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Chapter 373 You can't do it, it's too ugly!

"咘璘~~~"

Jigglypuff himself is an elf with a clear distinction between love and hate. After being saved by the "Hero Zoroa", his mind was filled with Touya's appearance. Who made Zoroa transform into Touya? Jigglypuff

Naturally, it couldn't tell the difference. It knew that two-legged human beasts like Touya would appear near the grass, so it came over to look for it, and sure enough, it found it.

Who said love makes people blind? When Jigglypuff encounters love, his IQ will skyrocket.

Touya's head was still full of questions. He didn't know what evil possessed this fat guy, so he rubbed his face hard, making him drool all over his face.

I guess Jigglypuff had eaten a lot of berries before, and there was still a hint of fruity aroma in his saliva.

Touya didn't understand what was going on, and the others couldn't understand it either. A cute little girl nearby couldn't accept Jigglypuff's behavior of sending her to her door. She lay on her mother's lap with a hint of grievance.

, asked: "Mom, why didn't Jigglypuff come over and kiss me?"

Her mother couldn't answer for a while, but the little girl's brother was very upright. He said while playing on his mobile phone: "You are too ugly."

"You're the only one who talks too much!" The mother was angry and slapped the little boy on the head. The little boy was not afraid of being slapped. He scratched his neck and said, "You will be beaten if you tell lies, and you will be beaten if you tell the truth. We are here

It’s so hard to raise a child.”

The mother was so angry that she rolled her eyes several times and ignored this strong boy with ninth-level strength. She turned to comfort the little girl: "This is just an accident. Don't listen to your brother's blindness..."

Before the mother could finish her words, she was interrupted by the little girl: "But! It's not just Jigglypuff!" She pointed at it with her fleshy finger: "Look!"

Her mother subconsciously turned around and looked... shocked!

I saw a flower-like shy bud jumping to the side of the young man for some reason. The elf had a shy expression on his face, and he opened the green bud on his head - it was a bright red flower.

Not only that, there was actually a bad frog who grabbed a few wild flowers and handed them to the young man with a very embarrassed expression.

The first thought in my mother's mind was: What kind of magic did this young man use?

The second thought is: Is it really a matter of appearance?

As soon as the little boy saw this scene, he immediately raised his chest and raised his head, proudly saying: "Look, I told you, you are not good-looking and you lost at the starting line."

"If you don't have good looks, no elves would want you if you showed up at your door. If you have enough good looks, the elves will be excited when they see you, and they will get interested in you and covet your figure."

"You can't do that, you're too ugly!"

Hearing these words, the faces of everyone present were more or less darkened: ヾ(?`Д′?)? Damn, these words are so hurtful!

The crowd is laughing at this!

However, Touya also suffered a disaster at this time.

Because elves have a simple temperament, their external expression is that they are clearly divided between love and hate.

As soon as Jigglypuff saw the two little goblins, Shy Bud and Bad Frog, he understood everything immediately.

Originally, I was not the only one who was flirted with...

(╬ò?ó) What a scumbag! This is it!

The love in Jigglypuff's heart that was born from the hero's saving of the beauty exploded in an instant, burning into a nameless rage: "Bah! Ping!" His face turned red with anger, and it swelled up into a balloon, like a doormat.

Tear!

Snapped!

Jigglypuff removed the wild flower from Bad Frog's hand and slapped Mian Bao hard on the face.

"Goo!"

"mum?!"

This bad frog, Mianbao, was not someone to be bullied and immediately fought back with Jigglypuff.

One of the trainers on the grass picked up his cell phone and took a photo. He had already thought of the title: "The fat man in the palace angrily tears up the mistress and the mistress".

But another trainer muttered: "Why are you fighting? Beat him!"

One of his companions hesitated for a moment: "If these three elves die together, whoever throws the ball first will get it?"

As soon as these words came out, some people immediately attracted surprised looks: This focus is very trainer!

Unfortunately, the three elves, Jigglypuff, Shy Bud, and Bad Frog, also knew the situation in the wetland. Although they fought, they were very restrained and did not use their skills.

Finally, Jigglypuff glared at Touya fiercely, lowered his eyelids, stuck out his tongue, and made a big face: "Bah-!" He snorted coldly, twisted his round body and ran away.

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Although Jigglypuff is round in size, he is a flexible elf.

The Bad Frog and the Shy Bao also looked at each other coldly, turned around and walked away without even looking at Touya, the "scumbag".

Touya felt something was wrong and thought to himself, "Is it the fox's fault?"

Gardevoir used the protective shield to block the light and floated in mid-air as if invisible. She held a Pikachu-shaped lollipop in her mouth: "Well, it should be."

"This scumbag." Dongya snorted.

It is romantic and cheerful, but makes itself take the blame.

Really...

What an enviable life!



The palace fight scene staged by Jigglypuff, Bad Frog, and Mianbao directly made Touya the center of attention. He is not a coordination trainer. He wants to accumulate popularity and win in coordination conferences. Naturally, he doesn't like to be looked at like a monkey.

Pay the same attention.

He directly left the grassland, the safest place in the Great Wetland Reserve, and walked deeper.

The grassland entering the entrance has been checked by the security personnel of the Great Wetland Reserve. There are no overly dangerous elves and no dangerous terrain.

But if you go inside, there is no guarantee.

"Sharks actually don't like to eat people. They just try to bite you, and then spit it out with a bah sound: It doesn't taste good. Then the shark's companion also takes a bite: Bah, it really doesn't taste good... One bite for you, one for me,

Everyone is a good shark friend, people are just like this."

Touya knew that sometimes elves are like this, and this is how people end up in the hospital.

He had walked nearly a few hundred meters at this time. Just in front of his sight, a large sign was obviously erected with some warnings written on it to remind you that you are about to enter the wild area of ​​​​the wetland. Please pay attention to safety and so on.

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Touya looked sideways and saw several cameras.

He knew that there would be staff in charge here and would actively discourage some people from leaving.

But this is mainly to protect the safety of children, and the staff will not care about some trainers.

At this time, the wind blew and blew a cone-shaped roadblock next to the warning sign to the ground. A passing baby bear stopped, scratched its head, and helped the roadblock up again.

The baby bear seemed to notice Touya's gaze, looked back at him, and then slowly circled along the roadblock, as if playing.

Or maybe he sees it as his job to hold up the roadblocks.

Touya was not too surprised. The role of the Great Wetland Reserve also included protecting some wild elves. Most of the wild elves were born here and had not had much contact with trainers, so they had very simple temperaments, and the baby bears did not look like that.

Those "bear" babies in the wild.

"The reserve is peace..."

"Well~ the elves here are so gentle..."

Touya was thinking about it, and Gardevoir agreed. At this moment, a huge grass elf with a shape like a flytrap suddenly emerged from a large quagmire behind the warning sign. It suddenly opened its mouth,

After spitting out a humanoid object covered in mud and water, the elf also spat figuratively, as if to say:

Bah! It doesn’t taste good at all!

Touya: "..."

Gardevoir: "..."




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