Chapter 43: Get on the bus first and then make up the ticket
"Work!"
Patting his face, Touya cheered up, took out water balloons from his backpack, filled them with water, and tied them tightly.
After that, he tied each water ball as big as a basketball to a rope. One end of the rope was tied to a rock by the river, and the other part was tied to a big tree on the other side of the river by a big tailed beaver.
Touya and the big-tailed civet adjusted the tightness so that all the water polo balls would fall into the water without sinking, creating a water polo version of the "plum blossom pile."
Early next morning.
Eevee slept very well. She dreamed that after using Chino Chinchilla Essential Oil, her big tail was shiny and soft, and she was extremely happy.
As soon as she woke up, she saw a shaky water polo bridge on the surging river.
Who built this shoddy project? A Rattata can knock down a walking grass.
In the world of Pokémon, it is extremely difficult to build a bridge. If you build a bridge, it will be trampled by wild Pokémon in less than three days.
Some extremely heavy elves just don't take the usual path. It's just a wooden chain bridge. Is that for the Big Rock Snake?
If you don't take your underground passages properly and insist on climbing mountains and bridges, who will you fall if you don't?
It's good to throw it down, and from then on this big rock snake will remember this thing. It can tear apart one by one and make the engineering designer bald in real life.
The result is that engineers who are not bald are definitely not good engineers.
Ibrahimovic curled his lips, whoever wants to walk on this bridge, she will never walk on it.
However……
"Ibrahimovic, a new day has begun! Let's train for our better tomorrow!"
Hearing Touya's passionate voice, Ibrahimovic's face collapsed on the spot.
“Boom…”
She had just woken up and hadn't eaten yet. Was Toumimon on drugs? What did he do last night to be so energetic? Sleep wildly at night and act like a monster during the day?
Touya pointed at the water bridge, "Well, on the first day, let's take it easy and do three hundred round trips first. Don't worry, it doesn't matter even if you fall into the water and are washed away. There are dozens of big-toothed civets on the riverside who can swim.
The big-tailed civet can even swim upstream from waterfalls, so dragging you ashore is a piece of cake."
He paused and shyly wiped his cheek with his index finger, "If you drown, I will sacrifice myself and give you artificial respiration myself. I am familiar with this job. If you don't believe me, ask the beach administrator of Steel Island."
, who doesn’t know me, the crazy rescuer Mo Dongya?”
!Hearing what Touya said, Ibrahimovic became even more worried.
Seeing this, Touya took out his mobile phone and said to himself, "Huh? Now you get hair conditioner when you buy essential oil cream?"
Surprised! Ibrahimovic’s ears perked up, “Boom!”
This bridge is so fun!
She immediately rushed to the water's edge and carefully moved to the first water balloon.
After she stood firm, she blinked and said, "Hey, it's not that difficult."
The next second, the water flow rushed, the water ball swayed wildly, and with a bang, Ibrahimovic fell into the river, only splashing a few water splashes.
Immediately afterwards...a small paw reached out of the water with difficulty and started flopping around randomly.
Bang!
Ibrahimovic tried his best to put his head above the water and struggled hard, "Boom, boom!"
"Eevee, don't panic, use a dog to paddle...forget it, I'll use a dog to paddle." Touya was just about to rush into the river, but saw the timid big-toothed raccoon jumping into the water with a whoosh, and then, then...
…
It stood up next to Ibrahimovic!
The water surface is less than the neck of the big-toothed raccoon.
Close to the river bank, the water is only half a meter deep at most.
"Quack, quack, quack--" In the sky, a big blue duck gradually flew over.
Quietly I left, just as quietly as I came, I waved my wings, leaving only a few strands of duck feathers behind.
Ibrahimovic slowly stopped struggling, Touya also froze in place, and all the big-toothed raccoons were staring at Ibrahimovic.
The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward.
"!" Covering his cheeks that were about to explode with his paws, the big-tailed civet looked up at the sun and danced with green onions.
Speaking of which, this green onion was obtained from a group fight against a certain duck trainer.
If the duck hadn't run so fast, it would have been wrapped in honey and roasted by the twilight bear.
Unfortunately, Mukeer, the leading bird, was so fat that he took off too slowly due to the influence of gravity and was kissed by a snake. Now he has learned from the experience and is learning the self-suggestion weight loss method from 'Lotus Leaf Brother' Kodakya.
