Chapter 508 Shit is everywhere (12,000 daily updates~)
Wu Lijiang heard the wail of his native dog and walked out quickly, shouting: "What's wrong?"
Wu Jianfeng, on the other hand, looked at Wu Jianye with dissatisfaction. Just when he was about to say something, his face suddenly became ugly. He was still looking carefree just now. At this time, his body suddenly fell straight, his legs were tightly together, and the tip of his nose
I also started to sweat.
When Wu Jianye saw this, he knew that the medicine must have taken effect, and then kindly asked Second Grandpa: "Second Grandpa, how many toilets do you have in your house?"
Second Grandpa pointed outside without knowing why and said, "Just one!"
Wu Jianye looked at Wu Lifeng with pity and said: "You heard me, there is only one person. Your father is outside now, it depends on which one of you is faster."
"Fuck, Wu Jian... Ouch..." At this time, Wu Lifeng no longer had the courage to talk to Wu Jianye, and ran out in an extremely awkward manner.
When the second grandfather saw this, he asked: "What's wrong?"
Everyone else in the room also looked at Wu Jianye with great curiosity.
Wu Jianye scratched his head, and with some embarrassment, told everyone what Zhao Xiaofeng had just told him. After listening, everyone in the room fell into silence.
This was the first time they experienced the horror of naughty children.
"Then this chicken soup..." Second Grandpa asked, pointing to the pot of chicken soup.
Wu Jianye said: "I must not be able to drink anymore, I think it's better to pour it down!"
Everyone nodded.
At this time, I heard Wu Lijiang shouting again in the yard, "Are you okay, you bastard?"
"without......."
"I......."
"Uncle, if it weren't for you, you should go home quickly." Wu Jianye reminded me kindly.
"Wait for me!" When he said this, Wu Lijiang's voice became farther and farther away. At this time, Wu Jianye and others also walked out of the room, and saw the native dog that Wu Lijiang liked, spraying all the way.
Run all the way...
Whoever sees that scene understands it anyway.
"Second Fatty, what's going on..." Second Grandpa asked worriedly.
Wu Jianye knew what the second grandfather was worried about, and immediately said: "I just ran in to stop everyone when I found out."
Second Grandpa breathed a sigh of relief.
Since it has nothing to do with Wu Jianye, that's fine. It was Zhou Fei who caused it, so it's their Zhou family's business. Even if Wu Lijiang wants to find someone to settle accounts, it's also his business with the Zhou family.
"Wu Lijiang, you bastard, where are you, bullying my grandson, you old man has a long face?" At this time, the voice of Zhou Tao's father suddenly came from outside the hospital, his voice was loud and angry.
Then I saw Father Zhou Tao walking into the yard with a wooden stick, and then saw Wu Jianye and others.
He had been dealing with various relatives just now. It was only after he was done that he heard Sun Qing say that his grandson was angry. How could Father Zhou Tao endure it? He immediately ran over. He knew that the old Wu family was having a dinner today, so he came directly.
We arrived at Grandpa Second's house, perfectly separated from Wu Lijiang.
"Second uncle, where is Wu Lijiang?" Zhou Tao's father looked at the second grandfather angrily and shouted: "You old Wu have such a shameless face. You are so old, how can you be so shameless when you bully a child?"
Wu Jianye hurried over to persuade him.
"Uncle Zhou, you haven't seen Zhou Fei yet?"
"No, what's wrong?"
"If you saw it, you wouldn't be so angry!" Wu Jianye said.
"How can I not be angry? Zhou Fei is a child who is not yet nine years old. He is an old man bullying a child. I can't be angry anymore? Erpang, you don't know what an honest child Feifei is.
"
Hearing this, the people in the whole yard looked at Zhou Tao's father in deathly silence. If it was half an hour ago, they did think so, but now...
"Look, if you don't say anything, do you think what I'm saying is reasonable? Tell me quickly where is that old boy Wu Lijiang?" Father Zhou Tao shouted.
Wu Jianye thought for a while and decided to tell Zhou Tao's father realistically.
"Uncle Zhou, my uncle has gone home. Wu Jianfeng is in the toilet. Actually, what happened today..."
As a result, Zhou Tao's father had a bad temper. When he heard that Wu Lijiang had returned home and Wu Jianfeng was the only one left here, he immediately roared: "Okay, take care of the small ones first, and then the big ones."
After finishing speaking, Wu Jianye left Wu Jianye who had not finished speaking and ran straight to the toilet carrying the wooden stick.
