In the cinema, the people watching movies are not just ordinary audiences, but also professional film critics.
Compared with ordinary people, they have much more content to see, and they are also more professional.
I found a seat and sat down, and soon the video started playing.
He Chunming was bored and was going to take out his mobile phone and play a few games to pass the time. Each game lasted twenty minutes, and five or six games at most would be the end of the movie.
"Don't you like watching Fang Jing's movies?" His girlfriend asked dissatisfiedly when she saw him taking out his mobile phone, "If you don't like it, don't force it."
"No way! I was afraid of being disturbed, so I took it out and turned it off!" He forced a smile on his face, how could He Chunming dare to say no, Fang Jing was her idol.
Looking at her best friend next to her, the girl turned around and whispered: "We'll watch another show after they leave later!"
"hiss!!"
His spirit was shaken, He Chunming nodded knowingly, and subconsciously touched the ID card in his pocket. Did it finally come in handy?
Fang Jing is actually not so annoying!
At the beginning of the film, several big blood-red characters "人在囧路" float by.
Directed by Xu Zheng, starring Fang Jing and Xu Zheng.
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"Boss, when will the wages be paid? The Chinese New Year is coming soon, can you give me some money to go home for the Chinese New Year?"
"Yes, boss, my family is still waiting for my money. Please do me a favor and pay your salary."
At the beginning of the scene, it is almost Chinese New Year, and a group of workers are asking for wages from their boss. It is hard to imagine that this is the attitude of a creditor who wants to pay debts. The words are so humble that he almost kneels down.
They say it is the uncle who owes money, and he deserves his reputation.
The film critic nodded silently, picked up the small notebook in his hand and wrote down the first two words of tragedy.
Judging from the trailer previously released by people on Jiaotu, this is a comedy, but the beginning of the film is not very festive, but a bit sad.
Is this an implicit social phenomenon?
"Even if you force me to death, I don't have any money. I also have a family and a young child, and I have people to support, and I haven't paid off my project payment. If I give you money, who will give me money?"
The boss was not very eloquent. After explaining a set of principles, the workers were stunned for a long time. They were speechless for a long time. In the end, maybe because of their conscience, he left a pile of IOUs written by others, totaling 80,000 yuan.
Distribute it to the workers and let them collect it themselves.
After going out, the boss got into a Mercedes-Benz and drove away.
It's ironic that a boss who rides in a Mercedes-Benz, wears a suit and has a female secretary by his side at all times, can't even afford 80,000 yuan.
In the first eight minutes, there was not a single laugh in the cinema. Instead, it was a bit depressing, and many people wanted to leave.
The Chinese New Year is almost here, why are you going to watch a movie to have fun and make your face burst into tears? Are you looking for abuse?
In the theater, someone started whispering.
"I came here to watch Fang Jing. I didn't expect it to be this kind of movie. It's not funny at all."
"I think it's good. The story is very interesting. If you hadn't reminded me just now, I wouldn't have paid attention to Fang Jing."
"Did Fang Jing make a mistake? Isn't it promised to be a comedy? This is just a tragedy. Isn't it going to be about workers getting their legs broken while asking for wages, and then the relevant departments intervene to solve the problem, and everyone is happy?"
Not only the audience has doubts, but several film critics also have this idea, Cao Yanjiang is one of them.
However, she thinks from a different perspective than the audience. She studied the trailer carefully before coming. This is indeed a comedy.
The previous part of asking for salary is probably just a foreshadowing, the fun part should be on the road to asking for salary.
In the tenth minute, after some discussion, the worker Niu Geng, played by Fang Jing, decided to take all the IOUs alone and go to Shacheng thousands of miles away to ask for wages.
The others were all uncles in their forties, fifties, fifties or sixties. They had no education, could not travel such a long distance, and did not know how to find people.
He is the youngest among the group and has traveled the most.
In order to get money quickly, Niu Geng planned to spend a lot of money and take a plane to Shacheng.
"Hahaha!!!!"
At the airport, when they saw the conversation between Niu Geng and the security inspector, the audience covered their faces and couldn't laugh or cry.
"This is really a talent. When I'm on a plane, I ask someone if they have a seated ticket or a standing ticket."
"My brother is a cruel man. He carries pots, pans, and kitchen knives with him."
"I just want to ask how you drink so much milk without vomiting?"
The film critic in the front row nodded with satisfaction, smiling and writing down the reasons for the laughter in his notebook.
After getting on the plane, Niu Geng kept laughing. First he felt too bored and asked someone to open the window for him, and then he got airsick and wanted to vomit. Xu Zheng, who played the role of Li Chenggong, was about to hand him a bag when Niu Geng turned his head and gave him all the milk he had in his mouth.
Swallowed it back.
In the theater, everyone swallowed their saliva in unison. In addition to finding it funny, they also felt a little disgusting.
Knowing that the movie is all fake, yet still being able to swallow the vomited food is a severe blow to the eyes.
"I want to go down, please stop!"
When the plane flew high into the sky, Niu Geng acted mischievously again and shouted to get off. Li Chenggong, who was sitting next to him, explained impatiently, "How can it stop when it's already flying into the sky? Do you think it's a bus?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the stewardess shouting that there was an airflow ahead and the plane would return the way it came.
Having lost his plane, Niu Geng changed trains and happened to meet Li Chenggong again. The two were traveling together. Unexpectedly, they met scalpers and bought fake train tickets.
The money is spent, not to mention the warmth!
I took a bus, but the bus broke down, I stayed in a hotel, and was locked out in the middle of the night. I finally won a car in a lottery, but it overturned on the way.
Burdock's crow's mouth was very clever, and Li Chenggong, who followed him along the way, suffered a lot. He was the one who got hurt every time.
This embarrassing journey was very funny, with an average of one laugh every five minutes. The audience's mouths have not closed since the airport, and some even burst into tears from laughter.
The final result of the film is also very heartwarming. Li Chenggong did not divorce his original wife, and Niu Geng also received his salary.
When the two met again, their clothes had changed. Niang Geng fulfilled his dream and opened a cake shop.
"The story is simple but not vulgar. It has a certain reflective meaning. The comedy effect is excellent. The actors' performances are perfect. It has great potential at the box office. It is a dark horse. It has a box office of at least 500 million. Overall, it scores 8 points!"
After looking at the audience's reaction, the film critic took note of this and then left.
At twelve o'clock in the evening, in front of the cinema.
"Xiao Ming, it's already this point, I might not be able to go back."
"It's okay, I brought my ID card." He Chunming smiled and took out the ID card he had prepared.
Now it's just the two of them, and his girlfriend's best friend has already left, so no one will bother them at last.
Blushing, the girl smiled and said, "Are you prepared for this?"
After touching the ID card in the bag, the girl didn't tell her that she had brought it with her. It was originally just in case, but now it seems that it is no longer needed.
"That's right, I've been waiting for this day for a long time. Come on, baby, I'm going to stay up all night tonight."
Impatient, He Chunming took a taxi, arrived at an Internet cafe in ten minutes, turned on the computer skillfully, and started playing League of Legends.
He is now a junior in college, and he met his girlfriend while playing games, and she is his master.
He usually has to go to school, but this is a rare opportunity. Today, he and his girlfriend will use two swords to kill the opponent without leaving a trace.
"Hey, why aren't you online yet? Don't you have your ID card? Are you applying for a temporary card?"
When he turned around, He Chunming saw his girlfriend staying where she was and thought she didn't bring her ID card.