Major events that happen in the heaven will explode in the virtual world in an instant, and everyone loves to watch the jokes in the heaven.
Netizens in the virtual world burst into tears instantly. Erlang Zhenjun did what he said and did not forget his original intention.
They are already gods in heaven. Apart from doing so many good deeds and accumulating merit every day, they still have time to peek at Fairy Chang'e.
"Shocked! Master of time management?"
"The true king's only pastime, Fairy Chang'e, how beautiful are you?"
"Would you like to read the fairy photo album that Yang Jian is reading?"
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Looking blankly at the countless posts on the forum, Yang Jian felt that he had died socially.
Seeing Mo Yu and Nezha happily eating and drinking across the table, Yang Jian even wanted to turn the table over.
Eat shit, you!
Then he carefully calculated the combat effectiveness of both the enemy and ourselves. After waiting for a while, Yang Jian calmly asked: "Mo Yu, where are my parents?"
"Don't worry, they are living a very happy life. Your mother seems to be pregnant again recently!" Mo Yu said happily after taking a mouthful of peanuts.
Yang Jian's reputation in the world is quite good, and many top chefs love to come here to cook for him.
Yang Jian was stunned for a moment and became even more sad. He is really his biological father and mother. Do you know how I have lived these years?
But fortunately, my parents are still there!
Seeing Mo Yu and Nezha drinking happily, Yang Jian couldn't help it. He finally solved what he had been thinking about, and now he wants to have a good drink!
"Come on, do it!"
When men drink together, the atmosphere will definitely become more and more exciting as they drink, especially since everyone is handsome and they feel sympathy for each other.
"Hey, Erlang, have you heard that another strange thing happened in heaven recently, but it was covered up by your heat."
Yi Bai's eyes lit up, there was gossip! He asked curiously: "What happened?"
Nezha looked at the empty white jade wine glass in front of him and fell into deep thought.
Yi Bai quickly filled it up for him, and the sage himself poured it for him. It would be enough for him to boast about in the future.
"Hmm...!" Nezha sipped with satisfaction. I don't know where Mo Yu borrowed this wine. It tastes endless. He will borrow more next time.
Faced with the two people's curious gazes, Nezha shared a sinking post with them.
By the time they read the post, I could eat more food and drink more wine.
"What a stroke of wit on my part!"
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"As we all know, although the Heavenly Court is the orthodoxy of the Three Realms, the saints support the Jade Emperor's rule on the face of it. But what is the specific situation... Haha, I understand everything!"
"A few days ago, something quite embarrassing happened in Heaven, but it was covered up by Zhenjun's hobbies."
"Before talking about the matter, let's strongly condemn Zhenjun. Why don't you call me for such a good deed?"
"The specific situation is that although the Heavenly Court seems to have strong men and horses, there are not many people who obey the Jade Emperor's orders. Therefore, despite the public outrage, Yang Jian was beaten with a bruised nose and face, and was fined several hundred years of salary in the end.
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"So the Jade Emperor is still the same as usual. If he knows there are powerful people in the world, he will usually recruit them to join the heaven."
"This time our protagonist: Sun Wukong is a mortal practitioner. I don't know where he cultivated the magical powers of Xuanmen: the seventy-two transformations of earth evil, somersault clouds, and even his cultivation has reached the level of a heavenly being."
"The ignorant are fearless. It is said that this Sun Wukong went to the Dragon Palace and demanded the Dinghai Divine Needle and a set of battle clothes. He also made a fuss in the underworld and burned the supplementary book of life and death."
"I can only say that he is really lucky if he can survive! Or I guess there is a powerful plan behind it!"
"Subsequently, I don't know what the Jade Emperor thought, but he recruited Sun Wukong to the heaven as Bi Ma Wen."
"This Bi Ma Wen is a real rich man. He is responsible for all matters related to the one hundred thousand celestial horses in heaven. I don't need to explain how many benefits there are. Hmm? Those who understand will naturally understand!"
"It seems that our Jade Emperor attaches great importance to talents! If you are unable to survive the three disasters and nine disasters, you can consider going to heaven to become a long-lasting god and live as long as heaven."
"Now that the commercial is over, let's continue talking about Sun Wukong. It's obvious that Sun Wukong doesn't have much experience in the virtual world. He doesn't know how to take advantage of it. He has a bad temper and doesn't know what it means to be human and worldly."
"It is said that one day, on a whim, he asked his subordinates who his senior official was in heaven. When he heard the word 'unfashionable', he was filled with righteous indignation and ran away from Nantianmen..."
"When I heard the news, I was dumbfounded!!! Where did this weirdo learn his skills? If you don't want to do this anymore, at least resign so that everyone can get together and relax!"
"Now it's okay to be a deserter. The Jade Emperor's face is gone."
"What is the most important thing for a big shot? Of course it's face! I heard that the Jade Emperor gave a direct order to send heavenly soldiers and generals to capture him in the lower realms. He will be tortured to see a monkey while alive, and a corpse to be killed!"
"It's a pity. If I had known that Bi Mawen was so tough, I would have established a good relationship first. Maybe I would be an immortal official now!"
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After watching it for a while, Yi Bai started to shake his head. This poster obviously knew the art of writing a lot. He made a lot of comments about a small matter. No wonder it sank so quickly.
If he were to write it, he would first write the title "Shocking, the grudges and grudges between the Jade Emperor and the Monkey" and it would be a hit!
Looking up, Yi Bai was really shocked.
At this moment, Nezha actually finished all the food on the table, and even the last glass of wine was left in his hand.
"Shut up and let go!"
Yi Bai pounced directly.
After Yang Jian read the post, he felt instantly comfortable. Seeing the two bad friends rushing together, he laughed and quickly started recording the video.
If you stay with Mo Yu for a long time, you will suffer a loss if you don't learn bad things!
After a quarrel for a while, Yi Bai finally got the better of him and successfully pinned Nezha down, finishing the last glass of wine with great satisfaction.
Yang Jian was also very satisfied. He quickly created more than a dozen layers of encrypted files, then saved the video deeply, and then mass-sent the encrypted files to hundreds of subordinates for them to keep them safe.
Obviously, after many years of getting along, Yang Jian already knew that Mo Yu had relatively large authority in the virtual network.
After drinking, the maids came in to clean up, and the three of them went out together, lying down on the roof in different postures.
The sky is like ink.
Looking up into the distance, the surrounding wilderness is desolate, surrounded by only one brightly lit place, giving it a primitive and rough tension.
The scene became quiet for a moment.
After a moment of silence, Yang Jian suddenly spoke: "Nezha, what do you think of the current rules of heaven?"
Nezha thought for a moment and shook his head: "I don't know, I think it's okay."
"Mo Yu, what about you?" Yang Jian continued to ask.
Yi Bai was stunned for a moment: "I'm not from Heaven. What does Heaven's Rules have to do with me?"
"With heavenly rules, we, the gods and immortals with great supernatural powers, can be restrained and ensure the harmonious operation of this world."
"He is necessary!" Yang Jian said seriously.
"However, I don't know who made this rule, but I feel that some parts are very unreasonable. For example, if a god talks about love in secret, he should be punished!"
"I want to change the rules of heaven!" In front of two capable and close friends, Yang Jian finally expressed the rebellious thought that had been in his heart for a long time.
Yi Bai and Nezha looked at each other and hesitated for a second.
Nezha: "My father is seriously ill, please say goodbye!"
Yi Bai: "Kidney deficiency, it's time to go back and take medicine. Say goodbye!"
Looking at the two scammers who disappeared in an instant, Yang Jian laughed, shook his head and went back to accumulate merit.
If you want to do great things, you must have merit.