Hearing the sound of his mother knocking on the door and shouting, Yi Bai rubbed his eyes and felt helpless: "You are already a practitioner, how can you eat?"
"Can't you get up? If you don't get up, I will lift the quilt off you!"
"Okay, okay, I'll get up!"
This time, I had been away for decades. When I first came home, my parents were still caring and caring about Yi Bai.
After staying at home for half a month, things started to change.
Neither is this, nor is that.
I'm looking at my sister's treatment. She gets everything she wants, good food and drink, and she can sleep as long as she wants.
hapiness!
Judging from Yi Bai’s years of experience as a son, it would be better to have a daughter in the future!
Slowly pulling at the unknown spiritual food in the bowl, Yi Bai began to be in a daze, missing the purple snake a little bit.
It's a pity that he doesn't have the ability to find it now. Fortunately, Red Dawn has a world teleportation service, but it requires internal point redemption.
"The system is being upgraded..."
There may be a lot of changes in this system upgrade. The upgrade has not been completed yet, so Yi Bai has been idle.
I'm used to cheating in life and don't want to work hard at all.
"Er, how are you? Is today's meal delicious?"
Yi Bai nodded and replied in agreement: "It's delicious! It's simply a delicacy in the world. This little thing is not enough for me. Mom will cook more in the future!"
Based on past experience, if the answer is not good, it will not end well.
Yi Ma nodded with satisfaction.
Nowadays, in the era of interstellar and spiritual practice, many families have even canceled the three meals a day.
Because of the need for cultivation, the time for work and rest is not fixed at all. If you are hungry, just take a sip of the spiritual liquid. It has various flavors, convenient and fast, and you can feel full and well-fed in one second!
There are even some rich kids who simply soak in nutrient solution all day and night to practice or play virtual games.
After all, if the game is realistic, it will be much more fun than the average woman.
Only the Yi family, unless they break through seclusion and have to eat every day under the strong request of Yi's mother. Relationships need to be maintained. Otherwise, if they don't see each other all year round, wouldn't they become strangers?
After dinner, his sister went on a business trip, and his parents were going to play virtual games. No one was there to play with him. As soon as the dishes and chopsticks were thrown away, Yi Bai lay down on the sofa and opened the virtual desktop and started browsing short videos.
It is impossible to practice spiritual practice. You can only live your life by eating, sleeping, watching videos, and playing games.
There had been too much pressure in the past period, and Yi Bai felt that he needed to relax.
As for other news interviews and visits to the monastery, Yi Bai didn't care about any of them.
Nowadays, Yijiacun is the leading force in the entire interstellar world, with more than a dozen strong men in the cultivation world occupying high positions in the entire Qin Dynasty.
Coupled with various elixirs, the industry of Lingzhi Farm is related to the livelihood of hundreds of millions of people in the Qin Dynasty. Yi Bai no longer needs to go out to shock.
Although he can still strive for more with his current strength, but what's the use of having so much money?
Pass it on to future generations?
The descendants are not strong, so why give him so much money to ruin the family?
My descendants are better than me, why do they need me to give them money?
Therefore, Yi Bai continued to be his salty fish with a clear conscience, determined to be the saltiest fish.
"The latest news, Da Qin has now explored the edge of the solar system, the universe 200 million light years away!"
"Who is the person who has reached the farthest planet in the universe? Jin Chengzaki and Noboru Inui."
"The entire area of Mars has been explored, and a monster with a huge mouth was discovered. It will be transported back to the strange zoo in the universe soon."
As a veteran driver, Yi Bai immediately commented below when he saw this news.
The person who hit me gained 3,000 pounds: "Seeing this monster's mouth, I had a bold idea~"
After a while, some idiots started to reply.
The Moon on the Clouds: "I heard that there is a bold idea on the third floor, and I have an immature suggestion below~"
Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: "Analyze calmly, think for a while, and suddenly realize... Shabi on the 3rd floor!"
Red sword: "1"
Confused God of Cooking: "2"
Pine cone oak tower: "10086"
…
I turned to the latest virtual game introduction page "Seeking Truth", and there are more than 100 million people online in real time!
This is also the result of Da Qin's legislative control. Everyone's game time is linked to their cultivation level. If you are addicted to games for a long time and your cultivation level or knowledge declines, you will be banned from logging in.
See the latest game reviews.
But for a lifetime: "Starting from the 11th, I played for 48 hours in addition to eating and sleeping. Then I suddenly realized that this damn game had murdered my life for two days! Rubbish games, wasting my youth, cheating me
Money hurts my body. You... smell so good!"
The spokesperson of this game, Chen Yuqi, also received a lot of praise for her heroic appearance in the black iron suit.
Many men are like male lions. The more violent their tempers, the more likely they are to feel.
There is no doubt that Chen Yuqi's curvy figure and heroic face are in line with many people's fantasies.
Top Comments:
Dao said Jiuwu: The moment I saw her, my mind went blank within a second.
Practice?
Task?
Power?
In an instant, everything became a passing cloud and was thrown out of sight.
Lazy, soft, the sky is clear and the clouds are clear, I have no desires and desires, comfortable and comfortable. I just feel that life should stay at this moment and never go forward again.
Fenghua: The boss is fast!
Governor Li: Huh, I'm faster than him!
…
Yi Bai looked confused. What's there to argue about? The brain circuits of netizens are completely different from ordinary people, and they can't understand it at all.
Turning to the live broadcast page, Yi Bai saw that his former shit remover had now become a big anchor, and he could see it directly on the homepage.
The older he gets, the fewer friends he has. Feeling nostalgic, Yi Bai went in to take a look.
"Supreme "The person who beat me gained three thousand pounds" enters the room, everyone is welcome!"
As soon as he entered the room, as a master of cultivation, Yi Bai was immediately reminded by the system that this is the treatment of Tianbang, and he is a special one wherever he goes.
This is also to take care of ordinary people. Sometimes netizens are in a bad mood and suddenly want to troll someone. If they accidentally troll someone, they may call them along the network cable.
"Worship the boss!"
"1"
"2"
"10086"
…
Suddenly, a bunch of compliments and respectful comments flashed across the screen.
Don’t dare to mess with the master of spiritual practice, don’t dare to mess with him!
Jiajia's screen was naturally black while she was live streaming the game, so she had to start talking nonsense while waiting for her resurrection.
"Here, the anchor has paid, why is the screen different from mine?"
"Hahaha……"
Jiajia pretended not to notice: "Today I will teach you a little common sense in life to improve your emotional intelligence."
"Change 'thank you' to 'thank you'; change 'whatever' to 'it's up to you';
"Change 'I can't' to 'I can learn'; change 'Do you understand?' to 'Did I understand?'"
Yi Bai immediately replied: "Wife: Will you cheat? Husband: No, I can learn!"
The colorful and prominent floating speech directly detonated the barrage.
"Hahahaha...big brother 666."
"Teacher: Do you know how to smoke? You can learn!"
"Mom: Can you learn to fall in love? You can learn!"
"Wife: Do you know how to cheat? You can learn!"
…
"Huh?" Jiajia was choked up all of a sudden, and the situation was very embarrassing for a while.
However, this ability to choke? Could it be that Yi Bai is back?
My eyes lit up, but it was live broadcasting. As a big live broadcaster with hundreds of millions of followers, I couldn't give up.
When Jiajia saw the characters resurrected, she quickly changed the topic: "Come on, today Jiajia will show you the various ways to die in this game!"