A flash of panic flashed in Dad Yi's eyes. Although the couple are now cultivating immortals, their appearance and figure are many times better than when they were young.
It's okay to do some harmonious exercise at night, but if you really want to have a baby, you're looking for trouble.
No drinking, no staying up late playing games, no staying up late watching TV, no spicy food, etc.
Forget all these tortures, at least Dad Yi's daily life is quite regular. The key is that when a woman has a child, her temper, haha.
He is suspicious, he wants to eat this, he wants to eat that, he will explode when he eats it, and sometimes he is autistic. As a husband, he has to be careful and caring every day, just for fear of something going wrong.
It's even worse after giving birth to a child. Some children are noisy, and the couple may not be able to sleep peacefully for a year or two.
Children are very weak. A little bit of wind or cold or a small collision can be a big accident. They are on tenterhooks all day long and are very tired.
After raising He Hua, Yi's father no longer wants children. Isn't it good to live a stable life?
Seeing his father becoming silent, Yi Bai felt that he needed to save himself at this time.
"Lotus, do you know why rich men can't resist the temptation of beauty?"
Hehua raised her head, with thin eyebrows, wide eyes, and long eyelashes fluttering like a fan, and asked curiously: "Why, brother?"
"Of course, beauty will not tempt a man without money!"
Yi's mother changed her expression when she heard this, put her hand on Yi's father's shoulder, and smiled meaningfully.
"What? Didn't you look very proud when you were fierce to your son just now? Why don't you say anything now?"
Dad Yi looked desperately at his son who had cheated him, and quickly picked up his wife and ran to the room to comfort her. He could not lose face in front of his children.
Yi Bai and his sister clapped their hands to each other.
"yeah!"
Then happily ate the big meal on the table.
After lunch, Yi Bai usually goes to the roof to bask in the sun and take a nap.
This habit has lasted for more than a thousand years, so much so that now he feels particularly sleepy after lunch.
Cover your eyes with two leaves and sleep soundly.
The only way to travel through time and space currently known to mankind is to squint for a while, and then you can travel to at least two hours into the future, especially when you go to work in the morning, the effect is very significant.
"Mo Yu, Mo Yu, wake up quickly, your parents went out for a walk and took me to play games!"
Playing games? After hearing this, I can’t sleep.
Yi Bai woke up immediately and jumped next to the owner of the voice.
Our good-looking anchor Tang Jiajia was the first human he met in his life, and he is probably the one who knows the most about his secrets, but that memory has been disposed of by him.
Tang Jiajia has become one of the best among human beings during this period. With the resources of the Yi family, she doesn't have to worry about being suppressed in the anchor world. As long as she is a little interesting, she will easily become popular.
And her cultivation qualifications are also good, and her appearance has been enhanced by her cultivation, and she can now be regarded as a great beauty.
It's a pity that now not only playing games, but also live streaming requires exams. She finally passed the exams, but found that the current games are too difficult for her.
With her level of cultivation, she could only hit the bronze section above the black iron, and then she couldn't get up.
When I heard that Yi Bai was back, I hurriedly ran over to ask for help. After all, I was doing a live broadcast. I was so bad and I couldn't stand being laughed at by the audience.
You must know that she has more than 100,000 real fans, and her face is shown live during the live broadcast!
When friends come to play games, Yi Bai takes care of them. When his mother comes, he can find an excuse to throw the whole blame to Jia Jia.
Suddenly I felt very smart.
"Hello everyone, Jia Jia, the beauty commentator in the commentary industry who is loved by everyone, blooms with flowers, and has flat tires, is back, and her voice is still so enchanting and charming."
"Hmph, today I will lead Master Sword Immortal to bring you a visual feast!"
Then Yi Bai saw the barrage started to flood.
"Everyone, get out of the way, my husband is coming!"
"My dad is here, let me worship for a while!"
"You can see below how our anchors play games with their feet!"
"Did Jiajia repost the koi fish? May I hope you don't die a few times today? It's so delicious that I've gained weight recently!"
…
Clenching her fist, Jiajia chose to ignore the barrage and smiled at Yi Bai: "Hey, my audience likes to tease me. In fact, my skills are very good. Come on, let's get started. I will assist you!"
Yi Bai nodded. With his strength and the same physical quality, even if he is a dog, as long as he has good equipment, he can kill five.
In the first game, Jiajia just keeps giving away kills. When fighting in a group, he directly hooks the assassin on the opposite side into his face, destroying the group in one wave, and it's over.
Teammate: "Assistant, you are the son of Cai Xukun and Qiao Biluo, Cai Bi!"
For the second round, Yi Bai took a deep breath and asked her to play Lulu. When nothing happened, just give her a speed and a shield.
Although his teammates are a bit cheating and keep giving away, at least he still has an advantage. When playing in a group, as long as you give him all your skills, you will win.
Then Jiajia saw five big men on the opposite side rushing towards her. She panicked and threw the skill to herself.
No matter how powerful Yi Bai is, no matter how good his physical quality is, some of his ultimate moves are ranged skills. He can't even dodge them, and the team is wiped out again.
Naturally, teammates wouldn't complain if they were cheated, and the barrage started to explode.
"I beg you, please let my husband go. What did he do wrong?"
"If you don't join the group, will you be laying tiles in the crystal?"
"The difference between you and Xiao Bing is that you can still talk!"
…
Yi Bai took a deep breath again and told himself, calm down, what is the magnanimity of a great practitioner?
"I'll be the middle laner this time. You can be more clumsy in the bottom lane."
"Okay." Knowing that she was too fooled, Jiajia nodded weakly.
Five minutes later, Yi Bai penetrated the opponent's middle lane, and his own bottom lane was also penetrated by the opponent.
It doesn't matter. I'm up. If I operate well, I can hit five at a time. Yi Bai comforted himself.
ten minutes later.
"boom!"
Yi Bai found himself back in the Resurrection Spring, and was killed by the policewoman's ultimate move. Her ultimate move was locked and there was no way to dodge it.
Calmly bought a Zhongya Hourglass, which can make oneself immune to damage, but cannot move or attack.
"boom!"
"Ding!"
Yi Bai activated his golden body and avoided the big move.
Then, as soon as the invincibility time expired, the jungle prince on the opposite side used a large-scale skill called "Heaven Collapse" to cover him and kill him in one fell swoop.
Lost again!
Yi Bai looked up at the sky. There had never been sunlight in the sky in Summoner's Canyon. This was a place where corpses in every corner could circle the earth.
Exiting the game, picking up the virtual helmet, Yi Bai stood up in silence and went home silently.
How happy it is to sleep.
Seeing the lonely back of Lord Sword Immortal, the barrage exploded again.
"Hahaha, Jiajia, you can give better gifts than Meituan!"
"Shocking, she is the first girl on earth to beat the Sword Immortal into autistic state by herself!"
"Anchor, do you believe in Buddhism? Have you been collecting Ganoderma lucidum in the wilderness?"