Chapter 147 Congratulations, your elf has no IQ problem
Yuanzhi City is located in the hinterland of Sinnoh, on the Great Plains. In ancient times, it was either the royal capital where the country was founded, or it was an important hub town.
According to Touya's understanding, Yuanzhi City is equivalent to Xianyang, Xi'an.
But unlike Xianyang, Xi'an, because there is a spiritual church built here to worship Arceus, it particularly advocates the harmonious relationship between humans, elves, and nature. As a result, the atmosphere of the entire city is somewhat similar to that of the Conservationist Alliance.
of towns.
Wild elves were running around everywhere, and right in front of Touya's eyes, under the streetlight, there was a baby bear that might be itching on its back and was licking a telephone pole anxiously.
"The atmosphere here is not trainer-like at all, it's too Buddhist."
If this were placed in some towns, there would definitely be a bunch of women running around chasing the baby bears, shouting "cute~ don't run~ stop~" while throwing balls.
When the baby bears blink, it is said that they can control their brain waves and make them say "Ah~ah~".
This principle is the same as when you see a male idol and the voice replays in your mind, "So handsome~ So handsome~".
Touya glanced at it and turned his head away.
It has evolved and is too ugly.
dislike.
He disliked it, Ibrahimovic had long been tired of playing with the baby bear, and as a result...
"Qiao Xi!!"
Togepi jumped out of the elf ball, took his own elf ball, swayed and struggled, ran to the baby bear, and then...
Then he threw his elf ball towards the baby bear.
It looks like a ball-shaped lolita playing basketball.
The elf ball drew a graceful curve and hit accurately... two meters in front of the baby bear!
"Boom..."
Ibrahimovic suddenly felt that Pokbi's jungle talent was 100%...well, - 100%!
"Xi Mei?"
The baby bear held his fingers in his mouth, looked at the elf ball blankly, and stayed in a daze for a while.
Sudden!
It realized something and covered its chest, "Xi Mei...Xi Mei...!"
Baby Bear fell to the ground with a look on his face like "You are so awesome, I won't give in, I will come back...ah, I'm dead."
This is a determined (?w
It’s the same ambition as Team Rocket Meowth’s past ambitions.
After several years of hard work, Meowth from Team Rocket finally went from being a sidekick at Oscars to being the secretary Meowth to the boss of Team Rocket...
Of course, now, I probably still carry a branch on my back and walk in the wilderness that is made for dreams.
"Qiao Xi~ Qiao Xi~"
Togepi was so happy that he clapped his hands several times, then picked up the Poké Ball and returned to Touya Ebu's feet, looking like I'm awesome.
What else could Touya do? He could only touch its head.
Ibrahimovic took out a small bottle of golden honey from his backpack and gave it to Baby Bear as a performance fee.
As a result, the baby bear actually held it cutely, and then... then fed it to the little baby in the stroller next to him, who clapped his hands and laughed sweetly.
The mother next to the stroller didn't stop her and looked at her gently.
Looking far away, in the park, the lawn is filled with young people taking a nap, elves, and two or three elves working together to fly kites.
"As expected, it is the number one city on the list of cities that I most want to be in..."
Touya sighed.
Why is Yuanzhi City called Yuanzhi City?
Because many young men and women meet in this city. At first glance, they suddenly realize that you are my Juliet (Romeo).
Of course, this is not the point...the point is that the fertility of Yuanzhi City ranks first in Sinnoh!
Strollers are everywhere.
This city is very evil and makes people want to have babies.
"Hurry up and book a hotel and prepare the Dark Stone Dissolving Solution."
Touya shuddered, this city is poisonous.
It will make people become Buddhist and get pregnant.
While on the flying ship, Touya collected Togepi's bath water... no, it was eggshell liquid.
And at the trading party held on the flying ship, I bought the spore mushroom of the Dou Li Mushroom.
It took less than ten minutes for Dongya to find an express hotel owned by a subsidiary of Miao Miao Group and check into it.
After taking a shower, he sat at the table and prepared the Dark Stone Dissolving Agent.
"First of all, there are the spore mushrooms of the Dou Li mushroom."
The spore mushrooms of the Dou Li mushroom are dark green in color and may have special toxicity, paralysis effect, or hypnotic effect.
In fact, one of the ingredients in some sleeping pills is the spores of the mushroom.
Touya wore gloves, a mask, and goggles, and was dressed like an epidemic prevention worker. He slowly added the dark green powder to the distilled water in the glass and stirred evenly.
The price of spore mushrooms is 100g/10,000 yen.
Trade fairs usually offer discounts, and the price is...
100g/11000 yen.
That’s right! It’s even more expensive.
Because the seller asked a bamboo hat mushroom to make it on the spot.
Fresh ones are naturally more expensive.
So, Touya bought it...
A pound!
500g!
The spore mushrooms of the Dou Li Mushroom can not only be used to make the Dark Stone Dissolving Solution, but can also become the second raw material for Eevee's "Poison Attack" training.
"...Okay, next is golden honey."
Touya once again added 500 ml of filtered golden honey into the glass container.
In a glass container the size of a beaker, thick golden honey and dark green water were mixed together...
It's yellow and green, a bit like poison.
"Boom..."
Seeing this, Ibrahimovic withdrew.
I thought Toumimon was making some new food formula, but it turned out so ugly.
Food programs have said that good chefs pay attention to color, flavor and taste, but chefs who fail at color might as well cut themselves into pieces with a knife that means color.
A disheveled chef is definitely not a good cook, and a disheveled dish is definitely not delicious.
Ibrahimovic took the time to play the game, because Togepi was twisting and turning in front of the TV program obsessively. While twisting, he clapped his hands happily and shouted to the rhythm:
"Qiao~Xi~! Qiao~Xi~!"
"Next, Togepi's eggshell liquid."
Touya slowly added the coconut milk-colored eggshell liquid into the glass.
According to the words of Pluto, the configuration of the Dark Stone dissolving solution is: even a dog can do it.
So as long as you follow the steps, you will almost never go wrong.
Slowly, you can see that the color of the mixed liquid in the glass gradually becomes transparent.
"Let it sit for twelve hours?"
Touya set the alarm and went to study some information about Togepi.
The alliance doesn't really leave the eggs alone. When Togepi hatches, it has to be reported. Then the alliance even sent over a basic breeding inspection and physical health measurement information.
He was also advised to go to the Pokémon Center for regular check-ups.
"Are you afraid that I will raise you to death or raise you crookedly?"
In fact, Togepi and other precious elves are equivalent to national protected animals for the Alliance, and they are also strategically valuable creatures.
Therefore, even if it is sent to the trainer, it is impossible to ignore it.
Touya can imagine it, Togepidu is like this, what about the round land shark?
I'm afraid it's the level of treatment for a nuclear-armed giant panda, right?
As for trainers, people are more valuable than animals, so he started his career as a nanny.
Touya checked Togepi's body according to the instruction manual.
"Come on, raise your hand?"
"Qiao Xi???????" Togepi turned his head and acted cute.
"Okay, what's next, leg lift?"
"Qiao Xi...(*ˉ?ˉ*;)" Togepi felt confused.
"It's okay to raise your legs...Next, smile?"
"Qiao Xi...(*′°`*)" Togepi began to feel impatient.
…
Before the series of tests was completed, Togepi began to play with the eggs.
"What test is this?"
Touya turned to the end impatiently and saw this sentence: