"So that's it. Hu Hu is responsible for digging holes and setting traps, while Chrysanthemum Leaf is pretending to be cute and pitiful to attract trainers... It's strange, why are the elves in this forest so good at gang fighting?"
Touya did not think deeply, but focused on the pot in front of him.
Of course he didn't know that all this was caused by Ye Shu, a young man walking the dog.
Ye Shu was not stupid either. He killed Touya twice in a row and was brutally tortured, both physically and mentally.
He believed that he would not be able to defeat "the most evil person in history" La Luras in a short period of time.
A man is capable of bending and stretching, and a man who understands current affairs is a hero. Ye Shu chose to fight in a roundabout way.
On the Internet, he spread all kinds of gossip about "the most evil person in history" in his circle of friends, and Miss Kasuga, who was full of bad taste, found it interesting, so she fanned the flames.
Ye Shu's imagination was wide open and full of malice. He directly described Lalu Lasi as the overlord elf who occupies the forest as the king. He even made up the three major cadre groups under Lalu Lasi:
The man in charge of burning, killing and looting trainers - he stabs everyone he meets, Big Sting Bee!
A forest nightclub that defrauds cute young boys and cute girls - selling cute cowboys and baby bears!
And the mysterious and unknown grassroots cadres.
Some say it is an intelligence organization led by Lord Snake, while others say that the entire forest is the spy of the "Worst King" Lalulas.
Ye Shu has been on the Internet for many years, speaking half-truths, half-truths, half-truths, and half-truths, and coupled with the help of countless trumpets, it finally set off a temporary craze.
Immediately afterwards, the sinister Miss Kasuga began to hire navy troops to raise various questions, and created two factions based on space, and they were constantly fighting on the Internet.
Just when things were getting worse and I believed that the party was losing ground without providing evidence, Miss Kasuga calmly released photos and videos of Ye Shu being tortured, which suddenly pushed the matter to the forefront.
climax.
The result was unexpected by everyone, and Binhai City became popular.
Every day, countless trainers walk in to the Binhai Gym and come out with their heads turned into explosives.
The center of the incident, the nameless forest on Route 202, finally has a name:
The Forest of Larulas, or in other words, the Worst Forest.
The trainers who poured into the forest every day were increasing day by day in terms of number, strength, and savvy, and they suddenly stunned many of the wild elves in the forest who once worked alone.
Literally speaking, many "straight men and straight women" trainers will attack the baby bear first, knock it unconscious, and then slowly masturbate it.
There was a baby bear who didn't get any food mixed in. Instead, his fur was bald, and half of his face was wet with tears late at night.
The baby bear felt miserable, so of course he wanted to express it. By chance, he made friends with many "like-minded" wild elves.
Under the pressure of trainer Dashan, they gathered together and actually held a meeting to share misfortune and business experience.
After the meeting, the elves who caught the eye started to form a group to hunt the trainers.
The gang fights of wild elves made trainers believe that the elves in this forest are indeed organized.
The news on the Internet is nine times out of ten true!
The huge forest is actually dominated by a light-bodied, soft-sounding, cute and soft-tempered Larulas!
It’s actually the rule of darkness, the most evil in history, the king of all evil, La Lulas?!
Incredible, really incredible!
As a result, many trainers came to Binhai City as their first stop with the intention of gaining knowledge and challenging the road.
Binhai City officials are not stupid either. It can be seen that someone is adding fuel to the flames. This kind of thing...
Better come more often!
The Binhai City Government needs to boost the economy, and the Binhai Gym also needs trainers to challenge it.
It’s not easy to open a gym. It’s not good to have too many people, and it’s not good to have no people.
During this period of time, Touya was busy watching videos of various competitions and learning combat command skills, so naturally he had no time to pay attention to these.
He looked at the strange-colored pot in front of him, and some information about the elf appeared in his mind.
"Kutoku, insects, rock-type elves, and fermented Pokémon. Kettle can ferment tree fruits stored in the body for a long time into tree juice that replenishes physical strength. Some Kettle can even be used to make various secret medicines."
In Touya's memory, there is a magic potion that can be fermented from a strange-colored pot.
People who take the potion can secrete a strange substance that can lure charm elves.
Of course, this is not the point. The point is that the secret medicine produced by Huchu sometimes also works on humans.
hey-hey.
