Chapter 48 Progress over time (I wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!)
In the end, Touya didn't attack the unconscious Pichu.
Because, he decided to have a good relationship with this Pichu!
There is a strategy that has been used throughout China for five thousand years and has not become outdated to this day.
That is, the beauty trap!
Therefore, in order to use the Meiqiu trick on Pi Qiu in the future and obtain Pi Qiu's special genes, he now needs to make Pi Qiu dependent on him until he obeys his words.
In order to establish a good relationship with the unconscious Pichu, Touya poked Pichu's butt with a thick hemp rope. After confirming that Pichu was really unconscious, he resolutely...
He tied it up and hung it upside down under a branch.
In order to prevent Pichu from discharging, the clever Touya also cut the insulating tape into an oval shape and pasted it on both sides of Pichu's cheeks.
"Based on the carrot and stick policy, hostage situation, and Stockholm Syndrome, Pichu was first made to scare me, then to be afraid of me, then to sympathize with me and help me... In the final stage, the elf training method was finally completed."
Touya pinched his chin, took out the worn-out mobile phone that he and Ibrahimovic both despised from his backpack, and started downloading elf ghost stories.
He took out his headphones and put them on Pichu, who was spinning on the rope under the branch, and played various ghost stories.
Gradually, the expression of the comatose Pichu began to change, from confusion to distortion, and finally turned pale with fear.
Looking at this scene, Touya took out the ghost mask he bought for Halloween and put it on his face, looking forward to Pichu waking up.
He logged into the account named "I am a Lalu Lasi" again and watched a group of big guys showing off their IQs.
Punch a giant sting wasp: "It's hard to raise a small goldfish. I bought a small goldfish for 10,000 yen, but it died in one day."
Punch a giant sting wasp: "Then if I spend 10 million to marry a man/woman in the future, will he/she die on the spot...Oh, life is so difficult."
You don’t understand the vicissitudes of obesity: “You don’t understand, small goldfish are much more difficult to raise than humans and elves. They will die if they eat too much, they will die if they eat too little, they will die if they are deprived of oxygen, and they will die if they have too much oxygen. Fish
If there are too many, they will die. If the tank is too small, they will die. If the water is not good, they will continue to die. If they are in a bad mood, they will die."
I am a La Lulas: "That's right! My little goldfish has been thinking about how to die since he was born!"
My daughter with curly ears: "Touya is so cute!"
(My daughter, Juan Juan Er, deleted the last message)
My daughter with curly ears: "I sent it wrong, sorry."
Mini dragon begging for a hug: "Screenshot taken."
Talking Meow: “This Lalulas sings so beautifully [picture]”
Talking Meow: "Meow is also preparing to return to Hollywood to learn singing, Meow. First he will become famous and make money, and then he will work hard to become the most evil Meow in history!"
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After swimming for a while, Touya heard the moan of "Pi...Pi...". Touya turned his head and saw Pichu's small eyelids move and slowly open.
He immediately showed an extremely kind smile, "Hey hey hey~"
Pichu, who had just woken up, looked confused, and then a scream full of fear was forcibly heard in his ears, which scared him to death, "Pichu, Pichu!!"
After it woke up and took a closer look, it turned out to be an evil ghost with one or two legs in front of it.
Touya didn't care and started preparing breakfast.
Seeing the bonfire set up, the flames burning, and the water in the pot beginning to boil, Pichu suddenly screamed louder, and his short yellow hair stood up in fear.
"Pichu——!!"
Its sound directly woke up the sleeping big-toothed civet and the big-tailed civet.
The big-tailed raccoon glanced at Pichu, without caring, and started to urge the big-toothed raccoons to wash up, eat, and work while carrying green onions.
"Little Piqiu, yellow and yellow, hung up by a thick rope, crying and screaming, so cute~"
Touya hummed a song and cut the mushrooms with a knife and put them in the pot.
As soon as the brown ears moved, Ibrahimovic opened his eyes, and without saying a word, he immediately used the yawn skill on the noisy Pichu. A bubble floated over, and Pichu lost consciousness happily.
"Boom~"
Ibrahimovic stretched, smelled the aroma of mushroom soup, picked up the basin and went to the river to wash his face.
