Chapter 187: What is the reason for the Kabi beast crying while eating?
night.
As usual, Touya contacted Joey and Big Mouth Boy in Steel Town.
Previously, he seized a lot of elf balls from two hunters whose names he couldn't remember.
Among them are Friend Ball and Luxury Ball.
These all rely on Miss Joy's method to turn them into legal elf balls.
As for why I can’t remember the name?
Isn't this normal?
The life of a sidekick is only worth a little fireworks.
As a result, I learned some sad news.
It seems that the family is preparing...
"Give me a blind date? A blind date. I have to support my whole family."
Touya felt a chill and refused immediately.
Although most time-travelers are orphans, Touya is really not an orphan.
There is no family offering sacrifices to heaven, and the magic power is boundless.
Although his parents left the country after he was born.
But most parents in the Pokémon world are like this.
This time, it was his ancestors who arranged a blind date for him.
According to big data statistics, trainers will become more and more resistant to getting married and having children as time goes by.
Isn't this nonsense?
An elf spends an average of 5,000 a day, 150,000 a month, and 1.8 million a year!
Six elves would cost about 10 million!
If a trainer marries a trainer, the cost will double instantly.
If we get married again, we will have a house, children...
Elves and elves and then the whole cub...
"I'm not alive anymore. Don't you have some ideas in mind?"
Dongya was heartbroken and didn't dare to think about it anymore.
Of course, there are also trainers who marry non-professional trainers.
But once you get married, do you run away after giving birth to a child, or do you start the next generation?
A phone call made Touya depressed. It's so difficult to be a human being.
I'm no longer a human being.
I want to be an empty seat.
Look at Ibrahimovic, how comfortable he is.
At this time, Ibrahimovic swung his tail and put his chin on his paws, looking forward to a new drama.
This drama takes over the plot of the previous one, Raichu and Mariluli.
Ten years later, Raichu and Marili gave birth to a female Pikachu.
However, this Pikachu met an aloof frog during an "accidental" outing and fell in love at first sight.
According to the setting, this croak-headed frog is the cub of Mariluli's "ex-boyfriend" Koga Ninja Frog.
Very bloody.
It's indeed the same screenwriter.
The title of this drama is "Ten Years Later, Let Your Daughter Wait..."
However.
This drama is not the most popular recently.
One of the most popular dramas in recent times is even scarier.
Elf Lily Love.
When the heroine Vulpix was working at the Elf Beauty Salon, she discovered that someone was secretly drawing various sketches of her. After asking around, she found out that it seemed to be her boss, Mariluli, who was married and had children.
The problem is, Mariluli is a female.
In the middle of the journey, Vulpix was forcefully kissed by his colleague, the female Ice Vulpix.
Yes, there was a kiss scene in the first episode.
Very exciting.
Then, at the end of the plot, Vulpix accidentally discovered that those paintings were actually painted by his childhood sweetheart, the female Pipi.
???
I regard you as a friend, but you actually treat me...
At that time, Vulpix should have looked like this: ∑(￣□￣;)
The second episode was even more terrifying. Mariluli directly confessed to Vulpix, but Vulpix screamed in surprise, his mind went blank, and he had no time to decline.
But Vulpix's call was considered by Mariruli as consent, and she was very shy.
The relationship between the characters becomes a mess.
In this way, the screenwriter felt that it was not enough to start a prairie fire.
This led to the introduction of Vulpix's boyfriend, Gotha Duck.
Gotha Duck returned home with Vulpix, and while the two were snuggling, Mariluli suddenly pushed the door open...
Mariluli is the mother of Gotha duck.
This is where the scene freezes.
Mariluli:(=°Д°=)
Gotha Duck:(??????)?
Vulpix:Σ(????)?
Touya still can't forget those barrages.
What about "I'm laughing to death, did the Vulpix fall into the Ji's nest? (??w??)", and "The Ji is still moving?", "Draw the sword, my lord, the Vulpix is mine!"
…
The car door was welded shut during the entire high-speed journey, and I couldn't even get out of my seat, let alone get out of the car.
However, this kind of fast-paced plot, high degree of imagination, and twists make people want to stop, and Jiji has a high-energy warning.
I stopped watching Ibrahimovic and didn’t even play the game, so I went back to binge-watching mode.
Touya turned his eyes and saw what was on the other side.
At the request of the curious wild elves, Laplace dropped a small patch of snow, creating a winter snow environment in the northern region.
This made the wild elves extremely excited.
Southern elves, I have never seen heavy snow before.
A long-tailed monster pinched its tail and formed a snowball, which hit a small cat monster in the face.
The little kitten was not angry either. He blinked, shook off the snowflakes and ran around on the snow.
Soon, several long-tailed monsters fought together.
Togepi, on the other hand, curiously dipped the snowflakes in his mouth and tasted it. After finding that it had no taste, he watched the wild elves having a snowball fight and clapped his hands to watch the show.
Dongya stared blankly for a while, then felt a little cold.
Returned to the tent and got into the sleeping bag.
warm.
sleep.
It's raining outside and you're sleeping while people are coming and going, which often gives you a dark feeling.
Especially when you go to work and go to school continuously, and one day it snows and rains heavily, and everyone else goes out, but you stay in bed with peace of mind.
Tsk tsk tsk, that feeling is unparalleled and comfortable.
This is how Touya feels now, taking a break from his busy schedule.
Soon, he fell asleep.
I've been going to Chilulian's place a lot recently, and I'm afraid Chilulian's body won't be able to hold on, so I asked her to rest.
…
Touya, who was sleeping soundly, didn't know that a huge creature came outside.
He is nearly two and a half meters tall, looks like a cat and a bear, and looks silly and stupid.
It is a relatively small wild Kirby.
"???"
What is this?
Kirby looked at the snowflakes everywhere in a daze.
Elves such as Kirby usually do not go north and mostly live in the central and southern regions where food is abundant.
Some Kirbys were forced to learn to swim, travel between islands, or go fishing in the sea - don't underestimate the efforts a foodie can make just to eat.
In Kirby's life, the happiest thing is eating, and the most exciting time is discovering new things to eat.
At this time, this Kirby beast was very excited, and three big red exclamation marks "???" almost popped out of its head.
After realizing this, the wild elves who were fighting suddenly dispersed, fearing that they would be eaten alive by the evil Kirby beast.
The only ones left behind were Togepi and Lapras, who didn't know Kirbymon.
As for Eevee, when he discovered Kirby, he was excited for a second and was just about to grab the Poké Ball.
I took a step and calmed down.
Are you crazy, catching Kirby?
Even if Toumimon is sold, I probably won't be able to raise it.
You know, in the video, Kirby can swallow hundreds of apple-shaped tree fruits alive in just one minute.
Don't even chew it.
An elf with a small appetite takes a month to eat.
Kirby poked the snow tentatively and licked it.
Can be eaten.
So Kirby went crazy eating snow.
This scene reminded Ibrahimovic of a sentence:
Be careful when you pass by the lawn, don't step on the soil that I will eat next month.
But as Kirby ate it, he realized that it was just water and not full.
Then……
Kirbymon cried after eating it:(╥_╥)
The elves don't shed tears easily, but they are not hungry enough to be sad.
Ibrahimovic didn't understand how Kirby could be so hungry, so he said: