Chapter 0252 I'm sorry, I'm not that kind of person
A group of disciples in Kunxu Palace looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, revealing their confusion.
"Senior brother, senior sister took a strange man to the woods. What do they want to do?"
"Senior brother, do you know that fellow Taoist?"
"Senior sister held each other's hand, a little impatient. Why does my heart hurt a little."
At this time, Hao Tianhua was confused. Can he say that he didn't understand his junior sister's operation?
It feels a little strange.
But it always felt as if something was leaving him.
He looked into the distance, and the two figures had disappeared before his eyes, and then he seemed to think of something.
"What are you thinking about? You, senior sister, have met an old friend and you just have something to say. Please cheer up and pay attention to your surroundings. The number of demons in Kunyu Mountain has increased. You may encounter misfortune. Please be careful."
This is all I can say now, otherwise I don’t know what to say.
The dense grove is quiet, with the occasional call of birds coming, as if they are expecting something.
Lin Fan was very nervous.
He had never experienced this kind of situation before. The initiative of others made him feel at a loss for a moment. He was too proactive and his heart was beating wildly.
"You once said that humble request. Now that you are alive, I will satisfy you. Come on."
Cheng Lingsu pretended to be calm, but her heartbeat was faster than anyone else's. Her snow-white face was slightly rosy, and her long eyelashes were trembling, as if she had made a big decision.
Lin Fan was unmoved. He looked at the size of the other person and didn't know how to place his hands. He kept telling himself that he was not such a person and that everything was unnecessary. Those things he said were just jokes. After thinking about it, he decided to follow
It's better for her to explain clearly.
"You must have c to d."
After saying this, he wanted to slap his old face angrily.
Mud, what are you thinking in your heart, why do you say these things? Do you have any principles at all? I am not such a person.
"What?" Cheng Lingsu was confused and didn't understand what Lin Fan meant because he had never heard it before.
"nothing."
Lin Fan would not tell her these things, because he was really not that kind of person. Before he traveled through time, he once launched a poll on the Internet.
The conclusion drawn is...
C cup is the most attractive to men.
If it's too small, it won't be sexy enough; if it's too big, it will look uncoordinated and scary.
Lin Fan's gaze seemed to be penetrating. If it was science fiction data, then all kinds of data would appear in his eyes now.
Five golden standards of perfection.
Shape, position, groove, dynamics, feel.
The most perfect shape is a hemispherical droplet like the 'Venus de Milo', usually with an axis height of 5cm, almost 90 degrees to the chest wall, and about half the diameter of the base.
At the same time, the depression in the midline of the clavicle and the two heads are connected at three points to form an isosceles triangle.
The most important thing is that there is a ditch. If there is no ditch, you can just talk nonsense.
It also needs to be full, produce rhythmic movement with movement, and show the beauty of a 'water drop'-like three-dimensional shape when standing or lying still.
The last thing is something you need to experience for yourself.
It feels like mutton fat, gentle and smooth, with high tension, good elasticity, moderate hardness, luster, upright, well-proportioned, pliable, and moderate size.
"Are you not feeling well yet?"
Cheng Lingsu was willing to let Lin Fan be so frivolous and mustered up a lot of courage, but now that the other party was still reluctant to take action, she could hardly bear this situation in her heart.
Lin Fan sighed in his heart, what a good girl, he must not harm others, otherwise he will be struck by lightning from the sky, and said slowly:
"Two hands or one hand, can it be two hands?"
Snap!
Lin Fan really wanted to slap himself in the face.
What a bastard.
Do you know what you are talking about? It is obviously not what you want to say, but what you want to say is, you don’t have to be like this, you are a girl, and I can’t tarnish your innocence.
but……
He even made a request.
Hands?
One hand?
Believe it or not, if you do this again, just cut off your hands, how could this be possible?
Cheng Lingsu blushed and stuttered when speaking.
"You...if you want to use both hands, you can do it with one hand."
For a while.
He was a little drunk, why did the girl condone his behavior so much.
Lin Fan was quite helpless.
He should step forward, touch the girl's head, and tell her, "No need, I'm not that kind of person. The things I've said to you are just flirtatious words. You know my true intentions. Do you think I'll do it?"
Did something like this happen?
And I may not be able to give you happiness.
If you let me take advantage of you, what will you do in the future?
"Can you do it without wearing clothes?"
Snap!
The words just fell.
Lin Fan snarled angrily, "Damn... I actually said it, can you please give me some face? I, Lin Fan, want to become a peak powerhouse, how could I have such a dirty idea."
Still have to push further.
It's good if you can touch it, but you still make such an exorbitant request without wearing clothes. Can you please stop being so shameless and lose all face?
Lin Fan saw Cheng Lingsu's stunned expression and blamed himself: "Don't be nervous. I am ashamed of what I just said. I made such an excessive request. You said that even if it is a humble request, I cannot agree to it."
Then he walked to the slope not far away and sat on the grass with his back to Cheng Lingsu. He wanted to tell the other party, "Let's go." This humble request was actually too much, so don't take it to heart.
But when the words come to my lips...
"I'm just sitting here. You also know that my humble request is a bit too much. If you want to leave, just leave, but if you agree, I like you to sit in my arms, with your back to my chest, letting my
The heartbeat touches you, let me touch Nako, feel your heartbeat, and look at the beautiful scenery in the distance."
What a beautiful scene.
Everything here has been infected by the evil spirit of demons.
Not to mention the beautiful scenery, it feels a bit breathtaking just looking at it.
How long does it take every time.
A beautiful figure came to Lin Fan, and then slowly sat down in his arms. The two of them just looked at the dark trees in the distance and the evil spirit floating in the air.
What a beautiful view.
Lin Fan's smart, warm hands slowly...slowly opened the corners of his clothes...
Um!
Just as he thought.
Perfect.
"The scenery in the distance is so beautiful."
"I can feel your heartbeat, but it's a bit cold. Let me keep you warm."
"Do you feel the warmth from my gentle hands?"
"Don't have distracting thoughts. Distracting thoughts will only make the current warm scene lack a certain artistic conception."
…
Hao Tianhua was waiting, and a long time had passed.
What happened to Junior Sister and Fellow Daoist Lin, and why they didn't come back after being away for so long.
Could it be...
His thoughts became evil, and the two white bodies... were entangled together.
Pooh!
Impossible, how could you have such an idea?
How could something like this happen in broad daylight?
"Brother, what's wrong with you?"
A disciple noticed that his senior brother looked a little stunned, as if he was thinking about something. He was a little worried about what happened to his senior brother.
Could it be that some danger has been discovered?
Hao Tianhua shuddered, reacted, and pretended to be serious: "It's okay. I asked you to pay attention to the surrounding situation. Just pay attention and don't be careless. You know the situation in Kunyu Mountain. As a major immortal sect, we must guard it."
On one side, to prevent demons from attacking and causing harm to the world."
What he said is indeed serious.
But he was very upset.
Why hasn't junior sister come back yet?
If something happens to a man and a woman alone in the wild, what should they do?
soon.
Two figures came from a distance.
Hao Tianhua looked up and found that the junior sister was following behind Daoyou Lin. They were a little far away and couldn't see clearly. But when the two came to the front, he found that the junior sister's face was very red. Although she tried her best to pretend to be calm, she still couldn't see clearly.
There is still no escaping his piercing eyes.
Hey!
Junior sister's clothes are a little wrinkled.
It seemed like someone had turned it from bottom to top, and when it was put down, something looked wrong because of the wrinkles.
A bad thought came to Hao Tianhua's mind.
He looked at Lin Fan.
I feel refreshed and full of energy, even better than when I just saw it.
Something is definitely happening.
Otherwise it wouldn't be like this.
"you……"
Hao Tianhua hesitated to speak. He wanted to ask more about what happened when you went to the woods. If you don't mind, I hope you can tell him.
"Fellow Daoist Hao, why are you all in Kunyu Mountain? Could it be that something happened here?"
Lin Fan did not give Hao Tianhua a chance, but asked.
He hasn't been to Kunyu Mountain for a long time.
Don't know what happened yet.
"In the past, there were not as many demons in Kunyu Mountain as there are now. You can smell the strong demonic aura when you smell this."
He wondered if it was the All Saints Demon King in the cemetery who was responsible for these tricks.
The Halloween Demon King in the Void Realm only dares to hide in the cemetery.
If he comes out, he will definitely be suppressed by the powerful on the spot.
Hao Tianhua said: "Fellow Daoist Lin, to be honest, the path of demons has been opened, and the Kunyu Mountain Cemetery is their first stop. The All Saints Demon King is in the cemetery, leading the formation and opening the passage, and every person in the entire Kunyu Mountain
A passage can be opened at any place, and demons can come out from that passage."
"The current situation can be stable for the time being, but I don't know how long it can last."
When he said this, he was quite helpless.
Demons and monsters are two different things, but they come from the same origin and are actually the same race.
When the demon monks entered the innate realm and entered the immortal path, they chose to practice in human form.
But the demons all maintain demonic bodies, and their personalities are even more violent than those of the demon clan. They even eat living things alive. If you want to warm them up, you can say that the demons are a bit particular.
But eating it raw makes people a little scared to see it.
"Then why did the demon use Kunyu Mountain as a passage? Is there any ulterior secret here?" Lin Fan asked.
Hao Tianhua shook his head and said: "I don't know. Until now, all the elders of Kunxu Palace are investigating the situation. Although there are some signs, the specific situation is still unknown."
"Fellow Daoist Lin, we have just cleared away the demons in this area, why don't you come with us to the camp to rest for a while."
Lin Fan thought for a moment and nodded in agreement. He should be able to gain a lot here.
Then he looked at the girl beside him.
Good girl.
It's just that Cheng Lingsu's face was expressionless. He was obviously shy before, so why did he become like this again?