"Hey, it's not fun to spend money after getting married. I always want to save money so that if something happens to the family, it won't break up!"
"Ha, it's better to be single. As big as my brother is, I can eat whatever I want! He said I have to eat it while I'm growing, otherwise I'll be like bean sprouts and won't be able to lift bricks in the future."
"Brother!"
…
Looking at these two useless doormen, Shu Tai's eyes flashed with disdain and he walked directly in front of them.
With his immortal god-level strength, these trash can't even see him if he doesn't want to.
"We are both members of the Rat Clan, and as an immortal god, I can only live in obscurity, but they, the little bug-like juniors, can still care for their husbands and raise their children? Can they still go to get off work openly, eat, drink and have fun?"
"When Luo Feng comes over, let's just destroy this evil planet!" A cruel idea flashed through Shu Tai's mind.
Regardless of whether this operation succeeds or fails, he will not survive.
As high-ranking immortal gods, it is their honor and luck that these juniors can die in his hands and be buried with him.
"Dip, beep, beep!"
"Some strange and unregistered creatures broke into the base! Some strange and unregistered creatures broke into the base!..."
The piercing alarm sounded instantly throughout the base.
Shu Tai paused in his steps, with a look of disbelief on his face.
How can it be?
How could the indigenous demon clan of this small planet discover their arrival?
Is it a coincidence that other creatures happened to break in?
With Shu Tai's thinking speed, he had considered thousands of situations at this moment, and finally determined that it was a misunderstanding.
His expression gradually calmed down. Now the earth is under the strict surveillance of Virtual Universe Company, and any slightest disturbance may make him disappear into ashes.
This rat clan actually made him panic for a moment, adding another death sentence!
What happened next also convinced Ratta that what she was thinking was a misunderstanding.
There are many rats running around, completely unaware of where the enemy is.
With his hands behind his back and looking proudly at his dying comrades, Shuta slowly moved forward in the direction of the large army.
Mouse Palace!
Looking at this huge manor with carved buildings and painted buildings, quiet and elegant, Mrs. Shu felt increasingly uncomfortable.
"Protect the king!"
"Hurry to the king and let the king protect us!"
"Pah! What are you telling the truth? It's obviously us who are going to protect the king!"
…
A bunch of trash!
A look of disdain appeared on Tai Shu's face and he continued to move forward.
In the palace, Yi Bai naturally discovered the intruder. With his current peak state as Lord of the Universe, he controls time and space, and no one can run wild on his territory.
Walking so slowly makes me impatient to wait. I will come in later and give you a good beating anyway!
Yi Bai boredly took out his communicator and sent a message to an interesting girl he met online.
"Hey, I really want to have a girlfriend!"
Moon: "You are so handsome, how can you not have a girlfriend!"
Yi Bai: "In today's world, what's the point of being handsome? I'm almost going crazy with poverty!"
"Let me advertise: every morning I do 200 push-ups, 200 sit-ups, 200 squats with a weight of 50 kilograms, and practice yoga for an hour in the evening. If an aunt I like calls me, I don't like people who are younger than me.
, I like a mature, steady, and kind-hearted older sister as my girlfriend.”
Moon: "Pfft! The rich woman is happy with the fire, the steel balls, the smelly meat licking the coins, and the steel nails stuffing the chickens to understand!"
Yi Bai was stunned. Fortunately, he was an eminent senior Si Ji who could chat with him. He was indeed well-informed.
"Then I'd better go on a blind date!"
Moon: "Why are you so poor and embarrassed to come on a blind date?"
Yi Bai: "Of course, when I got up from the 300-square-meter bed in the morning and was served by more than a dozen maids, I suddenly jumped up and calculated with my fingers. Today there will be a gentle, lovely, beautiful and generous person with stunning beauty.
Kind-hearted girls like me!”
Moon: "You are so lucky, I am! (Shy!)"
Yi Bai: "Haha!"
As one of his netizens, he must have been investigated. Yi Bai seriously suspected that this girl from the Miao ethnic group was a poisoner. Many men would inexplicably like to talk flirtatiously with her.
Although she is talking to him now, there are probably a dozen other dialogue lists, all of which are about people who want to be her brother or father.
Lao Siji's mouth is such a liar, you can't believe a word he says!
As soon as he entered Yi Bai's palace, Mrs. Shu felt a sadness in her heart.
I am also a member of the rat tribe, so I humble myself and accept humiliation!
As for the natives of this remote planet, they have good food and drink, and there are so many young people with good-looking faces and graceful figures who dress them up, give them massages and give them food!
It’s simply unbearable!
The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and finally Shu Tai could not help but appear in front of Yi Bai.
The maids were stunned for a moment when they saw the stranger suddenly appearing, but they did not panic. This was not the first time in recent days.
The Rat King is invincible!
This isn't brainwashing, it's the impression left in their minds by the Rat King's countless times of downplaying his enemies.
Yi Bai waved his hand: "Go down and prepare some delicious dishes to entertain our guests from afar!"
"yes!"
More than a dozen thin and plump maids bowed, happily joked with each other, and left holding hands.
They come here to work and can resign and leave at any time if they are not happy, but there are not many restrictions.
I just want to get closer to the king to do this job.
"You know the truth! Okay, let's not talk nonsense. I am the messenger from the Monster Clan. As long as you obey our orders, I can give you a chance to officially join our 'peak tribe' Monster Clan!" Shu Tai asked disdainfully.
A chair was ready, with legs crossed and a casual look on his face. He was tasting the food and giving orders to Yi Baiyi.
"Oh, by the way, I think these little girls in your tribe have good qualifications, but their level is really low. Go find dozens of them and come to my room at night, and I will guide them well."
Without waiting for Yi Bai to answer, Shu Tai continued: "Don't worry, I will definitely give you everything I have!"
Yi Bai sighed, the tree seemed to be quiet but the wind stopped.
Why do so many idiots just break into his house without investigating? Can't a remote indigenous planet produce strong people?
After a while, a new prisoner named "Rat Da" with an indefinite term of labor reform was added to the Rat Clan's construction site!
"Wow!"
There was a ripple in the space, and a fat orange cat squeezed out of it.
"I didn't expect that I was mistaken! There is data that clearly records that you were born less than ten years ago. It turns out that you are a peerless genius that our demon clan has not produced for hundreds of millions of years!"
The orange cat looked at Yi Bai in amazement, with a hint of longing in his eyes.
"Be my shit shoveler, no, be my apprentice!" The orange cat extended its paws and greeted Yi Bai affectionately.
Yi Bai scratched his head: "You monster clan are eels? You were threatening me just now, and now you want to accept me as your apprentice? Don't you want to lose face?"
The orange cat said arrogantly: "Yes, we do evil things, make people trip, beat people up, curse and kill people, but we are here to protect the good life of our demon clan, aren't we?"
Yi Bai:……
It makes so much sense, I'm speechless!
"Pah, pah, pah!"
Half a day later, the Rat clan had a new guest, Lord Meow.
Anyway, with Yi Bai's current strength, as long as the human race is not a fool, they will not force him away, and it doesn't matter if he offends the demon race or not.
The key is that among the six major ethnic groups in the universe, only the human race has a 100% realistic virtual universe that completely simulates the original laws of the universe. None of the other ethnic groups, including the mechanical race, have one.
If you go out on your own, you won't have anything to do. If you worry about it every day, it's better to stay in the human race.
After a while, join the human race and get more permissions!
Yi Bai played the virtual game, looked at the glittering recharge page, and made up his mind.