Not wanting to eat any more meat or drink any more wine, Yi Bai crossed his legs on the bed, took out the Changhe Sword, shrunk it into the shape of a toothpick, and picked out the scraps of meat.
"Chonglou, I remember hundreds of years ago, didn't you have a passionate fight with that Nuwa descendant named Zixuan? What about now? What's wrong? Have you been turned against someone?"
Chonglou bowed his hands lonely and raised his head to look at the dark sky, feeling lonely and deserted.
"Hey, I can't bring myself to recall the past. Later I realized that the beautiful snake approached me simply to gain my immortal heart."
"It's pitiful that I, Chonglou, have lived for thousands of years and only got emotional for a moment, and in the end, my efforts were useless. This world is really too ruthless."
Yi Bai asked curiously: "Will Zixuan reconcile with my senior brother Xu Changqing later?"
Demon Lord curled his lips: "Tch, what else? The two of them were very indifferent at first, but in the end Zixuan's daughter Xiaoqing went to Lao Xu's place to act coquettishly and well-behaved all day long, and finally got them both drunk..."
"The descendants of Nuwa don't have a fuel-efficient lamp! It's better to be the lonely, boring, empty, boring rich devil that I am! At least it will save you worry!"
Yi Bai began to fall into deep thought. This Demon Lord seemed to have seen through the mortal world and was invulnerable.
What a formidable opponent. Could it be that I couldn't defeat him mentally?
The Demon Lord took another two sips of wine, leaned in front of Yi Bai, and asked curiously: "Old Mo, by the way, how do you feel about being with Zi Di? Are you very happy?"
Haha, you really asked the right person this kind of question, I have to make you envious.
After organizing his words, Yi Bai stood up and said proudly: "Of course, Mei'er is charming, graceful, gentle and lovely, with a blue mind and a wise heart."
"When he was with me, he treated me with great respect and served me attentively in every aspect. He was also good at cooking, and he was proficient in all kinds of delicacies from all over the world."
"I can also dance, and my dancing postures are so charming and charming. I have both sex and art. Hey, I'm so lucky!"
"Having such a wonderful wife, what more could a husband ask for?"
Glancing at Demon Lord Xian's indifferent expression, Yi Bai thought about it and understood.
This Demon Lord is very rich, and all these things are within easy reach for him.
The tone of his voice changed instantly, and Yi Bai sighed: "The thing that depresses me the most is that my Meier likes to fight. When she has nothing to do, she talks about swordsmanship with me, and she tortures me to the point of exhaustion every time."
Hearing this, the Demon Lord began to feel envious: "Let me tell you, how come your cultivation has improved so quickly? You have such a good training partner. Why can't I find such a confidant?"
Finally winning a bit, Yi Bai felt secretly happy, and then asked curiously: "As far as I understand, with your temperament, you should often challenge Mei'er. Why are you so nerdy now?"
Chonglou glanced at him with a confused expression: "I didn't believe a word of what you said about gentleness, cuteness, and Lan Zhihuixin at the beginning! Do you know what happened when I challenged you for the first time?"
Yi Bai was very curious: "What's wrong?"
Chonglou picked up the wine glass and took a sip: "She directly sealed me and then sank into the lake!"
"One hundred years, a whole hundred years! The seal began to weaken slowly, and I tried my best to escape. Since then, I have been living in the Demon Realm until now, and I don't even dare to go to the Heaven Realm to fight with Sedum.
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Yi Bai was stunned for a moment, then he picked up the wine glass and slowly poured it into his mouth. His eyes began to glaze over, and he suddenly realized that he was quite lucky.
Fortunately, I am handsome, otherwise I would have been drowned in the lake, and I would probably still be doing math problems at the bottom of the lake in boredom.
…
As an older single dog, Bei Feng was naturally arranged to go on a blind date.
It’s my first blind date and I don’t have much experience, so of course I have to ask the all-powerful circle of friends.
"I never thought that I would go on a blind date (#-_-). Do you have any ideas?"
"Ding!"
Hearing the reply tone, Beifeng quickly used his spiritual sense to check the jade slip expectantly.
"Open up and eat. Anyway, we only meet once in a lifetime!"
Beifeng thought about it for a while, and it turned out that he was right. He was an otaku and couldn't do anything. Even playing games was so bad. Girls would definitely look down on him.
So I calmly packed it up and got ready to go to the appointment.
"Newbie's mission: As a qualified single, such good habits should be maintained for a long time to make this blind date a failure!"
"Mission reward: Increase the Qi training level by one, digitize the body, and transform into Shura!"
Shura, who had transformed into a curse system, was secretly excited. He didn't believe it. This waste couldn't complete a novice mission.
It's a pity that the system has been bound, otherwise he would have adjusted the difficulty to the lowest level and assigned a breathing task when initializing.
He never thought that he would find such a useless person who knew how to call the police.
At the blind date, a bizarre scene occurred. A man and a woman were eating while replying to messages from home.
After a while, I finally got the food, raised a good elf, and wiped my mouth casually: "It's almost time, let's go through the process."
Beifeng was stunned: "What process?"
Still an innocent man like no other, the elf casually threw aside the tissue stained with lipstick, blinked his eyes, and put his finger on Bei Feng's mouth in a charming way.
"I ask, you answer!"
Sad Wind instantly felt his heart beating so fast.
"Plop, plop!" It felt like I was about to jump out.
"Do you have a room?"
After an instant pause, Beifeng lowered his head slightly: "No."
"Is there a flying ship?"
The head bowed even further, and Bei Feng's heartbeat returned to normal: "No!"
"Do you have any savings?"
Looking at the elf in front of him who was much more beautiful than the goddess he had always longed for, Beifeng closed his eyes and said, "I'm sorry for disturbing you."
Then he opened his unwavering eyes, stood up, and prepared to pay and leave.
A pair of delicate hands pressed him down: "Are you leaving just like that?"
Beifeng was expressionless: "What else? It's just a waste of everyone's time here!"
The elf brought her fair and delicate face to his eyes, and gently exhaled a breath of fragrance: "In the entire Mo City, in every restaurant, my jade slips can automatically connect to the network here. I have been waiting for the destined one.
Man, today, I feel like I’ve waited.”
It was as if a huge pie fell from the sky. Beifeng felt dizzy all over, and then he was led like a puppet to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate.
System Shura began to shut down.
Why? Is it really the way I opened it that was wrong?
Seeing this little fool still walking towards home in a daze, the elf took out a piece of paper and smiled proudly. Fortunately, my uncle was an insider of the China Merchants Bureau.
“Reason for the training program for senior officials in the tragic wind.”
"The system shows that Bei Feng's world contribution value has increased rapidly. He is suspected to be a powerful awakening and secretly helping the world to develop. The way to deal with him is as follows..."
"Regarding the issue of citizen security, unless there is an accident, we will not check Beefeng's detailed personal contribution value for the time being. Relevant departments need to abide by the following guidelines..." u