As soon as the referee finished speaking, a voice rang out quickly.
"Jiggy Ding! Sing!!"
Orlando spoke quickly and clearly, his breathing was rapid, and there were two blushes on his face.
You should know that in order to practice his speaking speed, he also specially signed up for a bel canto class and practiced rapid instructions for less than half a month.
The same goes for his elf Jigglypuff, who sings every day just for this day.
"La~lala~~la...boom!!"
As soon as Jigglypuff's bright and beautiful big eyes closed, he started to sing. As soon as he started to sing, a brown shadow flashed past. Ibrahimovic didn't even use his skills and directly hit Jigglypuff, knocking him away.
Did a butt squat.
"Boom!!" Jigglypuff pointed at Ibrahimovic and puffed up his cheeks angrily, his face full of dissatisfaction.
You are disobedient! That two-legged human has not spoken yet, how can you beat him...
Bang bang bang bang!
It was the first time Eevee came on the stage. She was really nervous. She knocked Jigglypuff down and didn't have time to care about what he was talking about. She directly used two consecutive kicks, hitting Jigglypuff's head with one claw, followed by another claw.
, another paw...
In the eyes of the audience, the referee and Orlando, just as Jigglypuff opened his mouth, Ibrahimovic rushed in front of Jigglypuff with a whoosh, knocked him into the air, and then opened his bow left and right, claw after claw, in just a few seconds,
He beat Jigglypuff until he lost all his energy and collapsed on the ground, turning from a pink balloon into a piece of paper.
"Stop it, stop it! Let go of my Jigglypuff!"
Orlando wanted to rush forward, but was stopped by the middle-aged referee, "Boy, are you stupid? You can't think about it? Melee elf?"
He turned to Touya and shouted: "Contestant Touya, you win! Hurry up and put your Ibra away and put it into the elf ball!"
"What's going on? It looks like the Eva in the Mecha animation lost control and Eevee went berserk?"
"If you're not satisfied after being knocked unconscious, you want to whip the corpse? How much hatred?"
"Could it be that this is a domestic violence scene?"
The voices of the audience woke up Ibrahimovic, and she tilted her head, "咘吚?"
Why did Jigglypuff faint? Is he so unwilling to resist beatings?
She held the paper-shaped Jigglypuff in her mouth and ran towards the woman who just winked at her, "Boom~"
Come on, give this chubby little guy artificial respiration.
"Damn it, are you not satisfied after beating Jigglypuff? Are you going to attack us?"
"Let go of that girl and come to me if you can. I just bought insurance and have nothing to fear."
"Don't come here, don't come here. If you come here again, I will release my dragon to show you."
The audience dispersed in a hurry. Ibrahimovic stopped and flicked his tail. A thought suddenly appeared in her mind: "Could it be that she is actually super strong?"
At this time, Touya pinched his chin, and the same thought came to his mind, "Could it be that I am actually very strong?"
He stepped forward and hugged Eevee, pulling the paper-shaped Jigglypuff out of her mouth, "Don't be afraid, everyone, my Eevee is just a bit impatient. She is still very innocent in nature, just like a lolita."
Like a girl."
"Brother, are you still a human being? Your Ibrahimovic beat someone else's Jigglypuff from the ball into paper? Is this a bit too impatient? What if the temper gets even more explosive? Just beat him up?"
"Loli girl? Is your loli girl like this?"
"Stay away from us, thank you."
As soon as Touya finished speaking, the onlookers were speechless. They really wanted to hit him in the face with a tree peel.
Do you still want to be shameless?
Touya shrugged, "Really, how good do you think she is?" He squeezed Ibrahimovic's cheek, and Ibrahimovic immediately remembered yesterday's poke, and she bit his finger in one bite, "Boom!"
Toumimon has been too unrestrained lately, it's time to train him.
"I'm going to bite my own trainer. This is a ferocious beast!"
