Chapter 886 Dad, you are a big liar, I want to kill you (2/11
The two sisters shouted, stood on opposite sides, less than three meters apart, and attacked each other with water guns.
Two crystal water pillars drew two arcs in the sun, one of which fell on Tongtong, and the other fell on the girl's side.
In the first game, the girl who was the sister won completely!
When she saw this scene, she raised her gun and jumped up and down with joy. But before she could finish celebrating, Tongtong directly crossed the two-meter distance between the two sisters, and aimed the muzzle of her shoulder-mounted water gun at
My sister, who was shouting triumphantly, pulled the trigger.
"Ahem...ah...Tongtong, I'm going to bite you to death!" The girl was so angry that she was laughing with her mouth open just now. Who knew that as soon as Tongtong fired, the water went directly into her mouth.
That's all, there was still some water that she swallowed, which made her cough several times.
Fortunately, this is a stream flowing down from the mountain. It is crystal clear. It would be bad if the water was dirty.
But just like that, the girl went crazy and used a half-meter-long water gun as a stick, chasing Tongtong and beating her.
The angry girl frightened the eldest sister Tongdu who was not afraid of anything.
Tongtong turned around and ran away with a sneaky smile.
Seeing her mother standing not far away, she ran towards her mother very shrewdly, then hid behind her mother, and peeked out her little head to look at her sister who was rushing towards her. The two sisters centered on their mother, surrounding her.
Then my mother started running in circles.
Xia Zekai was walking in front and called them: "Girl, Tongtong, hurry up, there are delicious wild dates ahead."
As soon as he heard that there was something delicious, Tongtong immediately changed his direction and chased after his father.
The girl was afraid that if Tongtong snatched everything away, she would have nothing of her own, so she quickly chased after her father.
Xia Shande, who was sitting in a wheelchair, laughed and cursed: "That food doesn't taste good now. Your grandson is so wicked. Why did you even lie to them both?"
"Hey, grandpa, what if they find it delicious after eating it?" Xia Zekai said.
Luo Xiyun also took two quick steps to catch up.
After Yatou and Tongtong caught up with their father, they quickly asked: "Dad, where is the delicious food?"
"Front, we'll be there soon." Xia Zekai said seriously.
There are many mountains in Yicheng. Luo Xiyun ate wild jujubes a lot when she was a child. She frowned subconsciously when she thought of the taste: "The wild jujubes are so sour."
"Hey, mom, do you want to eat it secretly without giving it to me?" the girl said subconsciously, thinking.
Tongtong didn't believe it either, she said: "Dad said it, it's delicious."
"You two idiots!" Luo Xiyun was too lazy to say anything to them.
Xia Weicheng and Zhou Yinghong, an old couple, followed behind. They couldn't walk very fast.
There were a lot of people coming here to play. When the tourists saw that there were more than a dozen people in their group, and there were seven or eight others who looked like they were not easy to mess with, they all stayed away.
Xia Zekai pushed his grandfather more than 300 meters away and finally saw a few jujube trees. When he saw some small jujubes hanging on them, he said to Wang Yi: "Xiao Wang, help me hold on to the trees."
wheelchair."
"Boss, let me go get it!" After Wang Yi said that, he climbed up in a few strides and picked off all the larger jujubes.
There was a crabapple tree next to it, and he also picked all the yellow and red crabapple fruits.
After Yatou and Tongtong saw it, they were so excited that they jumped up and down to eat. Wang Yi went to wash it off in the nearby stream.
The two little sisters couldn't wait to grab two pills from Wang Yi's hand and threw them directly into their mouths.
But the next moment they both frowned, and their little faces twisted together. Tongtong opened his mouth and started spitting out the jujube residue: "Bah, bah, bah, it's so sour."
"Daddy is bad!" The girl's stomach felt so sour that she vomited all over the floor.
After the sisters vomited cleanly, their little faces were still wrinkled, and they kept spitting out of their mouths, but they were still sore.
When Luo Xiyun saw the appearance of her two daughters, she felt extremely distressed. She forced her husband and said, "Take one and show it to me."
"Yes, daddy, eat one too, or I'll hit you with a water gun." Tongtong had already raised the gun at his dad.
Xia Zekai: "-_-"
He couldn't understand how there could be such a daughter.
