Chapter 189 Porkby is chasing the calamity, please burn paper if you have something to do, thank you!
Not to mention that Eevee drives Kirby around and does whatever he wants with the trainers' bodies and backpacks.
Touya slept until the afternoon, when the sun left his buttocks, he stretched and woke up.
Beautiful.
Who said that there is no need to go to bed early in life and that you will sleep forever after death?
What if you become a ghost?
Doesn’t it mean that I can’t even sleep?
I have never heard of ghosts needing to sleep.
After waking up, Touya opened the tent curtain and took a look. He found that there was a thick layer of snow outside, attracting many elves who were looking at him curiously.
One of the baby bears seemed more interested in his tent.
When he opened the curtain, the baby panda was ducking inside, and the two of them happened to meet each other's eyes.
After confirming your eyes, you are...
Touya: "Yo."
Baby Bear: "Ximei (the monster has appeared)!"
It seemed that Touya was too handsome, and the baby bear felt ashamed of himself, so he rolled away and ran away.
The other elves also dispersed in a hurry, and some of them were bold enough to even want to poke Touya's body with their fingers.
Is Toumimon such a casual person?
It really is.
Because the one who poked him was a Patchlitz.
Although this kind of elf has a rather fanciful and unimpressive name, it looks very cute. It looks like a snow-white little squirrel, similar to Pikachu. It is an electric elf with yellow electric sacs on both sides of its cheeks.
The ears and the tip of the tail are blue and fluffy. In terms of cuteness, it is not much worse than Pikachu.
Unfortunately, no evolved form has been found yet, so for some trainers, it is just a vase, and its popularity is naturally less.
This should be what is called: the young lady’s body, the maid’s life.
Of course, Pachlitz didn't know what Touya was thinking, so it poked Touya's face with its small marshmallow-like hands, making several small holes.
"Crack?"
Pachlitz made a curious sound of "scared of riding", and bravely rubbed Touya's head with his big fluffy tail to confirm his energy level through micro current.
The news that came back shocked Pachilitz!
this……
this……
Even worse than a green caterpillar!
Bai has grown so big!
No!
impossible.
If it was just a matter of how big the meat was, could it be possible to sleep like a domineering circle bear in broad daylight?
It's not too early to let someone do it.
He must be hiding deeply and returning to his original nature. It is very likely that he is a rare old fairy!
The clever Pachlitz decided to pretend he didn't know anything, shouted "Paqi, Paqi" and prepared to run away.
But Touya was not ready to let go of this electric squirrel.
He smiled and said: "Don't leave, I have delicious food."
When Pachilitz heard this, he said:
"I haven't had enough fun with you, please just be patient."
Pachlitz gritted his teeth and exploded...
There was a snap.
Pachlitz lay on the ground and began to pretend to be dead. It covered its chest, and the surface of its body emitted micro-electric light. Its pupils were dilated, its mouth was slightly opened, and its legs and feet were twitching. It was like a cardiac arrest after being hit by electricity.
appearance.
I don’t know who I learned it from.
In the eyes of other elves, they saw Pachilitz poke Touya, Touya smiled, and Pachilitz lay down on the ground, looking like he was dead.
How weird! Is it possible?
The scene was suddenly quiet, and the next second, it was a mess, with the elves screaming "wow, wah, wah," and running as fast as they could.
In panic, a green caterpillar and a unicorn worm collided with each other and rolled into a ball...
…
Within a few seconds, the elves disappeared. If it weren't for the footprints all over the ground, the scene just now would have been like an illusion.
Seeing this scene from the corner of his eye, Pachlitz was even more convinced that the two-legged monster in front of him had activated his "overlord's energy" to scare away the group of elves.
It was a knowledgeable Pachilitz. He had once seen a tiger-like elf that was covered in muscles, black and red, thick, big, and shapely, and its belly was on fire.
The "Muscle Fire Tiger" elf was so violent that with a roar, even the bird elves flying in the sky crashed midway and could not get up again.
But yes, the lower part of the abdomen is on fire!
How much does it hurt?
It's scary to think about it.
With such sacrifice, can you not be strong? Can you not be violent?
"Very good, very good, keep this convulsive discharge pattern."
Touya took out a multi-port charging head. One end of the plug was different from a normal plug. It was not a socket, but a linear fork, and the end of the cord was a golden metal piece.
He attached the metal piece to the side of Pachilitz's cheek.
Snapped.
The metal piece seemed to be attracted by some kind of attraction, and it stuck directly to it. It scared Pachiriz's tail to the point of being frightened, but he did not dare to move.
I have to pretend to be dead, but I also have the embarrassing and pitiful feeling of pretending to be dead and being discovered.
When the metal pieces were attached to both sides of the cheek, Pachilitz discovered that there was a suction force sucking its cheeks and continuously extracting current from its body.
want……
Gonna be sucked dry!!
The other end of the charging head is naturally connected to mobile phones, power banks, laptops and other electrical appliances.
There is also a full body massage chair.
At this time, Touya was lying on the massage chair, moaning "Oh~um~".
There will always be a moment when you feel that you are alive and well.
On the other side, Laplace, who had been tired for a day, slowly moved to the river and went down to catch fish.
It is afraid that if it fails to catch fish, it will be treated horribly.
For example, Ibrahimovic was locked in that black box - the mobile phone.
Laplace, who had little knowledge, thought that all the elves in the phone were captured, ravaged, and imprisoned by Eevee and Touya.
It's scary just thinking about it.
Compared to being locked in a black box, the current situation seems not so unsatisfactory?
As for running.
(???^???) If caught, wouldn’t it be...
How pitiful, who can save me?
"Qiao Xi?"
This was the first time Togepi saw the use of elves to charge mobile phones.
Before, when it was just born, it would curl up into an egg and sleep when it was full, so that Eevee could go hunting in the wild and collect the wool of wild electric elves.
There's nothing I can do about it, Toumimon is a scumbag that doesn't care about laying eggs or hatching eggs.
So once Togepi's curiosity aroused, Ten-Headed Kentero couldn't hold him back.
It ran up to it, looked at it carefully, sometimes touched the charging cable, and sometimes touched Patchlitz, who had a strange feeling of being sucked.
In fact, the elf charger developed by the alliance also comes with a massage electric bag, which has the effect of unblocking electricity.
Electric elves, especially electric rat elves, have a limit to the amount of electricity they can store. Once overloaded, they will become uncomfortable.
In the animation, Pi Shen also experienced overload.
Therefore, even though it was being sucked, Pachlitz was actually feeling refreshed.
Suddenly, Togepi waved his fingers and accidentally used his finger swinging skill.
Then, it slowly floated up...
Sizzle!
Waves of electricity appeared out of thin air, and then...
It hit Togepi!
One way.
Two lanes.
Three ways!
Immediately afterwards, Togepi emitted a dazzling white light, and his figure slowly floated up, as if... as if he was about to soar into the sky!
Touya was confused.
What did he see?
The milky-sounding Togepi had an epiphany in a few seconds, began to overcome the tribulation, and prepared to become an immortal!
What others have worked hard on for thousands of years, Porgepi can do in a matter of seconds.
Monster!
My Togepi is awesome.
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ps: The next update will be during the day tomorrow.
Not to mention, I still have to warm Ibrahimovic's bed.