According to research, every sixty seconds of breathing reduces one minute of life.
And Yuxin was completely frightened at this minute. Her only relative and favorite friend in the world suddenly screamed, and then lay on the table and lost her breath.
Her body gradually lost its temperature as she cried, and her wide eyes seemed to be unable to believe that she would poison him.
Yuxin was really bursting into tears at this time. She just took some poison for diarrhea. Why did it become like this?
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mo Yu, I didn't mean to do it. Please wake up quickly. I will make delicious food for you every day from now on."
"Uuuuuuuuuah, how could this happen? The book says it only causes diarrhea, ah...!"
When we are emotionally excited, we will naturally accelerate the flow of venom throughout the body, so if we are poisoned, we should not move around and assume a good-looking posture, so that we can die with dignity.
After crying again, Yuxin frowned and suddenly stopped. She covered her abdomen with her little hands and had a very uncomfortable expression on her face, as if she was enduring something.
“Pfft…chi…!”
Then there was a long and melodious fart sound that echoed throughout the hall, and a strange smell also spread throughout the hall.
Yu Xin's fair and tender face turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, her beautiful eyes widened, and she took out a kitchen knife: "Ah, ah! Mo Yu, I will fight with you!"
"Hahahaha..." Yi Bai let out a wild wolf laugh, instantly revived and jumped away from the table.
"奥,奥,奥...bang bang bang! Chi...!"
There was another loud noise one after another, and Yuxin burst into tears. At this time, she couldn't care about anything else. She quickly used her magic power to control her switch and quickly ran towards the toilet.
Yi Bai quickly followed up with the video recording formation.
Those who do unrighteousness will surely die. It does not mean that they will not retaliate before the time comes. I will not offend others unless they offend me!
"Don't follow me!"
Yu Xin's two slender thighs were squeezed tightly together. Seeing Yi Bai following behind, she said hurriedly.
"Look at no evil, okay, I won't come!" Yi Bai stopped. As a professional paparazzi, his recording array has naturally been upgraded countless times. Even from a long distance, he can still record high-definition images.
Orientation video.
Seeing that the bitch didn't follow her and laugh at her, Yuxin breathed a sigh of relief. After entering the toilet, she quickly opened the door, then turned on the formation inside to prevent prying eyes, and pulled down her skirt.
The Qi that a fourth-level practitioner needs to use magic power to hold is naturally extraordinary, coupled with the Qi pressure accumulated over such a long period of time.
"boom!"
Almost instantly, there was a deafening loud noise from the direction of the toilet, followed by a super long and super melodious voice: "Huh...".
Fortunately, Yuxin reacted quickly and used magic to protect herself, otherwise the water from the toilet would probably splash all over her.
But she didn't know how to block the sound. With such a loud sound, she could imagine how Mo Yu would laugh outside.
Clenching her fists tightly, Yu Xin was going crazy, and she was filled with doubts in her heart.
Why doesn’t Mo Yu have diarrhea after eating?
Is there something wrong with the medicine I prepared? It’s impossible. Could it be that the food has expired? It seems like I need to go back and give it a try!
A quarter of an hour later, Yuxin finally learned how to use magic to cover up the sound without any teacher.
After half a day, Yuxin opened the door expressionlessly and walked out of the toilet.
"Hahaha, Yuxin, aren't you a little fairy? Why do you still fart?"
Yuxin kept silent and continued walking back. To deal with a chattering enemy, silence is the most effective revenge.
Seeing that she didn't answer, Yi Bai deliberately shouted loudly: "You must have pulled it up to your skirt!"
Yuxin opened her eyes wide: "You are talking nonsense, you...you are slandering people's innocence!"
"What innocence? I saw it with my own eyes. The white dress you wore when you went in turned into a red dress when you came out!"
Yuxin's face turned red, and the veins on her forehead popped out, and she argued: "What do you know about cultivators' affairs? I am practicing Taoism and farting!...Can cultivators' affairs be considered farts?"
That’s called changing the tendons and cleansing the marrow, and the harmony between heaven and man!”
As she talked, Yuxin began to hesitate, talking about being close to nature, eliminating impurities, purifying the body, etc.
Yi Bai was laughing so hard that he couldn't stand up straight. The top of the mountain was filled with a happy atmosphere.
If a person wants to succeed, he must be able to take things up and let them go.
In the end, Yuxin comforted herself like this.
What’s face, what’s dignity, what’s shame? It’s all clouds.
Living happily is the real thing!
Let go of everything and feel free!
Since this battle, Yi Bai has completely subdued everyone on Yandang Mountain. Currently, he has a shit shoveling officer, Yu Xin; a fanatic fan, Mo Ji; and several good neighbors who are ready to sacrifice themselves at any time.
...
In the blink of an eye, three long years have been lost silently like sand tightly grasped in the hand.
However, when the sand is lost, you can grab another handful; when the flowers wither, you can wait until the next spring to bloom again; when childhood passes, you can never come back.
Yuxin has grown into a seventeen-year-old girl, plump and graceful, like an orchid in the empty valley.
Of course, this is what she looks like on the surface, but behind the scenes she is a new-age literary and artistic woman who has completely liberated herself.
He is proficient in poetry, poetry, calligraphy, chess, calligraphy and painting, eighteen kinds of martial arts, various housework, and especially has excellent research on poisons.
However, with the deepening of various skills, Yuxin became more and more aware of Mo Yu's unfathomable depth.
You must know that she is now the top in the mainland, a fifth-level Nascent Soul cultivator and a martial arts expert in the fifth-level True Martial Realm, but she still can't do anything with Mo Yu.
Even if I try to hold him up and not pay attention, I can't even try to pull out a hair and use it as a magic weapon.
She had seen the role of her master's black sword in the catastrophe. It was indestructible.
Looking at Mo Yu's black hair, in her eyes, he is just a rat wearing a top-notch flying sword all day long. It is really a waste.
Of course, she also paid a huge price for this hair plucking incident.
Just like a dragon with reverse scales, which makes it angry when touched, this soft, shiny and dense black hair is Yi Bai's reverse scales, and he exploded at that time.
He directly pushed Yuxin to the ground and gave her a beating. Then for a year, she cooked at least ten dishes for each meal. If they didn't taste good, they would compete with each other by force.
Thanks to Yi Bai, she was beaten every day and treated with heavenly materials and earthly treasures every day. Unknowingly, Yuxin's physical martial arts cultivation had caught up with hers.
At such an age and in such a state, Yuxin is still very proud. She can be said to be the first genius in the Eastern Continent in thousands of years.
Although the way to advance may be different from ordinary people, don't worry about those details, the results are the most important.