"Don't think that I can spare you just because you pooped."
"You...what are you doing? Wait...wait...ah!!!!!"
Listening to the screams in the toilet, Wu Jianye and others came to their senses. The second grandfather also anxiously banged his walking stick and shouted, "Hurry up and pull the person out."
Wu Jianye didn't move at all. The scene in the toilet at this time was definitely not very good-looking, or even very eye-catching. If something got caught on it, it would be more than worth the loss.
In the end, other Wu family members ran into the toilet and dragged Zhou Tao's father out, while Wu Jianfeng continued to wail inside, "It's unreasonable..."
The voice was so tragic that even Wu Jianye, who had always been indifferent to Wu Jianfeng, could hear the grievance in this voice...
"Don't drag me, don't think that you Wu family has many people, and I'm afraid. I tell you that there are also many people in our Wu family." Zhou Tao's father struggled and shouted.
At this time, Wu Jianye walked up to Zhou Tao's father again, and smelled a pungent smell. He saw a lot of yellow spots on Zhou Tao's trouser legs, and immediately took a few steps back.
"Uncle Zhou, this is actually what happened..."
Wu Jianye then explained Zhou Fei's own revenge experience to Zhou Tao's father.
The expression on Zhou Tao's father's face slowly changed from anger to embarrassment. Finally, he stopped struggling and asked in a low voice: "Are you telling the truth?"
Wu Jianye pointed to the direction of the toilet and said, "Can we still have a lie?"
"Okay, I will ask about this..." After saying this, Zhou Tao's father slowly walked out of the yard, but when he walked out, everyone suddenly heard him
The sound of laughter.
Seeing that something like this had happened now, the old Wu family's dinner party would definitely not be completed. Wu Jianye comforted the second grandfather for a few words and then left.
When Wu Jianye returned to his home, he saw Zhou Tao sitting at the door waiting for him with his hands covered.
"Is what Zhou Fei said true?"
Obviously, he also knew what happened just now from Zhou Fei's mouth.
Wu Jianye nodded dumbfounded and said, "Fortunately, I discovered it right away. If Grandpa Er drank that bowl of chicken soup, something big would have happened!"
Zhou Tao also looked frightened, but when he thought of that scene, he couldn't help but laugh.
"We really need to take care of that naughty kid. I've never seen him so naughty before!" Zhou Tao finally said.
This Zhou Tao didn't say anything about the situation. Just as Wu Jianye said, Wu Jianye discovered it quickly. If, like Wu Jianye said, the second grandfather ate the pot of chicken soup, something big would really happen.
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Finally, Zhou Tao went back to clean up the naughty children, and Wu Jianye walked into his yard calmly.
At this time, Zhu Xie had also returned. When he saw Wu Jianye, he immediately asked what happened there.
But looking at her expression, she was holding back her laughter, but I didn't have so many scruples. When Wu Jianye said this, she couldn't help laughing.
Then grandma and grandpa said again: "It will be lively tomorrow. Wu Lijiang and his son will not let this matter go so easily."
Wu Jianye smiled and said: "I guess nothing will happen tomorrow."
Grandma looked at Wu Jianye with a smile and asked, "Why?"
Wu Jianye replied: "According to the dosage of medicine mentioned by Zhou Fei, it is estimated that Wu Lijiang and his son will not have the strength to get up tomorrow."
Everyone: "..."
In fact, just as Wu Jianye said, Wu Lijiang and his son stayed at home all day the next day and had no time to come to Zhou Tao's family to settle accounts.
It wasn't until the third day that Wu Lijiang and his son came to Zhou's house angrily and demanded justice for themselves.
The Zhou Tao family was not to be outdone, but the two sides did not fight, they just had a quarrel, and then the Zhou Tao family lost some money, so the matter was completely over.
As for Zhou Fei, he enjoyed the treatment his father had when he was a child, but it was not that serious...
.......
As the Chinese New Year is approaching, the last gathering in the countryside has arrived as scheduled. Although Wu Jianye has already prepared all the New Year's goods in Yanjing, he still feels that if he doesn't attend this gathering before the New Year, there won't be much of a New Year flavor.
, so Wu Jianye took my mother to the market.
Zhu Xi stayed at home to take care of the children. After starring in "Journey to the West", Zhu Xi's reputation in the countryside skyrocketed. There were already a lot of people going to the market at this time. If Zhu Xi appeared on the market, there would definitely be
If it caused a sensation, it would most likely have an impact on the children, so after Zhu Xie discussed it with Wu Jianye, he did not go.
