Chapter 34: Deng! The wild mountaineering teenager is trying to prostitute you for nothing
“Whether it is in fire, water, grass, or forest;
Still in the earth, in the clouds, in the girl's short skirt;
I will definitely get it! Get the Pokémon!!"
In the early morning, the alarm bell full of positive energy rang. Touya stretched out and felt that life was beautiful.
Although they are both alarm clocks, the alarm clock for school and work is naturally different from the alarm clock for traveling to conquer elves. The former is because I hate the sky for not letting it rain hail, while the latter is because the world is so big and there are so many elves, and I want them all.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw something.
In an instant, he was so excited that if Touya hadn't been so strong, he would have screamed loudly.
What's right in front of you is a clear black and white rune.
There is a red circle '?' drawn in the center of the rune, and there are traces of blood marks on the edge of the circle, as if someone had carved it out slowly, bit by bit, full of 'love' and patiently with blood-stained fingers.
Gudong!
Touya swallowed and hugged the sleeping bag tightly.
He focused his gaze, and sure enough he saw a blood-stained red leaf in the red circle.
"Calm down, calm down, I am someone who has watched Sadako and Kayako's little sister's movies. Sadako, Kayako, Miss Hongye, Landlord, 50-50?"
Relying on his strong strength, Touya took off the rune from his forehead.
A sense of coldness made Touya subconsciously recite the mantra of socialist science, "Prosperity, democracy, civilization, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, rule of law, patriotism, dedication, integrity, and friendliness—!"
Not only did the runes show no reaction, but they also smelled a little more bloody.
Cursing himself secretly for not being smart enough, Touya demonstrated the cultural literacy required in the nine-year compulsory education, "I don't regret it as my clothes get wider and wider, and I feel haggard because of Yi! I searched hundreds of times for him, but suddenly I looked back, and the red leaves were there.
In the dimly lit place! The bond between life and death is vast. Talk to your son, hold your hand, and grow old together with you!"
Suddenly, he felt a foreign object in his hand. Touya lowered his eyes and saw that it was the "token of love" between him and Miss Hongye - a notebook.
The notebook was opened, and some black hair quietly appeared on the blank page, and the clusters of twists formed a line of words:
"If two people love each other, how can they live together and die together?"
Dear mother!
After staying for a few seconds, Dongya took out his pen and wrote down, "I haven't helped you give birth to a monkey yet..."
This was definitely the cleverest confession he could think of.
Automatically, without wind, the page was turned over, and the two words in blood appeared repeatedly, densely packed, row by row, filling the entire page in the blink of an eye.
Touya naturally recognizes those two characters with blood, but after seeing them too much, his eyes are dizzy and they feel very strange.
When he looked at it again, he saw the words "happy" and "happy"!
By the river, Eevee, who was brushing his teeth, suddenly raised his pointed ears, as if he heard Touya's mournful cry.
"Boom!" She shook her head, thinking of what she had done last night, she suddenly felt guilty.
Feeling guilty, Ibrahimovic picked up the washbasin and returned to the camp, using the hot water from the thermos cup to make Touya a cup of hot milk.
She bit the mouth of the cup and squeezed into the tent.
Eevee raised his paws to remove the obstructive tent cloth and prepared to please Touya. His brown eyes turned and he saw that Touya was still sleeping.
"Boom~~"
Ibrahimovic curled his lips, so lazy!
She rolled her eyes and prepared to tickle Touya with the tip of her tail, changing the pattern to wake him up.
Suddenly, Ibrahimovic discovered something was wrong. Where did the rune on Touya's forehead go?
At this time, Touya turned over, and Ibrahimovic looked over subconsciously, and an opened notebook came into view.
The page was full of red text that she didn't recognize. However, right at the footer, there was a drawing of a little Eevee, which was so lifelike that even the colors were perfect!
Next to the picture of little Eevee, a red heart expresses everything vividly.
The missing rune was inserted diagonally between the pages of the book.
Snapped!