However, the effect of the potion cannot be controlled. If you are liked by a group of giant sting wasps, or a circle bear, Haoli, a big flower, or Pikachu, what would it feel like...
According to unofficial records in the Johto area, monks serving the Phoenix King not only had to bathe and change clothes before large-scale sacrifices, they also had to take the secret medicine of the pot.
Nowadays, the special skill of using pots to practice medicine is probably only left in the Johto area.
Most people can only fumble around and try. As for the effect of the fermented liquid puree, it depends on luck.
Lalu Lasi pressed hard on the shell of the teapot with her little hands, "It's so hard." She put her red hands in front of her eyes for Touya to see.
Huchu remained motionless and retracted his soft body into his shell, using the shell shrinking skill.
No matter how windy or rainy you are, I will shrink into my own shell and remain motionless.
There are often many fruits and juices hidden inside the kettle shell. If necessary, it can shrink for a whole year.
When it comes to housekeeping abilities, Huhu is ranked second, but who dares to be ranked first?!
"Wait a minute, if you put some wound medicine, fruit to restore physical strength, etc. into the pot before the battle, does that count as cheating?"
Touya suddenly realized that he was still too honest and immature, and that he might not be able to compete with those veterans in some aspects.
He thought to himself, and asked La Lulas to pick up the pot and search for the location of the chrysanthemum leaves.
His figure rose into the air and flew into the trees.
On the same spot, Mei Liu and Bogaman looked at each other in the pothole trap.
"I think we should find a way to abduct a super elf that can teleport and have telekinesis. What do you think, Bogaman?"
“Boga boga!!”
…
Hey, hey, hey——
After squeezing through the weeds, the chrysanthemum leaves quickly stretched out the leaves above their heads to sense changes in airflow and temperature.
It tentatively moved the blades, and everything was normal.
Safe~
Ju Caoye narrowed her eyes and jumped up twice, applauding her cleverness.
It was definitely not afraid of the green-haired pretty boy, it just didn't want to get into a useless fight.
Why fight when you can use your IQ well?
It's just a chrysanthemum leaf, not a crude product like a ring bear.
Fighting will hurt!
Plan before making a move, wait until you find out where the green-haired pretty face's home is, take advantage of his unpreparedness, and raid the pretty face's home first, then admire his incompetent and furious expression, and finally...
“Chocochoco~~”
Jucaoye snickered and walked out of the grass.
After walking a few steps, it looked up and saw a blue pot-shaped object shooting towards it like a meteor!
"Chocolate!!" Ju Caoye was surprised.
Keke?!
Who actually hit it with a pot?
Immediately afterwards, it realized that it was most likely the pretty boy!
"Chocolate!"
A trace of anger flashed in Jucaoye's eyes. It snorted arrogantly and attacked in a straight line...
snort!
It saw the right moment and jumped lightly to avoid the falling kettle on the left.
It seems that pretty boy is also stupid...
Jucaoye glanced out of the corner of his eye and was shocked, "Chocolate?!"
Impossible?!
I saw that the avoided Huchu made a 90-degree turn and quickly crashed into its cute face!
Bang!!
The chrysanthemum leaf was directly thrown into the air by the Huchu Meteor Hammer, spinning four or five times in the air at high speed before falling heavily to the ground.
Before fainting, the first thought that came to Ju Caoye's mind, who was afraid of pain, was actually...
It relies on cuteness and face to make a living, but to slap Chocolate in the face is too much!
When Huchu, who was already scared, saw the swollen and red left side of Chrysanthemum Leaf's face, he shrank even more and did not dare to show his head.
Huchu felt that Lalu Lasi deliberately used it as a weapon, just to make it and the chrysanthemum leaves hurt each other, for fun!
While hiding under the rock, Huchu was not blind to what was going on outside the window. He had heard from the trainer along the way that there was a crazy La Lulas in this forest.
Now it seems that it is true!
Too fierce!
Huhuhu closed his eyes and trembled.
Next, it only felt like it was flying up to the sky for a while, and hitting something again for a while, and its ears were filled with the lamentations of humans and elves.
呲哣o((⊙﹏⊙))o!
La Lulas, so scary!!
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ps: The cadres under the snack gang have appeared. Well, what kind of regiment will they be called in the future? What kind of team is better???