"Boss, it's spring, can you let your Gyarados lay an egg with me?"
A male trainer with a Kanto Charmander suggested to Touya while licking his face.
Beside his legs and feet, Charmander, who looked like a small dinosaur, held its own orange-red flaming tail with its claws, and fearfully stared at the small puddle at its feet.
It wanted to jump up to its trainer's waist and hide in the Poké Ball. Unfortunately, it was not tall enough, so it could only pathetically poke its trainer's trouser legs with its claws.
Poke, poke, poke~
"Hey..." Charmander tried to attract his trainer's attention with his soft and slender voice. Unfortunately, at this moment, the male trainer was fully focused on the egg-laying plan.
After poking it several times in a row, the little Charmander got annoyed when he got no response. When his temper got angry, he retracted his claws and started poking with his little flame-burning tail.
"Click!"
Charmander's poke immediately set his trainer on fire, and his face turned pale. Without saying a word, he pounced and rushed into the river. As the waves rolled a few times, he revealed a pear blossom with rain, and he was angry. A loveless face.
If you don't raise a Charmander, you will never know how bad-tempered a female dragon can be.
"Kah╯^╰!" The little fire dragon's face twisted, and the tail of the flame in his arms was stained by the rain, and wisps of smoke came out.
This move caused the other trainers' elves to stay away from the little fire dragon, for fear that they would also be burned to death.
"Charmander is like this, but if it were Gyarados, it wouldn't swallow the trainer in one bite?"
Touya thought to himself, acting as a cold male god and ignoring all kinds of harassment from other trainers.
Soon, the gathered trainers dispersed. As the qualifying rounds of the EMI Crown Competition approached, almost no one would lose track at the critical moment and waste time.
Miss Lilia stared at Touya with an inexplicable look, said hello, grabbed the curling ear with a smile, pulled it away from Touya, said "goodbye" and ran away. I was afraid that something big would happen if I bought one and got one free, losing the elf and losing the lady.
When no one was paying attention, Green Onion Duck crept into the grass and plotted its own revenge plan.
It's time for those baby bears to remember the fear of being dominated by green onions.
The clever Mukeer was really shocked because he found that the green onion duck was carrying two green onions and was missing!
One of them was obtained by Scallion Duck from his little mistress Lilia, and the other one belonged to Big Tailed Civet, the "tyrannical president who also works as a tail licker".
"Muku?!"
With one scallion, the scallion duck can circle the bear and poke the baby bear. If there are two scallions, what's the point?!
In a panic, Mukeer had an idea and saw the half-deflated chili sauce at his feet.
Muku!!!
Mukeer covered his mouth with his paws and screamed secretly.
It could remember the way Gyarados was so painful that it was struck by this magic weapon.
The scallion duck has scallions, and the scallion duck has chili sauce!
Although I feel sorry for Touya, Muke is in urgent need of chili sauce to suppress the bird's life, and the Scallion Duck is extremely petty and will definitely take revenge on it later.
Mukeer secretly moved two steps, grabbed the chili sauce with one claw and hid it in the plump flesh feathers, flapped his wings, flew up, and slipped into the grass at a low altitude.
The Kodak Duck "went with the waves, hiding his merits and fame". In a blink of an eye, the only people left on the entire river bank were the big-tailed civets and big-toothed civets who stayed up late repairing the dam, and the small claws hammering the ground on the bank. , the crying Pichu.
As for the bubbly lantern fish, when it saw the sudden appearance of many fast-running two-legged humans, it immediately hid in the water, blocked its dark eyes with its small hands, and whispered cutely: "Qiongji... Qiong...
Chi…Qiong Chi…”
If you cover your eyes, no one can see it.
The lantern fish thought silently in his heart. At the same time, it was extremely curious. It slightly stretched out its electric tentacles and secretly observed the elves and two-legged humans on the river bank. When it encountered the elves it had never seen before, it would spit out bubbles and let them know.
With great effort, Magikarp finally jumped back into the water using water splash, his eyes were stunned.
Magikarp blinked and blew bubbles too. While spitting it, he thought, that Gyarados is really, really, good...
So beautiful, so cute, so pretty!
It is simply the most fishy object that Yusheng has ever seen.
In particular, the Gyarados glanced at it and seemed to want to shock it. Could it be that it was embarrassed by its handsome little black eyes?
Thinking of this, King Magikarp suddenly felt so embarrassed that he dashed randomly under the water and accidentally touched the electric fish.
Suddenly hit, the frightened electric fish immediately discharged, "Qiong Chi?!"
King Carp was stimulated by the electric current and used a true "flash of lightning". It carried the electric current and rushed into the river with a whooshing sound, rushing towards the upstream direction in a daze...
The electric light fish in the original watershed thought that someone could discover its "invisible" self, and it was so frightened that it didn't even dare to open its eyes.
It slowly moved its little hand away and opened its eyes, "La?"
Nothing at all.
"La~ la~"
The electric fish suddenly became happy again. As expected, no one could see it. It quickly covered its eyes and continued to play the hide-and-seek game taught to it by Ibrahimovic.
On the other side, downstream of the waterfall, the defeated Hunter A looks like a villain.
Instead of being captured, he chose to jump off a waterfall just like Moriarty, the "Napoleon" of the criminal world.
The physical fitness of people in the Pokémon world is beyond scientific interpretation. Not only did he succeed, he could also swim to the other side of the river in freestyle.
While swimming, Hunter A felt fierce in his heart, "Damn sissy Roland, just wait for me... I will come back, wait until I go back..."
I will hire countless trolls to hack you to death online!
If he can't win in the material realm, then he can play in the spiritual realm.
Seeing him about to swim ashore, I glanced out of the corner of my eye... and was stunned!
A carp king unexpectedly rushed toward him with lightning wrapped around him!
What skill is this?
Hunter A is indeed the backbone of the hunter world. The first reaction in his mind is not to worry about his own safety, but to make crazy calculations:
"How much is a Magikarp that can use high-voltage electric shock worth?"
As soon as this thought flashed through his mind, Carp King jumped on his stomach.
Electric shock version, salted fish thrust!
Hunter A immediately twitched all over and his vision went dark. Before he fainted, he heard rapid footsteps and a few words.
"Come on! Here! We found traces of Hunter A... He was knocked unconscious by a Magikarp???"
"This Magikarp can actually use electric shock?!"
"Miss Junsha, great, Hunter A was caught by the wild Carp King."
"Nonsense, what kind of wild carp king? It was obviously caught by Miss Junsha's carp king after all the hard work... Miss Junsha, we can save a lot of bonuses again, hehe hehe (very quietly).
"
"Well, not bad, good job, Carp King, I will reward you with a few mouthfuls of dried salted fish tonight (great! This bitch is really smart, and he will get a lot more quarterly bonuses. I have a trendy coat and dog food!"
Woohoo, finally I can pay off the debt I owe to Elf Huabei)."
"Woof!!"
The Cady Dog grabbed the stunned Magikarp in its mouth and waggled its tail wildly to express its disapproval. It caught the salted fish and it is its fish, so the bonus earned by the salted fish is also its own!
It's a pity that Katy the dog can't speak, so he can only watch helplessly as a large bonus is divided up and replaced by several boxes of high-quality dog food.
Woof~
Forget it, dog food is also good.
The simple Kati dog became happy again, biting the Magikarp and stepping on Hunter A, looking like "I am so obedient and able to work."
Only King Carp was beating violently, looking at the night sky with dull eyes:
Ah, sure enough, that Gyarados is so cute???ah!
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ps: Close your eyes and tell yourself, today is the 16th, today is the 16th, I didn’t delay the update, and I can still code.