"Zhao Ling'er, you are from the Nuwa clan, you are good at auxiliary treatment, and you have a human body. Let Mo Hei sit with you and see if you can help heal your brain!"
"Good teacher."
Then, biu, a sound.
Zhe Xue casually threw Yi Bai, who was slowly digging out of the podium, a little confused.
Zhao Ling'er used her small hands to catch Yi Bai, who was flying fast in the air, and held it in front of her for a look.
Pure black round and sparkling eyes, black and silky hair, and petite body.
"so cute!"
Teacher Zhe Xue coughed all over and brought the students' attention back.
"The final exam is coming soon. As the elite students of my alien kindergarten class, you are about to take the entrance exam for Modu Primary School. During this time, study hard for me and don't embarrass me. Do you understand!"
"good!"
Yi Bai lay on the table of the little girl in front of him and began to think about life. Am I very mentally retarded now?
Fortunately, this little girl is pretty with red lips, white teeth, and delicate facial features.
Are they still from the Nuwa family? Are this little girl's grandmothers still acquaintances of mine? Instantly, I feel that life in this kindergarten is no longer boring.
Also, the divine blood in the Nuwa clan should be rich in the power of the world. Do you want to take a sip?
"Our entrance exam consists of six items."
"Transformation skills, common sense, Chinese, mathematics, basic physical fitness, personal cultivation of walking, sitting and lying."
"Among them, I won't talk about the art of transformation and basic qualities. We are all rich people. As long as they don't take drugs to pass the exam, it will be fine."
"Common sense, Chinese, mathematics and personal cultivation are the top priorities. Later I will arrange for everyone to do some real exam questions from previous years and some simulation questions from well-known teachers."
"If you think you won't do well in the exam, huh, go home and ask your parents to buy all kinds of healing medicine first!"
Yi Bai shook his tail, leaned against Ling'er's book in boredom, crossed his legs, and looked at the monsters and ghosts around him.
There are rabbit girls, cows, eels, snails, scallops, weird demons, and many flowers and plants. This alien class is really magical.
"boom!"
A rat-shaped hole was smashed into the wall of the kindergarten.
"Security? Just now, a little monster in my kindergarten class was beaten out by me. Oh, no, it escaped. Please help me pick it up and go to the medical room to check to see if it is dead."
After taking care of the funeral affairs, looking at the silent students under the podium, Zhe Xue suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with accepting a mentally retarded person.
Recalling his teacher's instructions when he was taking the teacher qualification certificate exam, he thought that his teaching level had risen to a new level and he had a new understanding.
No student is completely useless, it depends on whether you can teach!
Hanging on the tree outside, Yi Bai fell into confusion again. Are all the teachers today so tough? Are they so aggressive if they don't agree with each other?
If this were those cute bunny-eared girls, wouldn’t they be blown up?
After a while, the security guards checked the surveillance cameras and sent Yi Bai back. At this time, get out of class was over.
Zhao Ling'er tapped Yi Bai's body with her finger: "Classmate Mo Hei, are you okay?"
Nanbo Rabbit also came forward curiously, touched Yi Bai's hair, and praised: "Mohei, your fur is so slippery, slipperier than my sister's."
The lark next to him was unconvinced and argued: "My brother's feathers are much prettier than his fur. He is still a college student and the best!"
Little Fox: "Huh, who do you think your brother is? My brother dares to go out to work alone!"
Niu: "My brother dares to eat shit!"
Demon: "My brother Yue Ping is the king of swords in his life, and he has eaten all kinds of shit!"
Yi Bai was a little confused. Has there been any strange change in this world? What is there to compare with eating shit?
In the office, Zhe Xue looked at the column of the admission report in his hand.
"This student's body is extremely powerful. You can beat him at will. If you can injure him, his position will be advanced to one level!"
Then he looked at the huge amount on the repair list in the classroom next to him, and he felt a little distressed.
What is the origin of this little black mouse? He struck with all his strength and destroyed the formation in the classroom, but in the end he was unscathed. It was so strong!
After thinking for a while, he decided to forget it. In a fight between big shots, it would be no good for him as a pawn to take either side.
On the contrary, as long as you uphold your integrity and have the Secretary of Education protecting you, no one can do anything to you.
"boom!"
"Snapped!"
During class in the afternoon, I saw this little black mouse. I couldn't suppress the anger in my body when I stopped studying. I didn't care about paying attention to the class. It kept looking around with a mouse-like head and a sluggish mind, attracting the attention of other students.
He was hammered to the ground and even crawled under the girl's feet. It was not a good thing at first glance!
After fighting all afternoon, Teacher Zhexue suddenly found that his fighting skills and cultivation had improved a little. After watching Mrs. Yi, the famous 'charter woman', come to pick up the little black mouse, he began to fall into deep thought.
From now on, how can I beat a student so that others can see that I didn't do it on purpose?
After being tickled for a day out of boredom, even though there were quite a few girls with animal ears and little sister watching, Yi Bai was still panicking and could finally talk and communicate freely.
"Xiao Mei'er, please loosen my restraints a little. I can't even speak now, it's so boring!"
Zimei glanced at today's surveillance video and looked at Yi Bai sadly: "Your Majesty, I finally see your true face. It turns out that Old Long is right. You are just a perverted uncle who controls a little girl. No wonder you have to have Mei'er!
After being stunned for a while, he defended: "Nonsense, slander. I am a great practitioner who has been practicing for thousands of years. I have already seen through the world of mortals. Color is like a bone scraper. Beautiful women are all pink skulls. Color is emptiness, and emptiness is color."
Zimei sighed and said faintly: "Your Majesty, when you say this, can you please move your eyes away."
Yi Bai sipped his lips and tilted his head regretfully: "Isn't it because your restraint is too strong? It's too difficult for me to move. How about you loosen it for me?"
It seemed that she was still very charming. A hint of joy flashed in Zi Mei's heart, and she secretly encouraged herself to take advantage of this period of time to completely capture the king's heart.
Even if the king gets out of trouble in the future, he won't hate himself too much.
"Don't you know your Majesty's abilities? You are omniscient and omnipotent, neither arrogant nor impetuous, neither jealous nor aggressive. You cannot be licentious with wealth, and you cannot be subjugated by being powerful. I believe you will be able to break the restrictions with your own abilities. I am very optimistic about you.
oh."
Seeing that the king still wanted to speak, Zimei quickly continued: "I have prepared roe deer meat for you tonight, it is delicious."
"This specially bred and bred spirit beast has no fat on its body. Its meat is rich in nutrients, tender and delicious. It has the magical effect of warming the spleen and stomach, strengthening the heart and moistening the lungs!"
Yi Bai swallowed his saliva. Hearing the delicious food, he forgot everything: "Okay, go back and cook it for me??!"