Chapter 396 Rockets Ma Zai Miaomiao's Actor's Career
Meowth from Team Rocket has two major characteristics. First, he can walk upright, and second, he can speak human language.
Touya actually saw this meow in the past when he was in Gardevoir's body.
But not conquered.
It's not for unnecessary reasons such as fear of disturbing the future.
But it's not necessary.
As a trainer, his first priority in conquering elves is combat effectiveness.
Although Meow Meow can speak human language, has a high IQ, and can walk upright, these also limit its combat potential.
The fact that he can speak human language is just rare, and it has not shocked the world.
In the elf world, being able to speak human language and write is no longer a very special thing.
Some elven birds, with a little training, can learn human language - for example: the chirping bird.
The tongue of this bird spirit is very similar to that of humans. With a little training, it can speak dexterously, and it is easy to learn eighteen languages.
In addition, some elves also have telepathy, which is no more direct and convenient than talking.
Just because you can walk upright and talk, it is of little use to tame meows.
In addition, this meow has too high an IQ and a wild heart. He does not regard himself as an elf at all and is not prepared to be subdued.
This is easy to understand. Apart from the appearance, a meow is almost like a human on the inside.
As for people...who would be tempted to be someone else's elf?
Accepting someone who is disobedient has little practical significance other than opening up another mouth. It would be better not to accept it.
Based on the above reasons, when Touya saw this meow, he was at best surprised and a little nostalgic. Other than that, he really didn't have much feeling.
But then, he became suspicious, whose meow is this meow now? It belongs to Team Rocket?
Does Team Rocket also want to take advantage of his elf? Are they planning to harm me?
Touya is not too cautious, but the Rockets have this business.
Team Rocket also does the job of robbing hunters like elves.
To be more precise, Team Rocket is good at working and is willing to do any job.
From robbing human elves, opening game arcades, to researching elves and conducting experiments, to confronting legendary elves, there is nothing Team Rocket dares not do.
Moreover, Team Rocket is also very good at expanding its business scope, and it is not impossible to extend its minions to Sinnoh.
Touya became suspicious, so he sent Gardevoir to investigate.
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"Here are your three popsicles, meow."
"Come on, come on, meow, a bag of melon seeds and two bottles of beer?"
"Thank you for your patronage, meow!"
Miaomiao skillfully carried a small bag and went back and forth between tourists. Within a short time, he sold nearly half of the goods, making him smile from ear to ear.
Meow Meow rubbed her paws together, looking like a profiteer.
In fact, there are many small vendors nearby, but the one selling the best is Meow Meow.
The reason is very simple: a rich man and a pitiful little girl sell the same thing, which one do you buy?
The reason why Meow Meow sells well is because it is not a human!
It's a cat!
But he is still a meow that talks nicely and walks upright!
It can be said that what others sell is goods, but what Miaomiao sells is its own brand and its own image.
This is the difference.
While collecting the money, Meow Meow lamented that Meow Meow was afraid of getting into the wrong profession.
He had always wanted to go to Hollywood, but he didn't realize it until he went there.
In Hollywood, being able to talk is just a selling point.
Want to be an actor?
There are three keys.
First, it doesn’t require you to be handsome and top-notch, as long as you have characteristics!
Meow Meow knelt down.
In Hollywood, heterosexuals are all bad individuals.
Second, there are specialties.
Meow can talk and barely occupies one.
However, the first two are just entry barriers.
The most important thing is the third point. To be an actor, you must have the courage to sacrifice.
Meow Meow knelt down at this point.
The first acting role, because it walked upright, could talk, and had vivid acting skills, it really impressed many directors.
It can be said that he got out of the trap and got a fixed lunch box.
But what next?
In order to satisfy the audience's freshness, Miao Miao was given a role in which he and Dong Shi Miao, who was as fat as a tiger, played husband and wife.
Okay, just act.
Miaomiao was ready to make the decision to sacrifice his own body, but things proved that the director's tricks are always so deep!
That Dongshi cat is not only a domestic violence cat, but also a male cat!
The meow's hypothesis is: I have been beaten for eighteen years and I don't know that Dong Shi is a male cat.
Miaomiao was just a small character and couldn't afford a substitute, so he was really beaten every time.
That Dongshi Miao was a third-tier character, compared to Miao Miao, he was completely old-timer, so Miao Miao could only endure the humiliation and act. After almost experiencing depression, he finally got over it.
And it has gained a certain popularity.
However, despite all the calculations, Miao Miao never calculated it.
This is actually just the beginning.
Because the tragic character of Miao Miao who swallows her anger and is funny in the duel with Dong Shi Miao is too real - every time it is a real fight, natural and real.
Therefore, Meow Meow's image among its popular fans is a weak one.
The director took a look: What a guy! He has potential that can be tapped!
Immediately afterwards, Meow Meow's second role was even worse. Although the last performance was with a male, he was still a Meow after all!
But this time, even the meow can no longer meow!
The director gave it a Mengge cactus treatment!
The settings are even worse.
Meow Meow has been married to Mengge Cactus for three years. He is a dog husband and licks Mengge Cactus from morning till night.
And Mengge Cactus not only did not love Meow Meow more, but secretly cheated on Meow Meow... In short, Meow Meow was miserable in all kinds of ways. Only in the end, when it was about to jump off the building to commit suicide on the rooftop, it saw the sunset, thought of its past self, and burst into tears.
With tears on your face, you look back and smile to show a feeling of renewal and rebirth.
Due to the setting, every time Meow Meow appears, he has to hold the Mengsong Cactus.
Meow Meow was so painful that she cried, and when the whole scene was finished filming, there was a huge round of applause.
The smile that Miao Miao showed while enduring the pain was considered to be that "Miao Miao" had long been aware of Meng Song Cactus's cheating. It was a smile of love amid grief.
Meow Meow’s acting is so good!
At the end, Miaomiao was really depressed to the point of wanting to commit suicide. The smile he showed at the end was a smile of relief when he thought that he had finally finished filming. But in the eyes of the director and the audience, his acting skills were soul-stirring!
Just when Meow Meow thought he could finally make a normal movie, he realized that he had more than one co-star in the third movie!
Stinky flowers, stinky mud...
Meow meow understands!
It turns out that its image has been fixed. If it continues like this, it will die!
So Miaomiao didn't want to act anymore. Now, Miaomiao saw the cruelty of the acting world. The director hired a lawyer and asked him to pay huge compensation and kicked Miaomiao out of the house. Not only that, but also online
Hack it and kill it completely.
Afterwards, in confusion, Meow Meow joined Team Rocket. After experiencing so much, he became clever and cunning, and became a glorious Team Rocket pony!