"I remember last year at the regional conference, a disobedient Kirby held its trainer in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth. In the end, the trainer crawled out on his own, all wet."
"What's that? Have you ever seen a fire-breathing dragon trainer?"
People around were talking a lot. At this time, a middle-aged uncle holding a walking stick walked towards Touya. His expression changed, and finally he took out a thousand yen bill and handed it over, and stuffed it into Touya's arms, "Here.
, let’s have a fight?”
After stuffing the stuff, he ignored Touya's reaction, took out his mobile phone and pointed it at him and Touya, took a photo, and then walked out of the venue while making a voice call.
"Aren't you going to fight?" Orlando hugged Jigglypuff in distress and asked in confusion.
"Nazou!"
"The fight is over!" The middle-aged uncle responded casually without even looking back at the walking boy in his arms, and began to share the voice, picture and location to his circle of friends, "On February 4th, the EMI Crown Competition officially starts, I will go back and forth
I spent hundreds of thousands of yen, went through a lot of hard work, and tried my best to enter the preliminaries. In the end, I missed one move and lost to this Ibrahimovic. Alas, this Ibrahimovic really has the qualifications to be a champion.
Why did he give birth to me? Why did I cry out in vain? What a pity!"
The middle-aged referee who was recording the results of the game couldn't stand it anymore and still lost? In the first game in the morning, before the game started, you abstained and you don't know how you entered the preliminaries? Did you give Caizhong money?
The current generation of the EMI Gym, the main dish of the gym, is a well-known money-crazy. A few years ago, he wanted to buy a dilapidated mansion in the EMI Forest and build a forest cabin. He would sell various snacks and snacks at high prices and provide bathing.
It is also a strange thing to provide hotel services and squeeze money from the trainers who are practicing hard in the forest. I don’t know why it was abandoned in the end.
The middle-aged uncle didn't care about this. He felt secretly happy as he walked out.
He spent 30,000 yen and was reimbursed over 100,000 yen, and the rest went into his private treasury.
Hiding private money in a legitimate and legitimate manner is called the art of life.
"Na play! Na play!" Walking Grass emphasized.
It also has a share of the money! It wants to buy Squirtle's kettle!
"Don't worry, one of us will follow the other."
Before he took a few steps, several likes and replies appeared in his circle of friends.
Sauna water friend Xiaogangpao: "Brother, you are really my brother. You actually participated in the competition? And even entered the preliminaries? Bullshit, I will give you back the 10,000 yen I lose."
Good daughter Xiao Miaomiao: "Dad, can you bear to ask for your own daughter's one thousand yen pocket money?"
The middle-aged uncle was in a very good mood, "Father and daughter, let's settle the score tomorrow."
The middle-aged uncle's operation gave the single man another reason to comfort himself. The middle-aged referee's eyes flashed. It's a pity that the referee can't participate in the competition, otherwise he can learn to make a fortune.
He turned around and said: "The news for the second preliminary round will still be notified by email... Okay, okay, everyone, disperse, clean the venue, and prepare for the next battle."
The crowd dispersed and began to watch other games. Touya held Ibrahimovic and walked a few steps when he saw two elves facing off on the opposite field.
Coincidentally, one is also Ibrahimovic, while the other one is...
Smelly mud!
It looks like a puddle of purple mud and can emit a stinky odor that makes people unable to breathe. It has poisonous properties.
Cultivating smelly mud is an act that requires courage. Fighting with smelly mud also requires a fearless spirit.
I saw the trainer gave an order, and the Eevee was brave and fearless, gnashing its teeth, crying and rushing towards the smelly mud. Looking at its little brown eyes, it seemed that it was holding the consciousness of death.
As soon as the Eevee rushed in front of Smelly Ni, he was hugged by Shou Shou Ni. Shou Shou Ni pressed his whole body against the Eevee and caressed it, and finally put his big mouth on Ibrahimovic's face.
In the eyes of everyone, the Eevee struggled violently at first, then stretched out its legs and went away...