After the meal, Ibrahimovic turned on his mobile phone, watched the promotional video of Chino Chinchilla Essential Oil Cream several times, and immediately went to practice on the water bridge with great motivation.
While Ibrahimovic was obsessed with training, Big Tailcat borrowed his mobile phone and continued to learn jungle life skills from Hungry De, with a look of enlightenment on his face.
After stealing half a day's free time, Touya caught up with an episode of "Raichu and Mariluli"
The TV series in the Pokémon world is updated one episode a week, and its output is as low as that of a giant panda, which can leave people waiting to die.
The first few episodes have no connotation, they are just torturing the dog and then throwing dog food. If this episode...
"Huh? What, Mariluli died???"
After scrolling through a comment, Touya was suddenly surprised and had a sense of anticipation, so he quickly clicked in to watch.
He didn't notice that the walking grass woke up and was behind him, saying in a small and timid voice: "Na play... Na play..."
It also depends on it.
It wanted to pull the corner of Touya's clothes but it had no hands. The poor walking grass didn't dare to bite Touya, so it could only poke him with the grass blades on its head.
However, Touya, who lived like a savage in the forest, had already adapted to being poked by grass and didn't feel anything at all.
The anxious walking grass could only jump up and down, and peeked at the phone with difficulty.
Finally, the trumpet bud that came to play helped the walking grass and the vine whip. It used the vine whip to lift itself and the walking grass to a high place, and secretly watched the show.
On the screen, Raichu, who had won the sumo wrestling championship, once again knelt down to propose to Mariluli. It just broke a few white tiles on its knees.
"Mari Luli... (I'm sorry, Raichu, we are destined to be inseparable after all)" As the dubbing continued, Mali Luli shook her head suddenly, and two spiral streams of water shot out from the corner of her eyes as if using a water gun, without even turning her head.
He ran back out.
"Leichu!!" Raichu, who was wearing a fat black suit, lay on the ground and shouted heartbreakingly.
As soon as the screen changed, a large group of cattle-like Kenteros were running wildly on the road. The violent footsteps sounded like an earthquake, causing the screen to shake at high frequencies.
Bang!
The Kentero clan crashed into Mariluli, causing it to take off on the spot and spirally flip in mid-air. Perhaps for the sake of harmony, black blood spurted out in streams for more than a minute.
Touya looked a little dumbfounded, and the barrage brought him back to his senses.
"Why isn't my Kentero so strong?"
"The force of Kentero's collision is so terrifying."
"There's so much water, it's worthy of being a water elf, 233."
He had so many flaws in his heart that he just didn't know what to say.
Touya calmed down and continued to look.
At this time, Mariluli, who had no idea how many times she rolled and how many clouds she smashed, finally landed on the ground. Perhaps due to lack of funds, the landing this time lacked the special effects of falling meteorites and volcanic eruptions.
The next second, Raichu knelt down next to Mariluli as if he had teleported, "stroking the corpse" and cried, "Leichu——!!"
Mali Luli: "Ma...li, Luli..."
At this time, the narration sounded: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. There is no pain in the world more than this. If God can give me another chance
, I will definitely say to it: Leiqiu, I love you. If I have to add another sentence, I hope it is... My dear, although you are fatter, I love you even more."
Finally, the scene freezes on the crazy "hammer zombie" and "electric zombie" Lei Qiu.
…
"Nazou——!!"
“呲哣——!!”
"Pipichu——!!"
Walking Grass and Trumpet Bud hugged each other and cried. Pichu woke up at some point and burst into tears. He cried so hard that everyone felt the same. These sounds made Touya come back to his senses.
He threw down his cell phone and quickly went to the river to wash his face and calm down.
A day flies by quickly.
In the evening, Ibrahimovic returned to the starting point again, "Boom!"
She suddenly exerted force on her back paws and rushed up to the water polo bridge. She ran and jumped continuously, getting faster and faster. White light spots slowly appeared on the surface of her body. Gradually, the light spots became denser and denser, and finally completely covered Yi
Cover your whole body!
It was at this moment that Ibrahimovic's speed reached a new breakthrough!
Like lightning, she rushed to the other side of the river with lightning speed, "Boom!"