Although she was very interested in rural markets, she and Wu Jianye went there once when she came back last time.
Wu Jianye promised that she would bring him the tofu noodles that he would bring back to the market.
After parking the car, Wu Jianye and his wife walked into the crowd.
I first walked towards the place where I bought pastries. They said they were selling pastries. In fact, there was no shop, just a stall outside. In fact, the whole store was like this. Most of them spread something on the ground or set up a rack.
We put the products on the wooden table and the cold wind could not stop everyone's enthusiasm.
When buying things for her grandson, I was not polite at all, while Wu Jianye was responsible for carrying the things behind and giving money...
When Wu Jianye and his mother came to the tofu nao stall at noon, the place was already overcrowded. When Wu Jianye and his mother came over, there was no room left, so they had to wait for a while.
The stall owners of the tofu puffs are a father and son. The old man is in his fifties and is very strong. Wu Jianye knows that this old man is not a simple man. The tofu puffs he makes are also famous far and wide. I heard that when customers come from the county
, I want the old man to take him to the county town to make tofu bread.
After waiting for a while, seeing that there was a seat, Wu Jianye also walked over with his wife and ordered two bowls of tofu puffs and a few fried dough sticks. While eating, he heard a familiar voice.
It turns out that Zhou Tao's family also came over. Like Wu Jianye, they also left their little daughter at home and only brought Zhou Fei over. The countryside is not safe now...
When adults usually scare children, they also use the excuse that they will be abducted by others as a reason to try and fail.
Zhou Fei also looked excited at this time. He had never seen such a scene in Xiangjiang. When he saw Wu Jianye, he also shouted happily: "Uncle."
Zhou Tao's family arrived at the right time. Just as a family was leaving after finishing their meal, Zhou Fei's family also sat down.
After a while, their tofu puffs were ready. Brothers Zhou Tao and Zhou Hao walked over and brought them over. Zhou Tao took a sip of the tofu puffs with a spoon and said happily.
“The tofu puffs at home are still delicious!”
After Zhou Fei took a sip, he complained a little: "It's a bit salty!"
Zhou Tao smiled and said, "Just drink some water."
While drinking tofu nao, Zhou Tao asked Wu Jianye: "Are you going to smash flowers in the afternoon?"
When Zhou Tao talks about smashing flowers, he does not mean destroying flowers or the like, but the fireworks that are set off during the New Year. Because of the current rural environment, those fireworks that can be set off in later generations can only be set off after buying them. Those that have not yet been sold can only be
Smash flowers.
Even if you buy some prepared gunpowder, dig a hole in the ground, put the gunpowder in it, and then light the anti-fireworks, the style of the fireworks cannot be compared with those of later generations. It is just a simple spray of two or three meters high.
Fireworks, but this is the favorite project of rural children in this era.
Under normal circumstances, this kind of thing would not be done until the fifteenth day, but Wu Jianye and Zhou Tao could not stay at home until that time, so Zhou Tao proposed to smash flowers at this time.
Wu Jianye smiled and said, "No problem, let's go together tonight."
Zhou Fei asked curiously: "What is flower smashing?"
Zhou Tao did not explain, but just said: "You will know when it gets evening."
After both parties finished eating the tofu buns, Wu Jianye took out the food boxes he had prepared and packed a portion for each of Zhu Hao and his grandparents, and the mother and son went back.
When he got home, Wu Jianye saw a very happy smile on his grandma and grandpa's face.
"What's wrong, so happy?" Wu Jianye asked.
Grandma smiled and said: "Your aunt just called back and said that she and your fourth aunt will come over in the second grade of junior high school!"
In the past, the fourth aunt and the younger aunt would not come over so early. They would usually come back on the sixth or seventh day of the Lunar New Year.
Wu Jianye smiled and said: "That's a good thing!"
He has always had a good relationship with his fourth aunt and his younger aunt, and his two aunts have always been very kind to him, even before Wu Jianye was reborn.
So Wu Jianye was also very happy that they could come back early.
I originally thought that I would not be able to see them when I was going to attend the Berlin Film Festival, but now it seems that I don’t have to worry.
Grandma also said: "By the way, your uncle has just arrived. Let's go to your uncle for dinner tonight."
This is how the Chinese New Year is in my hometown. There are almost endless meals. If there are many relatives, it will be even more lively. This is especially true for Wu Jianye's family.
Wu Jianye did not refuse, but still asked: "Will uncle go?"