Speaking of which, it was the circle bear who suffered the most. He was struck by the flaming fist on the buttocks from Juan Juan Er who appeared from the sky. The pain caused him to rise three feet from the ground in an instant. It was like he had suddenly realized the art of dancing in the sky. He walked slightly on the battlefield.
He was dancing to the disco and howling at the same time. In the blink of an eye, he was like Ouyang Toad who practiced the Nine Yin Manual by mistake and lost his will to fight.
Alas, the battle in the small forest is really a lose-lose situation.
Hey, you ask me why the big-tailed civet was not injured? Needless to say!
Look at my front teeth that can split mountains and rocks, look at my big black tail that splits waves and seas, and look at my perfect hair that can absorb shock and dust.
The results speak for themselves!
Of course, of course, I, the big tailed civet...
Didn't even participate in the war!
From the beginning of the fight, the cat stayed in the grass. When the green onion duck was about to collapse, it jumped in the air, killed the duck's tail, took advantage of the duck's pain, grabbed the green onions, and ran away after landing.
That big-tailed civet is so good!
The big-tailed fox seemed to have recalled it for a long time, but in fact it only lasted less than a tenth of a second.
No matter which world you are in, recall killing is a normal operation, just like talking and shouting skills, and it does not take up time.
"Nani?! What kind of idiot, the mid laner actually chose the Big Rock Snake, and then gave it away without giving it away? I am not afraid of being threatened the most in my life, I-"
"exit the game!"
Touya looked away from Ibrahimovic, as if he didn't see or hear anything, and took out his cell phone as if nothing had happened, shouting.
But secretly, his camera kept clicking.
On the surface, there is no ambiguity in taking photos and videos of Ibrahimovic behind the scenes. This is what a trainer in the new era should do!
It was as if Touya could hear: Ding! Beast Trader 111...
As soon as Touya opened his mouth, the big-toothed raccoons, who had a gentle temperament and a good heart, seemed to have pressed the recovery button and went about their own business.
In the water, the timid big-toothed raccoon quietly prepared to go ashore. However, a paw came over with a strong wind!
Bang!
The timid big-toothed raccoon fell headlong into the water, while Ibrahimovic climbed onto the water polo as if nothing had happened and started training seriously.
Although she didn't understand the exact value of a bottle of essential oil ointment, she knew just by looking at the twitching corners of Touya's mouth:
A bottle of essential oil ointment can be regarded as a loss of life for both of them.
Deep down in her heart, Ibrahimovic, who is a little proud, will not allow her to rely on Touya for support!
She has to train hard and win some competition. Just looking at the series of zeros behind it will definitely be enough for her to take care of her big tail.
Water polo plum blossom stakes are much more difficult than running and jumping in the forest. Wind direction, water speed, etc. will all affect the water polo. It took Ibrahimovic three days to stand firm on the first water polo.
And Touya finally received the express delivery from Lalulas, a luxurious ball filled with golden honey, black gold honey, and the most important friend ball.
Late at night, Eevee-chan, who had been practicing hard all day, was as tired as a pug that had fallen into the water. He pouted and lay lazily on the grass, chewing weeds and playing.
Hearing familiar footsteps, she looked up and it turned out to be Touya.
"Ibrahimovic, after scoring this goal, from now on we will be trainers on the same rope. If you go to jail, I will have to follow you. If I give birth to a monkey, you will also have to raise it."
Touya said naughty words and silently placed the Friend Ball on the grass.
For the first time, he was really nervous.
Conquering the elves is just like getting a marriage certificate, isn't it?
"Boom..." Ibrahimovic glanced at his brown eyes, his brown ears twitched twice and then dropped again.
She curled her lips, and just like the little daughter-in-law who got on the bus first and paid the ticket later, she casually patted the Friend Ball with her paw.
With a flash of red light, Ibrahimovic floated into the Friend-Friend Ball. The Friend-Friend Ball moved symbolically, and with a 'thud' sound, Touya picked up the Friend-Friend Ball, his face as steady as an old dog, and thinking in his heart:
"Would you like to imitate Master Zhi and say, "Yeah, I conquered Ibrahimovic?" Although it's a bit embarrassing, it will feel very good."
Before Touya could move, there was a bang, and Eevee jumped out of the Friend Ball. He jumped over his head in one step, rubbed his short hair with his paws, and said with great satisfaction, "Boom! Boom!"
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It feels like everything comes naturally.
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