The girl thought about how miserable she had been deceived by her father just now, and she also raised her gun towards him: "Dad, eat quickly, hum!"
But what shocked Luo Xiyun was that Xia Zekai threw two yellow crab apples into his mouth and started chewing them.
But Yatou and Tongtong didn't see this scene.
At this time, Tongtong and Yatou felt that they had eaten wrongly. The two of them grabbed another one from their father, but this time the girl grabbed a jujube, while Tongtong took a red crab apple. The little sisters
The two of them carefully took a bite, and the girl vomited all over the floor.
Tongtong was overjoyed and said happily: "It's sweet!"
"Dad, you're lying..." The girl got angry and pulled the trigger, causing a jet of water to fall on Xia Zekai.
Seeing this scene, Tongtong was not to be outdone and sprayed water on her father.
Xia Zekai couldn't fight back and had no choice, so he screamed and ran forward, as if to escape the water guns of the two sisters. This made them forget the unpleasantness just now, and found this game to be very fun, so they chased them behind.
Dad wouldn't let it go until all the water in the gun was sprayed out.
The two sisters were going to fill the stream again.
Luo Xiyun felt particularly relieved when she saw her husband's upper body being soaked by water, and said to him: "You deserve it!"
But seeing the two girls about to attack her father with water guns again, she couldn't bear it and stopped the sisters' second round of attack.
She said: "Look, dad has been soaked. If he sprays again, he will catch a cold. Then no one will make money to buy you toys and delicious food. You two adults don't remember the villain's fault, so let him go."
Bar!"
The girl thought for a while, looked back and forth between her father and her mother, and then said, "If my father can't make money anymore, doesn't he still have his mother?"
Tongtong then said: "Yes, yes, mom can also make money, let me shoot him again."
"Pah!" Luo Xiyun got angry and slapped the two girls on the buttocks. She stared and said, "You have rebelled against us. If you are naughty again, I will throw you down."
Yatou and Tongtong quickly covered their buttocks with their backhands and did not dare to speak.
They are not afraid of their father, but they are afraid of their mother.
They both know very well that their father usually scares them, but their mother really beats them.
Xia Weicheng and Zhou Yinghong caught up and were happy to see their son wet all over.
Fortunately, it is August now, and my son is wearing a blue quick-drying short-sleeved shirt, which makes him feel even cooler after being soaked through.
This was also Xia Zekai's mistake. He expected that the two girls would play with water guns and only brought them a change of clothes, but he never expected that they would target him in the end.
"Zekai, hurry up and wring your clothes to dry the water, or you'll really catch a cold." Luo Xiyun said.
Xia Zekai waved his hand: "What does this mean? Let's go."
But after taking two steps, the water on his shirt began to flow down his body, and his underwear seemed to feel a little wet. This was uncomfortable. He didn't care that there were people around him, so he took off his clothes and wrung out the water.
He took the tissue handed over from his wife and wiped off the water on his body, then put on a wet short-sleeved T-shirt, feeling comfortable when the mountain breeze blew.
The road up the mountain includes winding and smooth roads, as well as rugged mountain roads. Xia Zekai used an electric wheelchair to push his grandfather along the road, which was like a winding road. He looked at the flowers and plants around him and walked up.
There were many wild fruits growing on the side of the road against the mountain, some of which were very red. Xia Zekai picked them and wiped them with paper before eating them.
When the two sisters saw it, they also asked him for it.
At a bend in the mountain road, I also saw a stream and waterfall hanging down from high on the mountain. Many people stood beside it with empty bottles to drink water.
When the girl saw it, she pointed there and shouted: "Dad, I want to drink too."
Xia Shande was also happy when he saw such a stream: "This water comes from the mountains. It should be quite clean. Go and taste it."
Xia Zekai said "Hmm" and was about to find something to pick up the water. Peng Guodong, who was smarter, poured out a bottle of mineral water, then went over with the empty bottle and picked up a bottle of stream water.
"Boss, give it!" Peng Guodong said.
Xia Shande looked at this scene and didn't know what to say.
The corner of Cui Xiaofeng's mouth twitched. He thought that Peng Guodong was really cool!
"Not bad, very clever." Wang Yi praised him.
