It was just after midnight when Touya was kicked back.
The "Forest of No Destiny" was dark, but there was a little bit of light - it was an unknown dust or spore that was glowing.
The reason why this spore can emit fluorescence may be due to evolution over generations.
Because, not only gray moths have persistent phototaxis, but actually humans and elves also have it.
Therefore, curious elves will track these spore dust and naturally spread them, just like...
"Qiao Xi~Qiao Xi~"
Togepi regarded the glowing spores as his little friends and jumped at them with great joy.
During the day, it slept through Ibrahimovic's "Yawn Skill Forced Learning Strategy" for a whole day. Now it has a certain resistance to yawning, and it can't sleep either dead or alive, so it plays with it in various ways.
"Qiao Xi!"
Togepi suddenly discovered a huge light group and rushed towards it...
With a bang, it seemed to have hit something soft, and rolled back again. It blinked blankly, "Qiao Xi? Qiao Xi."
The thing that was hit by Togepi seemed to be even more excited, and crackled with electric light, illuminating the surrounding area.
"Is this a kitty monster?"
At this time, Touya just opened his eyes and saw the elf that was glowing and discharging.
The little cat monster is a cat elf with electric properties and a shining elf.
Although it is called a little cat monster, its appearance is more like a small lion or a teddy dog with big ears than a cat.
It has light blue hair all over its body, a pair of golden pupils, and golden hair on its ears and ankles. It is a very cute and relatively common elf.
It is said that when the little cat monster looks at certain humans with its big eyes, it will make them/them look moist, open their mouths slightly, and exhale uncontrollable airflow like "hahaha".
In addition, the little cat monster can freely generate light and generate electricity through muscle movement, making it a "family-friendly" elf.
For example: when you read a novel at night, it can be used as a desk lamp and a heater, and you can also masturbate. If you are working, you can also use the kitten as an "electric shock" alarm clock to refresh your mind. It is a must-have at home.
Prepared things.
"Togepi, this is your first time, don't be stunned, go up and fight it."
Touya wants to train Togepi's fighting spirit.
The Touya family's elf is basically capable of beating and milking. If it can support itself, then it is qualified. If it can also support him, then it is excellent.
"Boom? Boom."
Fighting? Rookies pecking each other?????????
Ibrahimovic glanced over, lying lazily on the grass in a large font.
she……
Lost.
"Elf eating chicken" knelt down.
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So we are in a period of decadence.
Scientific name: Mourning.
Ibrahimovic's loss was both unexpected and expected. After all, it was not just her who was playing games, but also certain elves, including Mega Metagross and so on.
Although the Mega Metagross is relatively savage, it cannot stand up to people with too many brains.
It is speculated that Mega Metagross has eight brains, and each one is equivalent to a top-level computer.
What is this concept?
The concept is that as long as the equipment can keep up, all kinds of magical operations will be shown to you.
The first test of "Elf Fighting Chicken" was completely like a fight between gods. Some human e-sports champions could not even survive the start.
It is said that an e-sports player who was live broadcasting was completely stunned and did not even think about smashing the equipment.
Because I am kneeling down clearly, even if I do it a hundred times, I still can’t counterattack...
I really can't do it.
It's not that I don't work hard, it's that... my opponent is a "goblin".
Even so, the winner in the end was not the Mega Metagross.
Even Ibrahimovic looked a bit like "looking up at the mountain" and started his own low ebb period.
"Qiao Xi (hit it)?"
After hearing Toumimon's instructions, Togepi took a look at the little kitten that was several times bigger than him.
Fight it? How?
Togepi was not afraid, just confused, but soon he thought of the way Ibrahimovic fought...
understood!
Togepi walked with short legs and a tight expression, pretending to be serious.
The image point is probably like this: (；￣д￣)
Seeing this scene, the little kitten wanted to tilt his head and say "Meow?"
At first, it was startled by the sudden collision of Togepi, thinking it was a "collision" or other skill.
Only young and newly born babies will judge the outcome based on body size.
In the battle between elves, body size is one aspect, but it does not mean that someone with a large body will be powerful.
Therefore, the relatively experienced kitten geek was startled by Togepi's "collision", and was even frightened to the point of generating electricity and glowing.
but now……
"Qiao Xi, Qiao Xi."
Togepi ran up to the kitten, stretched out his hand, hesitated, and patted the kitten's leg - he originally wanted to pat the kitten's head, but his hands were too short to reach it.
"Qiao Xi!"
Togepi took back his hand...and was confused, why didn't this glowing blue beast fall to the ground and cry for mercy?
This...isn't right.
Togepi recalled what he had seen during this time.
Ah! The Rattata jumped out from the grass. Ibrahimovic glared at it. The Rattata yelled "la da la da" and ran away in panic.
Be careful! A supersonic bat came quickly from the sky. Ibrahimovic flicked his tail and shot out a series of stars. The supersonic bat's wings were crippled and it could only barely fly away in a "∪∪∪" curve.
Whoosh whoosh! A wild coyote dog rushed over while howling. Ibrahimovic rushed forward at a faster speed and slapped the coyote dog on the head with his paw, making its limbs go limp and it lay down.
On the ground, there was the whimpering sound of a bereaved dog...
The wild is so dangerous. Some elves are timid and will avoid people, but some elves will be bold and brave and fight head-on.
If it were Touya alone, the first day he fell asleep would have his backpack snatched away by Rattata. The next day, he would be tortured by the Supersonic Bat and suffer a nervous breakdown. On the third day... there is usually no third day. The second day
At night, you will be surrounded by coyotes and dogs, tearing your clothes off, and not even leaving you a intact fig leaf.
If you resist and shout "Yami Daddy, Yami Daddy", the coyote will be even more excited.
If you don't resist, you can only curl up, bite your little hand, burst into tears, tremble and twitch, waiting for the coyote to lose interest in you.
Of course, this has nothing to do with Togepi. He is just looking at his short hands blankly, wondering why the kitten won't lie down.
Togepi was confused, then turned to look at Touya and Ibrahimovic, "Qiao Xi?"
Then he used his other short hand and slapped the little kitten like a hot wheel.
During the beating, he kept encouraging himself, "Qiao Xi, Qiao Xi! (Hey! Hey! Hey!)"
"..."
Facing Togepi's "crazy beating", the little kitten swallowed hard and looked at his blue cat paw...