The next day, Touya was a little confused when he woke up.
For some unknown reason, there was a pile of fruits of various colors and shapes placed next to the extinguished bonfire.
The scallion duck tied to the big tree was screaming badly, with a bruised nose and swollen face, half of its head was bald, and even its "V"-shaped eyebrows looked like they had been pinched by someone.
As soon as he saw Touya, Green Scallion Duck struggled to make a sound as if seeing a relative, "Gah! Go home! Ah! Go home!"
Its cry is like that of an orange cat waiting to be neutered, with its twists and turns, miserable and pitiful.
Mukeer on the treetop had gained weight in less than a night. He burped, buried his head in the feathers on his chest, curled up into a ball and continued to sleep.
It was really beautiful last night. Listening to the call of the green onion duck, it felt like listening to a little tune. It felt comfortable all over and slept more soundly.
Eevee squeezed her little head out of the black tent, yawned, wiped her face with her big tail, and picked up the basin and toothbrush in a mature and sensible manner and went to the river to wash up.
"I don't have a meow who can speak human language, how can I help you get home?"
Touya thought for a while, wondering what value this big duck had besides eating it.
Brave Bird Attack? Eevee-chan is not a flying monkey, so he can't learn it.
It’s not possible to imitate a parrot, but there’s a flash of lightning? Can bird elves and land elves learn the flash of lightning in the same way?
After thinking carefully, Touya said: "You teach Ibubosha, and I will help you get home."
When Ibrahimovic by the river heard that it was related to her, she quickly pricked up her ears and said, "咘吚?"
"Quack!" The Green Onion Duck nodded fiercely. It just wanted to go home and hug the Green Onion again.
Touya took out his barely functioning mobile phone and took a photo of the green onion duck.
While making a fire and cooking, he looked for a signal and logged into the trainer forum to browse information to see if there was any inspiration for finding sperm.
"Please be more careful, the golden right foot of the Sinnoh national football team, Shavarang, returns to the world and reappears the ball of resurrection! [Picture] [Picture] [Video]"
The Pokémon world also has a basketball league, and the Pokémon Basketball World Cup is held every four years in the Sinnoh region's Crown City.
Touya didn't have a good impression of the World Cup because he lost 10,000 yuan in gambling. He was so distressed that he couldn't breathe and wanted to report it to the Football Basketball Association.
Also, who are you bullying by asking Kirbymon to be the goalkeeper???
He blocked the post willfully and browsed to the next one.
"The great hunter with a million-dollar reward, Hunter j! [marked red]"
Touya was shocked: Hunter J? That ruthless and ruthless hunter who sets fire to mountains and flies a spaceship with magical powers to petrify people???
He clicked in and took a look.
"Hunter J, male, in October 1314 of the Alliance calendar, this hunter committed dozens of crimes in Binhai City, Sinnoh region, and was good at using elves: Alidos, Dragon King and Scorpion.
This person is now wanted in the area. For those who actively provide clues to capture Hunter J or directly deliver Hunter J to the Sinnoh police, the alliance will give a cash reward of 10 million yen.
[Photo provided by police]
Report hotline: 001; Contact person: Joy 1824652305, Binhai City.
Joey is married, and harassing phone calls are strictly prohibited. Violators will be sent to Smelly Mud Prison for three days!"
Silently deleting the call, Touya held his chin and fell into deep thought:
How did Sister Hunter J become a man? And looking at the picture, he looks like a big man who picks his feet, which makes people not excited.
Besides, what about Hunter J’s Tyrannosaurus?
He thought about it for a while and then searched for 'bamboo orchid'.
A series of information popped up, and he clicked on the 'Elf Encyclopedia'.
"Zhulan, honorary member of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Sinnoh Alliance [picture]"
After closing the interface, Touya checked other information.
Although Sister Zhulan is still just the King of Heaven and the timeline does not match up, overall, there is no big problem.
"Miss Hunter J has been impersonated?"
He couldn't figure it out, so he simply didn't think about it.
Binhai City is in the southeast of the Sinnoh region, thousands of miles away from us, so there is no need to worry about it.
Besides, Hunter J’s sister is super fierce. He is a young trainer and can only watch from a distance but not play with her.
Touya logged into his account, uploaded a photo of green onion duck, and posted a message about semen hunting.
While waiting for a reply, he logged into the elf chat group to kill time.
As soon as he logged into the account named "I am a Lalu Lasi", more than a dozen messages were refreshed below, most of which were posted by the online name "Talking Cat".
Talking Meow: "Meow, how can I make a female meow like me?"
I am a Lalu Lass: "Lalu~Have you ever heard of licking a meow? Licking to the end will give you everything you need."
My daughter, Juan Juan Er: “That’s it, so awesome!”
Woman, oh, Elf Azuma: "Curly Er, can you not be obsessed with La Lu La Si? God knows whether the person on the other side of the screen is a human or a ghost."
Man, hum, I'll marry an elf: "If you don't agree with anyone, I will obey Meow and La Lulas, the water group with the voice dubbing."
Talking Meow: "Meow? Why are you licking meow, meow?"
I am a Lalu Lass: "It doesn't matter if the female cat doesn't like you. You can choose to live and outlast the other meows. You will win. If you survive until the end, you will always get ahead. If you don't dare to endure it, why not?"
Dare you say you love it?"
My daughter, Juan Juan Er: “Wow⊙?⊙! That makes sense!”
Punch a giant sting wasp: "I'm convinced, I'm really obsessed with girls."
You don’t understand the vicissitudes of obesity: “Mysterious Girl 1.”
Talking Meow: "Is there any other way, Meow..."
I am a Lalu: "In a few years, you can let her daughter wait for you, or in a few decades, you can dig a hole and lie next to her, Lalu~"
My daughter, Juan Juan Er: “It’s so touching!”
Punch a giant sting wasp: "Are you two devils?"
Mini dragon begging for a hug: "Devil 1."
…
I am a Lalulas: "Does anyone know this scallion duck located in EMI City, EMI Forest? It carries sharp teeth with it, and it knows how to attack bravely, parroting words, and it failed to bully Ibrahimovic, but was tortured and beaten until it grew old.
Too bad [picture][picture]"
Talking Meow: "It's fake, Meow. Ibrahimovic can't fly. How can he beat the Green Onion Duck like this? The Green Onion Duck is stupid, can't fly or run?"
Punch a giant sting wasp: "Fake, did you see the scar on the Scallion Duck's buttocks? I bet it's the giant sting bee's double needle skill. After identification, don't ask me how I know, and then ask about autism.
"
You don't understand the vicissitudes of fat: "Look, the traces of the two consecutive kicks are very obvious, it should be Ibrahimovic. This Ibrahimovic is a bit fierce."
The mini dragon asked for a hug: "The brave bird, the green onion duck of the parrot? Was abused by Ibrahimovic? How is it possible??? Whose Ibrahimovic is so strong?!"
My daughter, Juan Juan Er: “…that…”
My daughter, Curly Er, said: “…that green onion duck may be mine.”
I am a Lalulas: "..."
After checking the position with "My daughter, Curly Er", Touya felt a little embarrassed.
He put down his cell phone and saw Scallion Duck limping and instructing Ibrahimovic on his sand splashing skills.
After greeting Eevee, Touya decided to try his golden finger.
He got into his sleeping bag and muttered silently, "Start the game."
Immediately, small words appeared in front of my eyes.
【Please select the target to develop】
[Due to a coding error, currently only random selection of development objects is supported]