Chapter 63 Forest Godfather, Bankrupt Male Protagonist
After resting for a while, Touya carefully put the dark food in the iron pot into a bottle for later use.
Ibrahimovic grabbed the rag and slowly washed the pot and cleaned up.
In the afternoon, Touya collected and packed the burst balloons and other rubbish in the river to prevent the extremely curious Carp King from accidentally eating them.
Today is a day off for Ibrahimovic, a day of rest.
It wasn't until evening that Gyarados emerged from the water. It shook its long white beard, feeling a little frustrated.
It failed to find the slender stalactites and returned in vain.
Now, Touya understands the preciousness of wet rocks more and more. He doesn't know how to use it, so he can only make simple attempts.
He soaked the wet rocks in a bathtub filled with water, dropped a drop of Chino chinchilla essential oil at the same time, heated the water to a suitable temperature, and let Eevee take a bath.
At the same time, Touya once again simply let the honey in the sealed jar stand and layered, and put the black gold honey containing bee venom into another sealed jar.
Black gold honey and golden honey are related to Ibrahimovic's next training plan, but before that, he still needs to study Pluto's notebook and carefully consider whether the plan is feasible.
The cultivation and training of elves can be carried out boldly in certain skills in the early stages, because experience shows that these will not affect the health of the elves.
But when it comes to certain skills, you need to be more cautious. There must be a corresponding Pokémon center nearby to ensure that the Pokémon can perform health checks at every step.
For example, poisonous skills!
According to some unofficial histories, the poison skill was originally a special skill for humans, but a certain ninja taught this skill to the corresponding elves. From then on, the poison skill came into being.
crackle...
The noise from the bonfire made Ibrahimovic yawn lazily.
The orange-red light of the bonfire shines on Ibrahimovic's face, making his cuteness even more mysterious.
Touya couldn't help but touch Eevee's shiny hair. It has to be said that you get what you pay for. There is a reason why Chino Chinchilla essential oil ointment is so expensive.
After Ibrahimovic took a bath, the hair all over his body was shiny and soft, which was simply amazing.
He glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that the big-tailed raccoon had been sitting in a big pot from afternoon to now.
Just like a human uncle, it lay on its back in the "bath" with a towel on its head. Its face was rosy and its expression was blurred. Its happy and fairy-like expression made other big-toothed civets extremely envious.
The timid big-toothed civet adds dead branches under the 'bath' from time to time to ensure that the flames are strong.
Looking from a distance, those who didn't know thought it was Touya who sent the big-toothed raccoon dog and then slowly stewed the big-tailed raccoon dog.
"Come on, come on!" The timid big-toothed civet is now a little bolder. He actually dares to urge the big-tailed civet and keeps asking if it's okay, if it's okay.
It has a small short tail and is looking forward to it.
The big-tailed raccoon glanced lazily at the timid big-toothed raccoon, what's the hurry?
It soaked for a while and then lazily came out of the bath. The night wind blew through its hair, making the big-tailed civet shiver.
So cool!
I've never felt so good!
It glanced at Touya, these two-legged humans in the city really enjoyed themselves.
It was thinking about kidnapping a weak human being, asking them to donate their mobile phones, and teaching them how to enjoy life.
It is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality.
After taking a hot bath and picking up soap, the big-tailed civet felt that he was just a wild civet in the past, what kind of life was he living.
Not mentioning the inner activities of the big-tailed fox, Touya got into bed, hugged the soft and warm Eevee, and got on Lalu's silky body.
The familiar darkness passed, and as soon as Touya opened his eyes, he felt his stomach growling, and he felt very hungry.
"La Lu La Si-chan, why don't you eat?" Touya looked around and saw La Lu La Si's nest, a tree hole.
"I've finished eating..." La Lulas was a little embarrassed, her voice shy and low.
"Isn't it too delicious?" she asked timidly.
Finished?
How could you finish eating?
Didn't we just rob two hunters and seize such a large backpack?
Dongya thought to himself and silently replied, "No, your appetite is average?"
Even with Touya's face, he was embarrassed to say "You don't eat much" at this time.
He reached for the backpack, opened it and took a look... he was shocked!
A backpack that is almost as big as La Luras,
empty!
Empty!
La Lulas, she, in just a few days, she devoured herself and went bankrupt!!
Touya closed the backpack, no, it's impossible.
The backpack contains at least four large cans of elf food, plus a few boxes of energy cubes, which is almost a month and a half of rations for ordinary elves.
That’s at least 100,000 yen. How could it be gone in just a few days?
He must have opened it the wrong way.
Touya took a deep breath and opened his backpack...it was empty.
He stayed there for a few seconds. He was going bankrupt every minute!
Eevee is not a picky eater and can eat more than 100,000 yuan a month, but with Chino chinchilla essential oil ointment, he still has to eat it in a month...
"Ibrahimovic earns at least 300,000 yen a month!"
Touya's face twitched, Lalu Lasi didn't care about her cuteness or appearance at the moment, she just couldn't stop eating.
"Divide 100,000 yen by the time from the robbery to now, then multiply by 30, and finally get it, 500,000 yen?!"
Touya swallowed, his eyes a little straight. Add these two together, plus his food money, a month, a month, less than one million yen?!
My dear mother! How can I open a harem if I don’t have money?
Dongya pinched his face subconsciously.
"It hurts!" Lalulas cried out in grievance.
She complained weakly: "Well, pinching your face will hurt."
"I want to calm down. I need to pinch something. Then tell me where to pinch." For the first time, Touya felt very clearly how oppressive the burden of life was.
An elf is much harder to raise than a wife!
"...No pinching, no?" La Lulas gradually got rid of the psychological shadow of being captured by hunters and became more lively.
"no."
"Then let's go pinch others."
"???"
Touya was stunned for a moment, it turns out you are such a Lalulas!
"We can pinch the owl's face. Its face is big and easy to pinch, and, and..." Larulas said clearly, but halfway through she realized that she had exposed another dark side.
history.
She was afraid that Touya would think she was naughty, so she explained: "That nighthawk likes to sleep too much and can't keep up with the activities of the group, so I pinched its face to wake it up... yes
!That’s it! People, people are helping it!”
After a while, Touya didn't make a sound, and Lalulas spoke again nervously, "...No? Well, then you pinch me, and I'll bear with you."
She waited for the pain to come, and after a while, she heard the reply.
"No, you're right!" Touya made up his mind and said, "We can't sit back and live in vain, we must rob the rich and give to the poor, do justice to God, and regulate this forest, so that all the bad spirits in the forest will know——"
He paused and said with dignity, "——From today on, I, no, you, Lalulas, will become the uncrowned king of this forest."
After listening, Lalulas noticed the heat in Touya's heart and became excited.
Originally, elves like Larulus had a very strong ability to empathize, not to mention that the snack food's characteristic ability was telepathy. They were even more sensitive to emotions and better at responding to the trainer's mood.
"Then, what are we going to do now?" she asked curiously.