He knew that what Peng Guodong had just done was impeccable. You can't just drink the water in the bottle and then go get it. Who wants to use a bottle that has been used by others?
Valley bandit
The water from this stream is sweet and refreshing. It is very pleasant to drink in your mouth, but don’t drink too much.
The two sisters rushed to take two sips each. Xia Shande also poured it into the bottle cap and tasted it. Xia Zekai also took a sip. He felt that the water quality was much better than mineral water.
"If we open a water plant here to supply mineral water, we will definitely make money." Xia Zekai muttered.
A middle-aged man passing by heard it and said: "Some people have tried it, but the amount of water in this mountain stream is too small and cannot be supplied at all."
Hearing what he said, Xia Zekai sighed: "Oh, this is a person with a conscience."
Xia Zekai's statement was very novel. The middle-aged man who just talked to him thought about it for a while and understood it. He raised his thumb and praised: "Brother, you still see it thoroughly."
If you meet an unscrupulous person who fills water at random and sells it under the banner of Shanxi, how many people can taste it?
When we reached the mountainside, there was a flat ground. Luo Xiyun saw that her father-in-law and mother-in-law were very tired. She called out to Xia Zekai who was still trying to climb up: "I have to go to you, I can't go up anyway."
Xia Zekai was about to say that she was lazy, but when he turned around, he saw that his parents looked tired and looked ugly. He said, "Forget it, let's find a place to take a rest and see what's delicious."
There are two restaurants on the mountainside, a three-story restaurant, and a house built with color steel plates. There is also a large open space next to the color steel plate house. There are many stainless steel-wrapped squares neatly placed on the open space.
Small tables, each table is equipped with four matzas.
"Grandpa, what do you want to eat?" Xia Zekai asked his grandfather.
It was Xia Shande's first time here. He didn't know which one was delicious, so he said, "You can do whatever you want. I can eat anything."
"That's it, let me go take a look." Xia Zekai scanned around and found that there were many people going to the hotel, but there were more people eating in the open space. He believed that most people's choices would be fine.
"Grandpa, let's go over there too and find a place to cool down under the shade of a tree." Xia Zekai said.
Naturally, Xia Shande would not object, nor would anyone else. When Yatou and Tongtong saw their father pointing to the platform, they ran over directly.
"Boss, help me get some tables." Xia Zekai shouted.
"Okay!" The boss is a middle-aged man wearing an apron. He is the boss and the chef again. He asked: "What do you want to eat?"
"If you have any special dishes, just serve them in three portions." Xia Zekai didn't even bother to look over.
This fresh way of ordering surprised the boss. He raised his head and looked at Xia Zekai carefully, as if he had discovered a new world, and asked in surprise: "Are you Boss Xia?"
"Hey, do you know me?" Xia Zekai asked him, then stretched out his hand to shake the other person's hand.
The middle-aged man said: "Hello, Boss Xia, my name is Ma Peng. I saw you on the Qicheng News a few days ago. I didn't expect to meet you today. Take a look, I'll get you one right now."
Specialties on the table.”
If you meet someone like Xia Zekai who is not short of money, Ma Peng will just buy whatever good stuff he has here.
Three rainbow trout were steamed directly, which is not cheap.
Three pots of wild pheasant mushroom stewed pigeon soup were brought to the table, and two wild pheasants that they specially raised in the mountains were stewed. Each chicken costs two hundred yuan. No one usually orders this, but Boss Xia doesn't care.
Money?
As long as he eats it smoothly, that's fine.
Not to mention, this chicken is very chewy and the meat is very fragrant. It is different from the feeling of an old hen that has been fed for several years and cannot be stewed until it is cooked. After waiting for the dishes to be served, even Yatou and Tongtong ate it alone.
Had a small bowl.
The people eating next to them couldn't help but smack their lips secretly when they saw the dishes on their table.
They know that although this small restaurant is inconspicuous, it does have a lot of good things. Many bosses down the mountain come here specifically to eat.
The prices for some dishes are naturally not cheap.
Xia Zekai separated one of the rainbow trout and gave each of his grandfather, parents, wife and children a piece of the most tender fish meat. He himself took the fish head and the tendon in the middle.
The other two were divided among eight people including Wang Yi.
