Tongtong was so speechless that he rolled his eyes. The few of you can tell a story just by wandering your eyes. I really don’t understand what the meaning of life is for you people.
I'd better read my book carefully. I am determined to go to college. How can I be like you losers who love to fantasize every day? I can only fantasize about the class teacher or the principal?
Why does it taste so heavy?
When I was admitted to college, I had to choose from rows of handsome guys, and this small forest could not block my eyes.
Well, when it comes to finding a boyfriend, I have my own clear standards: the family does not need to be too rich; the appearance does not need to be too outstanding, just look like any celebrity, not someone like Zhao Benshan.
He must have a good temper. If I slap him with an ivy, he can't even fight back!
Talent is definitely the most important thing. You need to be able to write online articles and sign contracts! You can give lectures, sing, tell jokes, martial arts, and basketball. It’s just for barbarians.
Principal Li said something on the stage, but she didn't listen to a word. She was just sculpting the character, which was almost finished.
When the time comes, should I take the initiative to pursue it, or should I take the initiative to pursue it?
Such people should be very popular. If they don't take the initiative, they may be snatched away by other shameless people.
But would it be bad to be too proactive?
Let me first imagine the scene when we met for the first time. He was walking in front and I was following behind. I had to find a way to strike up a conversation. It couldn't be frivolous, but it had to be reasonable and well-founded.
"Hello, please show me your ID!"
This doesn't work, it's a bit strange.
"Hello, did you drop this brick?"
No, it's too fake.
Or, pretend to fall in front of him?
But what if he doesn't help me?
What if someone else rushes to help me? Should I fall again?
By the way, you can pretend that you have recognized the wrong person. Go up and slap him on the head, 'Hey! Long time no see. Ah... I'm sorry, you have recognized the wrong person. You look like my boyfriend!'
That's not right. How come I haven't seen my boyfriend for a long time? Besides, I can't let him know that I have a boyfriend. What a mess, I don't have a boyfriend in the first place!
Who cares, I just recognized the wrong person, so what? Hehe! Hehe!
Principal Li threw a ping-pong ball over and said, "Tongtong, why are you laughing? Is what I said funny?"
"Uh... no, you said it very well. I heard you just said an idiom, and it was so cleverly used that I laughed out loud unconsciously."
"Which idiom?"
"...The sea is in ruins?"
"Did I say the sea is gone and the stone is broken?"
"..."
"Listen carefully and don't be distracted all the time. Look at everyone in your class. They all have mosquito bites on their necks. They are twisting and turning. Is there anything that can be as beautiful as me? No, it is as important as what I say.
Where did I just talk?"
Principal Li forgot his lyrics.
The problem was that no one present listened to what he said, not even the head teacher. He was just looking at the scenery.
Principal Li used his trump card, "Tell me, where did I go?" He asked Yan Xiaoyu.
Yan Xiaoyu flashed her big eyes and looked at the principal innocently, "I'm not you, I don't know where you are going, but she can't say that, and she doesn't dare to say that."
Yan Xiaoyu rolled her eyes and said, "You said nothing is more beautiful than you."
The class teacher smiled and used a beautiful smile to refute Yan Xiaoyu's point of view. In terms of good looks, I am at least a little better than him.
It was all chaos, and there was a commotion in the classroom.
The principal knocked on the table to stabilize the situation, "Forget it, I'll start from the beginning."
Everyone was wailing inwardly.
Tongtong continued to fantasize about her college life, but when she was interrupted by the principal, the character she had almost created disappeared and she had to start from scratch.
Height, appearance, hairstyle, smile...
Well, a freshly handsome guy with his whole body exposed quickly appeared in her consciousness. Next, she continued to fantasize about the scene of their first meeting.
You can pretend to fall, but you can't wear a skirt. Do you need to hold something in your hand? Should you make a pained expression, or should you wear a strong smile? Is your smile too unrestrained?
Oops, it’s really hard to handle!
Forget it, skip this section, assuming that we already know each other, the shameless guy pretends to fall down and wants to steal from me! Well, this plot must be very enjoyable!
How should I fight back?
Grabbing her face? No, why am I so superficial and uncultivated?
I was rushing to help her, but I accidentally stepped on her ankle. Oops, it didn't have to be broken, but it was swollen, and I took the opportunity to fall down too.
Huh, look who you are helping!
Forget it, it’s not fun, let’s change the plot. Suppose I am sick and he comes to see me and buys a lot of fruits, including cucumbers and tomatoes. Are these fruits?
No matter, I don’t like to eat, just tell him that I don’t want to eat and let’s see what he does.
If he asked me carefully what I wanted to eat, I would tell him, "I want to eat pig's trotters, the kind that are badly cooked. Three are enough. Don't buy too many."
I wonder if he will really buy it after hearing this. Wow, I really like to eat it!
"Tongtong! What idiom did I say again that made you drool?" Principal Li was already a little angry.
"I'm sorry, principal. I have an advanced oral ulcer. It hurts and I can't help but drool."
Yan Xiaoyu was elated, haha, today is your day too! Being called on by the principal twice in a row, let’s see where you turn your face!
Tongtong felt the emotion in Yan Xiaoyu's eyes and looked back with disdain, "Hey, what are you pretending to do? You think I don't know what is under your Chinese book? Isn't it the novel "Peach Tree and Fox"? I'm not
Never seen it!”
The principal once again forgot where he was talking. He looked at the table tennis racket in his hand, remained silent for a long time, and then picked it up and patted his head.
"Oh, by the way, I want to talk about the competition. This competition is very important..."
Tongtong feels super bored. Isn't it a waste of time to think blindly for a long time? No, it can't be like this. It's better to hurry up and read water. No, hurry up and read a book.
But she only read the book for a while, and Principal Li's voice was like an annoying fly, buzzing in her ears, and she couldn't calm down at all.
Why is this happening? When you are talking nonsense, your thinking is so agile, but when you are learning code words, it is like your brain is shutting down?
There must be a scientific reason for this.
She looked at Yan Xiaoyu and then at Zhao Jing, hoping to find some reason to calm down.
No, it's just impetuous, inexplicable impetuousness.
She saw the head teacher and asked why the head teacher could be so quiet all the time. By the way, he was looking at the scenery! The scenery must make people quiet.
She also looked out the window.
Outside the window, there is a pastoral dog lying quietly next to a boy and a girl. The three of them form a peaceful and peaceful picture: dog, male, and female.
Tongtong found that her emotions had calmed down, and she quickly opened the book and read it carefully. This time, she finally read it in, and she was still praising how well written this chapter was.