Your service is not good. The customer didn't arrive immediately when something happened. How about I file a complaint?"

Su Li looked at the manager with a smile.


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