"I like you so much, can't you give me a chance!?"
"I like Peng Yuyan so much, has he given me a chance?"
Listening to the sound that seemed to be a couple quarreling, Crocodile Ancestor slowly woke up. After all, he was a demon saint with a powerful body.
It was a dark and windy night, and the human form was lying naked on the side of a small lake. Although the water in the small lake was thick black, it also exuded a disgusting and pungent smell.
But Crocodile Ancestor felt that the wind was so cool tonight.
I was not beaten to death? It’s great to be alive!
"I can't even ask you to buy me a bag, but you still want me to be your girlfriend?"
"It's so expensive, and it doesn't add any attributes! It's useless."
It's noisy!
I was enjoying the joy of life, but these two people were always chattering next to me. Isn't it good to be alive at night?
Given Crocodile Ancestor's temperament, he was naturally rude and ready to grab these two two-legged sheep and gnaw them with just a move of his fingers.
[Dip, there is a tendency to commit crimes, the merit points are negative, punishment]
"Ah!" As a dignified demon saint, he has never endured any kind of pain, but at this moment, Crocodile Ancestor still couldn't hold back his cry.
His body suddenly became extremely sensitive. When the wind hit his body, it seemed like it was being cut into pieces by a thousand knives. There was also the pungent smell that was amplified tens of millions of times. The soil under him seemed to have turned into a mountain of knives, cutting his body apart.
.
The most important thing is that my soul is about to burst, and I can't even keep my will awake. There is only one feeling, pain!
Two more people appeared.
"Husband, someone seems to be shouting?"
"Where did the crow come from in this wilderness? It must be a crow. You don't know this bit of common sense?"
"If you didn't always show off your knowledge, we would have a lot less quarrels."
"Are you talking about a quarrel?"
"Snapped!"
"Why did you hit me? Still hitting me?..."
"Honey, don't run away, it's too dark here, I'm so scared!"
"Come after me. If you catch me, I will let you have fun..."
…
Seconds passed like years. Three hours later, the night became darker and the breeze blew. Crocodile Ancestor's body was shocked and he was stunned in place.
At this moment, he seemed to feel that the night wind was not so cool anymore.
No matter how cold it is... can you feel as cold as you feel now? Raise your head, otherwise the crown will fall off!
He has always been a cruel crocodile ancestor, and a few tears slowly flowed from the corners of his eyes.
I...it's so difficult for me!
He stood up slowly and walked towards the bright place in the distance with dull eyes. There seemed to be someone there, so he could ask where this place was.
He misses home!
"Husband, it seems like your son is kicking me in the stomach!"
"Don't be angry, don't be angry, wife, didn't you see that I was using a stick to teach him a lesson?" the man gasped.
Listening to the words spoken by the two people in front of him that he did not understand, Crocodile Ancestor seemed to have understood his situation at this time. Then he smiled elegantly and asked: "Excuse me, is anyone here?"
"Ah, there is someone!"
"Damn it, my wife is wearing clothes!"
"Friend, don't leave!" Crocodile Ancestor became anxious and quickly chased after him.
"Pa!", accidentally stepped on a pool of white turbid liquid.
[Hey, killing hundreds of millions of creatures is a heinous crime, and the merit is worth 300 million, punishment!]
Crocodile Ancestor slowly raised his feet, confused, what happened?
"Ah!", huge screams spread to far away places, and soon many strange legends were left here.
…
After a full sleep, Yi Bai came to earth.
Sure enough, human beings are still as reliable as ever without spiritual power, the ozone layer hole, smog, pollution, food containing all kinds of weird things...
This earth is not like Yi Bai's hometown, which was unified thousands of years ago. This small planet actually has an astonishing hundreds of countries, thousands of languages, and wars and deaths almost every day.
Yi Bai, who has closed his sense of taste, finds it novel to visit here. The Chinese here actually claim to be descendants of Yan and Huang, descendants of the dragon.
Some people even swore to him that they had seen a dragon, and even introduced him to Dongguan and what special services they said he had.
As a veteran driver, Yi Bai almost believed him, but fortunately, he stopped at the brink and found his way back.
Of course, it's also because the environment in this world has been utterly corrupted by humans, and the so-called beauties are simply unsightly in Yi Bai's eyes.
On the contrary, the entertainment industry in this world made Yi Bai very happy, especially the various strange novels that he read with great interest and learned a lot of strange knowledge.
for example:
Question: What does Wen Ai mean? Answer: Chat with **.
In the face of material things and love, I resolutely chose love, so I married a 68-year-old rich woman.
…
"Big news, big news, countries around the world have signed a global unified contract, and we will all have a common name from now on, Earthlings!"
"Real or fake? Are you kidding me? What will be the official language and writing of the earth in the future? Who will be in power? How to calculate welfare, jobs, housing...?"
"Why are you lying to me? The contract has been signed. Countries have held press conferences on the issues you are considering and are determined to provide solutions within two years."
"Fuck, really, it's amazing! I suspect there is a big conspiracy! Alien, or weird?"
…
Yi Bai was playing a game similar to League of Legends in his hometown in a luxurious Internet cafe. When he saw that his newly purchased mobile phone kept pushing messages, he understood that the saint in charge of this galaxy area should have taken action.
This was the beginning of his establishment of a new order.
Changsheng can tightly tie 90% of the strong men to his chariot. In this world of strong men who can explode stars with one punch, with these strong men, Yi Bai can do everything he wants to do.
"Call my husband, don't push the tower!"
Seeing the enemy's speech on the public screen of the game, Yi Bai snorted coldly, and an afterimage almost appeared on the keyboard.
"Husband, husband!"
"Husband?"
"I don't understand you guys very well!"
There is actually a girl among his teammates? But it has nothing to do with Yi Bai, and he doesn’t like her anyway.
Then Yi Bai looked at the other person's avatar expectantly.
Then he watched helplessly as his tower was torn down.
Damn, don’t you trust me?
Yi Bai's vast thoughts directly followed the network cable to find the location where the person just spoke.
Turns out to be a primary school student?
“When I wake up in the morning, I know how to play games and don’t even go to online classes!”
"Stop waiting, get in quickly!" a young woman yelled at the primary school student.
The primary school student's joy of victory suddenly disappeared, and he said aggrievedly: "Mom, this is how you yelled at Dad at night!"
"You little brat, are you talking to your mother like this?"
"Pah! I'll beat you to death!"
"Wow!"
…
Seeing that the primary school student was beaten so brutally, Yi Bai's thoughts retreated with satisfaction. This is the price of breaking one's word!
"Emperor Mo, Ye Fan wants to see you!"
Standing outside the Internet cafe, Ye Fan looked very complicated. How did such a goblin become the emperor? It completely subverted his cognition.
The Void Emperor he was most familiar with spent his whole life fighting, and finally lived for seven thousand years after ascending to the throne, setting a record for the shortest life among the emperors in history.
Where is this person in front of me? Ye Fan doesn't know that if he is so happy, his life span will at least be at the forefront.
"What's the matter?" Yi Bai's voice echoed directly in Ye Fan's mind.
After calming down, Ye Fan said slowly: "To trouble the emperor, I just want to ask a few questions. Are there immortals in this world? What kind of state can one live forever?"
“How should I repay the kindness of raising someone?”
