"Senior, senior, I am Dao Jiuwu. I finally found you."
Looking at the bull demon in front of him who had returned to walking normally, Yi Bai sighed. This old cow was in good health. He was limping last time he met, but he was back to normal in just a few days.
"What, what do you want from me?"
"Hehe..." Jiuwu rubbed his hands, smiled sheepishly for a while, and said in a low voice: "My sentence is coming soon. I just want to ask my senior for advice on that aspect."
Yi Bai frowned: "In which way?"
Jiuwu looked around and leaned into Yi Bai's ear: "That's it, in and out!"
Damn it, Yi Bai is a little confused. After living for thousands of years, this is the first time someone has asked him about this issue.
However, you asked the right person about this, I am quite accomplished in this area.
Yi Bai coughed and drove away the people around him, took him to a remote place, and stood with his hands behind his hands: "Is there anything you want to ask? For those of us who practice, it should be a very simple matter to lock the essence.
Bar?"
Seeing that there was no one around, Dao Jiuwu immediately cried, tears streaming down his face, and he knelt down directly on the ground: "Senior, you don't know my suffering! My family has little wealth, and I work in the public sector.
, the income was also very stable, and then I found a partner from the succubus family."
"What I am doing now is to save my kidney injury. I have used all the money at home to buy supplements. I am even looked down upon by my partner, who says I am not good enough!"
"I'm very depressed. She didn't feel it for a full minute and made such a hasty judgment. It's really unreasonable."
Yi Bai felt a little strange after hearing this. What can he do in less than a minute? Isn't it just about taking off his clothes?
"You mean to ask me for some tips or tricks on becoming a queen?"
Dao Jiuwu wiped his tears and nose, and nodded quickly: "Senior, please save me! Otherwise I will be sucked dry!"
"You are so afraid of her, why don't you just break up with her?" Yi Bai was very surprised.
A lustful look appeared on Dao Jiuwu's face: "She is so beautiful and cute, how could I leave her? I am willing to die even if it means death!"
"Then you are going to flirt with your colleagues and prepare for an in-depth exchange of super friendship?" Yi Bai was even more surprised.
Dao Jiuwu looked indifferent and looked at Yi Bai in surprise: "This is normal. Senior may not have read the latest research from the Academy of Sciences."
"Most mammals stop having sex for a period of time after sexual intercourse, even if the original partner is around. This stage is called the sexual refractory period. Its length depends on the type of animal and the surrounding environment.
It varies, some for a few minutes, some for a few hours or a few days.”
"However, if a male animal is given a new female in estrus after he has had sex, his refractory period will be greatly shortened, and he may even start having sex again immediately."
"It is said that this phenomenon called the 'Coolidge Effect' is passed down from our ancestors, and its biological significance is to help the continuation of the species. As an outstanding descendant of the Ox family, of course I should carry forward this fine tradition!"
Yi Bai was completely dumbfounded. Today's scumbags are getting better and better. There is a scientific basis for cheating and cheating.
However, after looking at the green straw hat on Jiuwu's head that was said to be given to him by her partner when he was in prison, which was rich in life and healthy, Yi Bai wondered if it might be a family, and they would not enter the same house.
.
He knew the character of the succubus. He had always been cheerful and generous, sacrificing himself for others. Now, what he was wearing on his head might not be just a simple straw hat, it might be a vast expanse of prairie.
The scumbag does not deserve sympathy. Yi Bai pondered for a while and said: "To be honest, the talents between you and the succubus are not of the same order of magnitude at all. There is no hope of saving. Just wait to die and say goodbye!"
"Hey!" Dao Jiuwu was about to save him. He stretched his hand forward and found that his senior was directly smashed by him. He was shocked, and then he realized that this was his senior's escape technique.
"Am I going to die young and die on a woman's belly in 1995? Oh, forget it, dying under peonies, being a ghost is also glorious."
"That's right, when I die and become a ghost, I can just apply to become a ghost cultivator. Anyway, my family has a lot of houses, so the worst I can do is pay a fine!"
Jiuwu was instantly shocked by his own wit, and went to go through the departure procedures happily.
Arriving at the service area, Yi Bai asked politely: "How much does the highest level retreat cave cost?"
As a service staff here, the big shot naturally knows it by heart. He shook his long rabbit ears and the rabbit demon waiter politely said: "Hello, Mr. Mo Emperor, the service area only accepts consumption of world contribution points, and 1,000 contribution points are required.
Each standard day is approximately 86,400 seconds."
Yi Bai, who was originally planning to spend a fortune, felt a little embarrassed when he looked at his remaining world contribution points, only 1,000 points were left.
After pondering for a while, Yi Bai asked quietly: "Where is the lowest level retreat room?"
The waiters were obviously well trained and didn't mean to laugh.
Of course, most of the practitioners here are evil-doing practitioners who look down on others. The grass on their graves is estimated to be three meters high now.
"Hello Lord Mo Emperor, the lowest level..." The rabbit demon who was speaking moved his ears, nodded and showed a standard professional smile to Yi Bai.
"Hello, Lord Mo Emperor, Lord Heavenly Emperor just asked his subordinates to help you go through the formalities for long-term rental of the practice cave. All the contribution points will be deducted from her. I will handle the check-in formalities for you right now."
Yi Bai was very touched that he cared so much about himself despite having so many things to do. Especially the feeling of being taken care of was so comfortable!
Following the rabbit demon waiter, looking at the short rabbit tail sticking out from the back of her professional clothes, swaying as she walked, Yi Bai was calm and focused, not understanding as much as a mountain, and was not moved at all.
This world of spiritual practice is really dangerous. All kinds of temptations are everywhere. If you are not careful, you will fall into the trap.
If he touches it himself, Yi Bai seriously suspects that he will be blackmailed into bankruptcy. Of course, it is more likely that he will have a concubine.
"Sir, this is the No. 1 Cultivation Cave. How about I take you to have a look?" The rabbit demon straightened up his uniform that was about to burst, and licked his lips and said seductively.
"No need!" Yi Bai replied calmly.
Huh, after living for thousands of years, he has never seen such a beautiful woman.
"Okay." The rabbit demon's eyes dimmed for a while, he missed an excellent opportunity to be beautiful, and felt very regretful in his heart.
Should I just burst my clothes and let Lord Mo Emperor see what I am worth?
"Bang!" Yi Bai entered the cave directly, closed the door and opened the ban, completely eliminating outside noise and spell interference.
The rabbit stomped its feet angrily and had to leave silently.
As practitioners, we should take care of our own Yuanyang, that is the most important thing.