The milk tea cup hit the moisture-proof pad and shook. Ibrahimovic stared blankly at the notebook, not paying attention to it at all.
Seeing the tea cup tipping over and the milk tea about to pour out, a hand stretched out to steady the tea cup. Touya rubbed his eyes, yawned, and said: "Is it dawn yet? Hey, why is the notebook open?
?Ibrahimovic, I like it, like it..."
He read out the contents of the notebook as if by accident, and then as if he had realized something, his eyes were full of solemnity, "Ibrahimovic!"
“咘吚ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3 …”
Gently hugging Ibrahimovic, Touya caressed her little head, and said softly and firmly: "It's okay! No matter what happens, I will be with you!"
A friend in need is a friend indeed, if anyone dares to give you a hand after seeing you being attracted by Miss Sadako, madly in love with you, then it must be true love.
This is how Ibrahimovic feels now. She was so moved that tears welled up in her eyes and her little head nodded frequently.
Touya said goodbye, raised his hand and wiped the corners of his eyes, internally applauding his wit.
What is a good partner? From today on, we are good partners. When we turn into ashes, we are all good partners, good partners forever and ever.
He glanced out of the corner of his eye and his eyelids twitched when he saw the notebook.
I don’t know if ghost or evil elves can persuade Miss Hongye to retreat.
If it really doesn't work, if it really doesn't work, he can only find more fun for others.
Breakfast time passed by in a flash, and Touya packed up his tent and prepared to walk up the river.
For some reason, there were suddenly more people nearby. While eating breakfast, Touya saw a boy in shorts with a Lada, and two girls in swimsuits swimming hand in hand.
He didn't want to drink from someone else's bathwater, so he went against the flow and took a few more steps.
While packing up the tent, Touya glanced at the girl in a swimsuit playing in the river.
After noticing Touya's gaze, the girl in the swimsuit winked at him boldly, while Touya pretended to be shy and turned her head away.
Is the elf a love fish? It seems that the experience cannot be gained.
As he thought about it, he lost interest in the girl in a swimsuit.
Eevee packed up the garbage and ran to the forest garbage recycling point not far away. She jumped on the top of Kirby's trash can and threw the black garbage bag into its mouth.
Hey, hey, hey——
Suddenly, the grass trembled, and a wild mountaineering boy jumped out. He was wearing gray mountaineering clothes. When he saw Ibrahimovic, his eyes lit up, "Ibrahimovic! What a luck!"
He subconsciously raised his hand, and a red and white elf ball was thrown towards Ibrahimovic.
However, the experienced Ibrahimovic did not hide. She narrowed her brown eyes and stared closely at the Poké Ball thrown at high speed.
When the elf ball got closer, Ibrahimovic raised his paw and slapped the elf ball hard!
boom!
The red and white Poké Ball returned at a faster speed and hit the mountaineering boy directly in the face, causing him to scream in pain.
"Boom~" Ibrahimovic stuck out his tongue and made a face.
"Hiss, it hurts!" The mountaineering boy was not discouraged at all. He took out the elf ball and called out the small fist stone, "Little fist stone, use the impact!"
As soon as it appeared, the small fist stone immediately rushed towards Ibrahimovic. It cleverly placed the rock arm in a streamlined shape behind it in order to reduce resistance and enhance the power of the impact. It can be seen that the mountaineering boy still put in a lot of hard work.
"Ibrahimovic, there is no need to hide."
Touya heard the noise and rushed over in time.
His order made the mountaineer boy stunned. Is there anyone who would not dodge in the face of an attack?
"In that case, Xiaoquanshi, use all your strength!" The mountaineering boy showed off his biceps.
It doesn't matter whether Ibrahimovic has an owner or not. What matters is that he is prepared to let the little fist stone gain experience from Ibrahimovic.
"Lasha!!"
The little fist stone roared. On the one hand, it was trying to intimidate Ibrahimovic. On the other hand, it used Qihe to mobilize its body with its voice and exert its full strength!
"Now, Ibrahimovic, hammer it!"
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