"Burying the elves alive, head-crushing tactics, this is a real show."
"Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Everyone in this room is a rookie, no one can beat me. Ibrahimovic has even dug a hole for you, bang bang~"
"Dressed Bear: Akira!"
Looking at the barrage in the video broadcast, Shigure, a short-haired girl who was applying a facial mask, had her face distorted and ruined a facial mask.
Too gloomy!
That little boy is indeed ruthless, and Ibrahimovic is both fierce and cute.
How do normal people come up with this tactic of burying the opponent alive?
He is indeed an abnormal person... a clinical psychopath?
"Fortunately, I have Ghost Stone, so I'm not afraid of being buried alive. If only I had relied on Marilu..."
Shigure rehearsed it in his mind.
Ibrahimovic slept on Malilu, dug a hole, and pushed Malilu into the pit. Malilu's body was still round, making it easier to push than a bear wearing a dress.
Then he buried it again, without even exposing his head to Malilu, and buried him alive.
"Marilu can spray water? And then turn his own grave into a mud puddle?"
"Wait a minute, my Marilu can also do this trick, secretly spraying water and creating a swamp pit."
In the battle between elves, although the six-circuit data is also valued, it does not necessarily mean that the elf with strong six-circuit data will win.
During the battle, venue factors, weather factors, and even the trainer's tactical arrangements, flashes of inspiration, etc. all affect the final result.
It is precisely because of the so-called "weak defeating the strong" and "counterattack and comeback" in actual battles that the battles will be colorful and have a different kind of charm.
If we only talk about the six perimeters and just talk about theory, the faceplate wearing a bear is a crushing level for Ibrahimovic.
But the actual situation is that Ibrahimovic crushed the bear in turn and won the final victory.
This "accident", this "surprise", this "unknown" is a kind of battle aesthetics.
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At the same time, the squinted young man Maki also saw the broadcast of the battle of "Touya vs Yusuke", "Fortunately, fortunately, my little flame monkey has learned to dig holes and is not afraid of this tactic. Otherwise, should I just admit defeat?"
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Even Ye Shu, who was "flying to the sky", looked a little more cautious.
Originally, Yusuke, wearing a bear, was the favorite to win the championship. Now that Yusuke has lost, Touya and Ibrahimovic are the real candidates for the top eight and contenders for the championship.
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After the game, not only Ibrahimovic was very tired, but Touya was too.
After a game, he just wanted to sleep, and he didn't even have the desire to log into Lalu Lasi's body.
But whoever asked Ibrahimovic to ask for major health care, he had no choice but to go with it, otherwise, Ibrahimovic would only be able to get in, but not be able to use the ticket.
These days, too many elves are stealing trainers’ bank cards.
Elf's concept of consumption is just like that of a naughty child, with only three words: buy, buy, buy.
The result is that even if the elf holds a bank card, some stores will not allow him to use it.
It’s not that all profiteers have been exterminated, it’s just that the elves have consumed money, and trainers may not be willing to really admit it.
If you meet someone from an underground organization, they'll smile on the surface, but behind your back they'll call you, turn around and rob you.
Even new trainers are not all easy to deceive and will admit their mistakes, so unscrupulous traders like Mr. Magikarp can only do the job of moving around, cheating one and then running away, and changing places after one shot.
As soon as he entered the door, Ibrahimovic threw himself on the massage table, stretched out his limbs, and lay down in a large shape, "Boom, boom, boom~~"
Come quickly, Ibrahimovic needs full services as a jungler.
"Don't worry, I'll give you the phone. You can make your own arrangements later and do whatever you want. I can't do it anymore and I need to lie down for a while."
Touya lay directly on the massage chair at the entrance of the Elf Beauty Center, enjoying the squeezing and rubbing of the machine, and almost moaned out of comfort, "Yes, that's right there, put more force on your shoulders, harder."
His whole body relaxed.
Touya only wears the same clothes when he goes out. Other than that, he is penniless and relies on facial recognition.
Now that I have even handed over my mobile phone to Ibrahimovic, I have no worries at all. I just want to be comfortable enough to fly, and then sleep until I wake up naturally.
"Boom..."
Seeing Touya's look, Ibrahimovic curled his lips and wondered if he could be a little bit...
"Do you need a massage?" A sweet young lady in white came towards me.
"Boom! Boom! Boom!" Ibrahimovic nodded wildly with a tail flick.
Whether it is a human or an elf, the body is easy to change from simplicity to luxury, and difficult to change from luxury to frugality.
After enjoying extensive health care, soft little hands, and all-round massage, Ibrahimovic now dislikes machines and Touya's rough hands.
The environment of Elf Beauty Center is beautiful, quiet, and the air is suitable...
In a daze, Touya fell asleep.
I don't know how much time passed, but in a hazy moment, Touya felt that the world was shaking, and something fluffy was sweeping around his face.
The next moment, his eyes suddenly opened, and he could see the water glass next to the massage chair falling to the ground, and the crystal chandelier on the dome was shaking, as if it was about to fall down.
Ibrahimovic took back the meat grab that was about to be patted down, and said anxiously: "Boom! Boom!"
Toumimon really has no sense of crisis at all. He slept like a dead man and didn't even know there was an earthquake.
"Earthquake? Earthquake?! Damn it?!"
Because he had just woken up, Touya was stunned for a second, and then he picked up Eevee and was about to rush out.
However, at this moment, there was a click, and the huge crystal lamp that was shaking above his head fell straight down.
The crystal lamp is beautifully hung and looks very high-end, but it can also be used as a weapon. If it is smashed down, Touya will be unlucky and will have to go to the hospital.
The distance between the lamp and the person meant that Touya had no time to resist, and it fell in front of him almost instantly.
At this critical moment, Ibrahimovic's brown pupils shrank suddenly, almost to the size of a needle tip, and his big brown tail that swung suddenly exploded.
Swish swish——!!
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Eevee's big brown tail flicked, and yellow stars shot out from the tip of the white tail. They connected into one and instantly hit the fallen crystal lamp, sending it flying out.
It landed not far ahead.
"This is? A high-speed star?!"
Ibrahimovic learned a new skill?!
For a moment, happiness overcame Touya's fear.
He took a step back and was about to run out again when he realized that the earthquake had stopped at some point.
"High-speed star, a general skill, can emit a beam of star light for attack. The attack speed is extremely fast, and elves with ordinary reaction speed cannot avoid it. Often when they realize it, it is already too late, and they can only resist forcefully."
In this way, Ibrahimovic appears with a black mist and flashes of stars, full of special effects and full of momentum.
Isn't it a matter of momentum when fighting or fighting?
"Well, all I need is background music."
Touya thought happily in pain.
It's strange. The Sinnoh region should be very safe. Why is there an earthquake?
As soon as he and Ibrahimovic went out, they understood the reason. On the street, a ten-meter-long rock snake stared innocently with its big eyes.
Didn't I just jump up and down happily twice? The ground obviously couldn't bear it, so what does it have to do with me, the big rock snake?