Chapter 181 Question: How many steps does it take to bury someone?
Question: How to plant human figures in the ground like onions?
The answer is simple.
1. Let Ibrahimovic and Togepi dig holes.
2.Put people into the pit.
3. Fill with soil and level it.
Simple right?
What, you said it can't be that simple?
Then ask again, how are children born?
the answer is……
If you want to have a baby, you must first let your wife lie down... (quoted from Crayon Shin-chan)
Look, it's simple.
In fact, this is the case, many things are just artificially difficult to imagine.
According to the "onion planting method, three-step strategy", Touya got two human onions.
As for the ultrasonic bat, it was buried next to Okazaka Hikawa's buttocks.
"Togepi, stand on the head of the person, open your mouth wide, show your teeth, and make a fierce expression."
Touya still had some free time to take a few photos and add emoticons along the way.
Togepi: (｀⌒′メ) Super fierce!
Immediately afterwards, he sent the photo to the elf chat group where he had been diving for a long time.
Soon, it received a lot of positive reviews.
My daughter with curly ears: “Eat carrots????”
Talking Meow: "..."
Pika Pika Pikachu: "(?⊿?)?"
Sinnoh Life: "Boss, are there any pendants on the Poké Ball? I can sing Jingle Bells."
Do you want the loli on my left hand, or the royal sister on my right hand: "I have a bold idea, why not put a bow on their head."
A soap story between Charizard and Dragonite: "O devil."
If Pikachu is stuffed into the barrel of Blastoise, will it be able to fire an electromagnetic gun: "Devil 1."
…
"Very good, someone will call the police next."
Touya pushed Lapras into the water, who was almost at the river, and rode up. "Eevee, Togepi, hurry up, ride up."
"Laplace, let's go!"
Touya patted Laplace's big blue neck.
"!!"
Laplace was so excited that he immediately started swimming.
Dare you not swim?
The two heads on the shore are a clear example.
It can imagine that if it disobeys, it will be buried and only its head will be exposed.
Lahis(It’s so scary(つд?))!
As a result, Laplace used all his strength to feed himself, flopped like a small boat, and quickly swam downstream along the river.
"It's great. If you can have another big beer, Laplace, this can be regarded as a cruise in the elf world."
Touya imagined that Laplace could catch fish, and then use freezing light to freeze and preserve the fish.
When you are waiting to eat, you can grill it if you want, or make sashimi if you want, and live a happy life.
"咘咿? 咘咿!"
Ibrahimovic also fantasized about it.
The sun was shining brightly, and I was lying on Laplace's back wearing black sunglasses. The waves around me were lapping quietly, and I put a parasol on Laplace's back.
Buzz...
It's so beautiful, isn't it?
After coming back to his senses, Ibrahimovic looked at Laplace with something in his eyes.
No wonder Toumimon always wants to ride something all day long.
It turns out that the riding position is really fun!
"Qiao Xi, Qiao Xi."
Togepi was lying on Laplace's back, curiously looking at the small fish in the river, and from time to time he would put his fingers in to lure and scare the fry. He was silly and happy.
This kind of happiness is probably like a human being secretly stretching out his fingers to tease a cat under the covers.
"By the way, Laplace seems to be able to sing."
For the sake of safety, Touya took out a rope and tied himself, Ibrahimovic, and Togepi around Laplace's neck using superb rope skills, and finally tied them around Laplace's neck.
Tie a bow tie.
Really a "grasshopper" on a rope.
"Come here, sing a little song for me."
Touya joked.
According to the illustrated book, Laplace has a high quotient and is good at singing.
“Err!o(＊＾▽＾＊)o?”
Ibrahimovic is full of energy. He is so versatile. He can ride, find food, and sing?
Togepi:＼(＠＾0＾＠)/?
Laplace was frightened ten thousand times, so he was still in the mood to sing.
But don’t sing…
Nor dare.
Then, Laplace opened his mouth tremblingly and sang a song with a cry.
That song was so sad and pitiful.
"Can you be more cheerful? No one died."
Touya casually touched Laplace's body.
"La... la la!"
Laplace was almost frightened to tears, and instinctively sang a song.
The singing is soothing and beautiful, coupled with the sound of water flowing around, making people immersed in it.
Then... fell asleep.
Touya, Eevee, and Togepi yawned at the same time and lazily fell into sleep.
Only then did Laplace realize.
It actually used the "singing" skill to sleep with Touya, Eevee, and Togepi.
The singing skill is to use soothing and beautiful singing to make the opponent relax and fall into sleep.
Now that Touya, Eevee, and Togepi are asleep.
That……
That……
Wouldn't that be a big deal?
What if Touya, Eevee, and Porco become angry after comparing each other?
Is it going to be buried?
Is there only one left left, weeping silently?
Laplace swam forward blankly.
Poor, helpless and weak.gif
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On the other side, the alliance's high-altitude rescue team also arrived quickly.
It wouldn't have been so fast.
But who makes the alarm call from a male trainer too scary?
Keywords: buried alive, buried with fruits, abducted.
Together, these things instantly create the image of a crazy, perverted murderer.
Very fierce.
Therefore, the police station was dispatched extremely quickly.
Seeing the police officers descending the rope from a distance, the male trainer who called the police dared to climb out of the grass.
Why not save people immediately?
That's stupid.
What if the burying demon is a clever and cunning type?
What if the other party didn't leave, but pretended to leave and ambushed the surroundings, preparing to kill the onlookers and take advantage of the melon party?
Passers-by are also intelligent.
Therefore, the male trainers can only wait for the police to arrive before starting a group together.
This is not cowardice.
But without making additional sacrifices.
It’s about putting the overall situation first.
The male trainer ran to the middle of the two heads, waved and jumped, "Here, right here!"
Seeing this scene, the young police officer felt frightened.
Soon, the police officers headed by Miss Junsha stood in a circle around the two heads.
The male trainer slobbered over him, describing how patient he was and how resourceful he was.
A few drops of spit hit Okasaka Rikawa's face.
Xiaohanhan's eyelids twitched, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a circle of policemen surrounding him, "looking at him with eagerness" and "looking fiercely".
Alas, this day has indeed come.
What's next? The Tiger Stool? Nail pulling? The torture of the creeper?
Presumably, that's all, I can...
Can you not be afraid?!
()′д`()
"Wait a minute! I'll move, I'll move them all. My name is Xiaohanhan, my nickname is Hanhan, and I'm single. Next to me is my boss, Okasaka Hikawa, a former Team Rocket elite monster and now an elf hunter... (Five hundred omitted)
(word), I was forced to do so. It was the boss of Okasaka Hikkawa who took my naked photos. If I disobey, he will make me unable to be a human being from today on."
Hua Hanhan is just like reciting a text, Hua Laa is a long paragraph, and the words are clear and coherent, and the voice is full of emotion, which shows that a lot of effort has been put into it behind the scenes.
Junsha:(?-_?)??
Police officers preparing to dig soil: (?_?)
The male trainer who called the police: Σ(?w?; ≡ confused
Okasaka Hikkawa who woke up at the same time: (;′??Д??`) fell to his knees