"Mei'er, your husband has broken the law again and will be sent to a labor camp for more than twenty years. As the daughter-in-law of the Emperor of Heaven, you don't even say a word?"
Yi Bai followed the feeling of blood in his heart and easily found Zimei taking a bath in a hot spring somewhere.
Yelling to indicate his arrival, Yi Bai moved his eyes and flashed his body, and easily passed the restriction outside the hot spring.
After a long period of enlightenment, Yi Bai finally mastered all his cultivation skills. Dealing with such random restrictions was a piece of cake.
"Tear!"
"thump!"
In the sky, Yi Bai exploded his clothes, jumped into the hot spring, and hugged his wife who was bathing.
"Well, eh..."
Maybe it was because the temperature of the hot spring water was too high, and a little blush quickly appeared on Zi Mei's fair skin.
After straightening her wet hair and blocking her husband's dirty hands, Zimei said helplessly: "The emperor breaks the law and the common people are guilty. You taught me this, husband. As the emperor of heaven, we cannot lead by example. You let those
How do subordinates in high positions deal with themselves?"
The hibiscus comes out of the water, and the country is beautiful and fragrant.
At this time, how could Yi Bai think about anything else: "Mei'er is right. After the business is done, I will go to the ends of the earth to receive my sentence. Then I will make a good contribution and I won't have to worry about beating someone next time."
Got it!"
"OK……"
Her eyes were like water, and a huge green and crystal snake tail appeared in the boundless pool. Zi Mei opened her slender jade arms, and the water rippled, dotted with white skin: "The birth of life in the world is indeed a serious matter!"
The deceased is like a man who never gives up day and night.
The sword slashes the body, condensing the physical body into one body, and the Hunyuan body becomes one body.
The two swords cut off the soul, and the soul is condensed into one sword, which is invincible.
The three swords cut the will, the will is as one, and it is as motionless as a mountain.
The body sword has reached the third state. Yi Bai can finally use his sword skills at will, and his golden body will not leak. No matter how hard Zi Mei tries, he will still be indestructible.
Humph, men can't say no. If they want to conquer women, they must not only conquer them mentally, but also defeat them physically.
Finally, Yi Bai returned to the Emperor's Palace for the first time, carrying his daughter-in-law, who was already limp into a puddle, and helped cover her with the silkworm silk quilt.
"Mei'er, have a good rest. I'm going to serve. If you miss me, remember to come and see me!"
At this time, Zimei's whole body was limp and she couldn't work up any energy. She rolled her eyes and puckered her red lips, refusing to admit defeat: "I hate it, my husband's cultivation has really improved rapidly, but I won't give in.
After Meier has rested, go to the demon world to learn the secret skills from the succubi, and then we can fight again!"
"Hahaha, a peerless monster like me, once you are surpassed by me, you will never have a chance to make a comeback!"
Help wipe the body, serve tea and water, wait for the wife to fall asleep, impose restrictions, and check again and again.
Yi Bai walked proudly and boldly onto the bus bound for the labor camp at the end of the world.
After scanning his identity, he immediately changed his image, otherwise it would be too embarrassing if the dignified Emperor Mo was bumped into by an acquaintance.
When I got on the bus, many of the people who committed crimes were old fools. Once I got on the bus, it was just like going home, full of lust.
According to them, they are sacrificing their small self, fulfilling their big self, and benefiting the citizens of Mexico, which is noble and great.
I have to say that the treatment on this bus is pretty good, with delicious food and drinks. After eating for a while, I heard many people in the bus starting to discuss how to get in.
"You won't believe me if I tell you, but I got in through the exam!"
A bull demon with a green straw hat said to Jiuwu: "What do you think that means? I came in because of connections!"
"Making connections? What kind of relationship? Do you think you went to jail because you were looking for connections? The people next to you looked surprised.
Yi Bai was also stunned: "Brother, I would like to hear the details!"
Dao Jiuwu gave Yi Bai a thumbs up in approval: "Well said, we have all been in prison together and are the strongest brothers. In this case, I will make it clear and teach everyone a lesson!"
"I just graduated this year and was interning in a hospital. Then my female colleague had a fight with her husband and she was beaten and cried. No matter how I tried to persuade her, she just couldn't get over the shadow of domestic violence!"
"When I got home and was about to go to bed, she suddenly sent me a message: "Are you asleep? I suddenly figured it out!"
Speaking of this, Dao Jiuwu looked excited: "I was confused at the time, but after a while I suddenly understood and quickly replied: Is your home or Home Inn?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, ugh, what a pity!" After saying this, Dao Jiuwu touched his head, where there were two beautiful horns.
"I haven't had a taste of this yet. As soon as I opened the door, I was beaten up by my colleague's husband and then arrested for harassment."
"Hahaha..." In an instant, there was a burst of laughter in the carriage. This brother is very funny.
"Since this brother has always told me, I also made it clear that my name is Otaku, and I paid my way in." A dragon said honestly.
Everyone is a seasoned person, and they will understand the crime of corruption and bribery as soon as they hear it.
The journey was long and there were no entertainment activities, so everyone had no choice but to chat casually. Since they were not familiar with each other, they had no choice but to share how they ended up in jail.
"Fights!"
“Selling fakes!”
"MLM!"
“Don’t pay back the money!”
“Watch a pirated version!”
Ghost: "Without makeup, I'm walking in my true form, it's scary!"
Author: "There was a reader who didn't pay to read my novel and even scolded me. I found his home address, squatted at the door, put a sack over his head and hammered him half to death!"
…
Yi Bai listened with interest. Each of these friends spoke well and were all talented people from all walks of life.
At this time, Dao Jiuwu limped to his side and patted his shoulder familiarly: "Brother, I think you look familiar. How did you get in?"
Yi Bai glanced at him and looked at his hands. They were quite clean, otherwise he would have been eating stewed beef trotters tonight.
"Fighting and fighting, destroying the natural environment."
"Oh." Dao Jiuwu responded regretfully. It seemed that he was the most unlucky. He asked casually: "Then you will be able to come out soon. I will be the same. Then brother, I will take you to Baihua Building."
happy!"
Yi Bai glanced at him in surprise, it was good to be single, he still had money to go out and play!
"No need, I have been sentenced to more than 20 years. If I don't make enough contribution points, I don't know how long it will take."
"Twenty years! Brother, did you beat that man into a vegetative state? Or did you beat some big shot?"
Dao Jiuwu's voice became much louder without realizing it, and the prisoners around him quickly raised their ears, fearing that he was a ruthless person.
Yi Bai rubbed his ears and said casually: "Nothing? I just crippled a Shushan Sword Master."
"Fuck! Brother, you are the real ruthless demon. No, you are the eldest brother. No, you are my biological father!" Dao Jiuwu was as if he had seen an idol, and he was incoherent for a moment, and he almost knelt down to worship.