Before the girl took two bites, she stroked her belly and shouted, "Dad, I'm full, I can't eat anymore."
"That's not okay. You just ate so much and you can't eat anymore. So you ate the fish in your bowl." Xia Zekai wouldn't let her.
Compared with Tongtong, this girl's appetite is simply appalling.
If the two sisters were born on the same day, the eldest would weigh more than ten kilograms less than the second, which would be unbelievable.
Zhou Yinghong also advised her: "Girl, try this fish meat, it's delicious."
"Grandma, I really can't eat anymore." The girl shouted weakly.
Luo Xiyun said: "Mom, you eat first and leave her alone."
When the girl heard what her mother said, she thought she wouldn't have to eat the fish in the bowl. She was happily laughing, but then she heard her mother say: "If you can't finish the fish in this bowl, I'll eat it later."
I’ll leave you here and ignore you.”
"No, mom, you are so annoying!" The girl pursed her lips, unhappy.
She wanted to scratch her mother's face, but considering the consequences, she suppressed her idea.
At the end, Luo Xiyun took out his mobile phone, set a time of 5 minutes, and said to the boss: "Girl, you have finished eating these fish in 5 minutes. When you go back later, I will buy you ice cream."
"Really?" The girl became excited when she heard the ice cream.
Luo Xiyun smiled and said nothing.
The girl couldn't tell the difference between the real thing and the fake. She took the small bowl and used a spoon to scoop the fish meat into her mouth, and she ate it all in a short time.
After the meal, they walked around again, then came down from the mountainside, preparing to go to the parking place, and passed a nearby village.
Xia Zekai smelled the strong aroma of meat at the door of a house. From the half-open door, he saw a large iron pot set up in the yard of the house. The pot was steaming and rolling.
The white soup is exuding a strong aroma of meat.
"This mutton is so delicious," Xia Shande said.
When Xia Zekai heard this, he knocked on the door and went in without saying a word.
At the farmer's house, three people were sitting on a horse on one side smoking cigarettes, looking at the boiling broth in the big iron pot and the mutton cut into pieces, thinking about drinking more in the evening and selling the rest.
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"Brother, do you want to sell this meat?" Xia Zekai said hello and asked.
It was originally for sale, so the three people in the yard were naturally not reserved. They nodded: "Sell it, 45 per pound."
There are quite a few people doing this business in this village near the foot of the mountain.
They feed the sheep themselves at the foot of the mountain, kill them and sell them as cooked food, which makes more money than simply selling raw sheep.
Of course, this price is much more expensive than the 20 yuan per pound of raw mutton in the supermarket, but what you eat is fresh.
"Brother, how much meat is in this pot? Give me half of it." Xia Zekai said.
"..." The three people in the yard thought they heard it wrong, but when they saw that Xia Zekai was not joking, they said, "This half must weigh thirty or forty pounds!"
"That's just right. I'm afraid I won't buy enough food." Xia Zekai said.
Counting Yatou and Tongtong, they have a family of seven.
If we add Wang Yi and his eight adults, the number of Guang adults will be 13. If you buy less, you will have to worry about not having enough food.
After the pot of mutton was finally cooked, Xia Zekai took away 40 kilograms of mutton with the head and haggis.
Xia Zekai took a glance and estimated that the remaining weight was only thirty kilograms at most.
Xia Weicheng also said to him: "Why did you buy so much mutton?"
"Dad, eat it. It's okay if you're full. If it's not enough, you'll shiver. Besides, this mutton is freshly killed, so it's much fresher than what we buy in the supermarket." Xia Zekai said.
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Over the weekend, the outdoor temperature suddenly rose again, reaching 37 degrees, accompanied by sultry weather.
Standing in the yard and taking a breath of air, my nose felt hot and uncomfortable.
Xia Zekai frowned slightly. Even if he didn't move, he knew that this situation was not normal.
The old man Xia Shande looked at the sky, then looked around, and said based on his experience: "Zekai, God, I'm afraid it's going to rain."
It's strange that the temperature before it rains will rise so high abnormally, and there is a lot of humidity. If you stand in the sun for a long time, it will have the same effect as a sauna. Your whole body will be sticky and very uncomfortable.
Xia Weicheng looked at the clusters of clouds in the sky and then at the low-flying swallows in the sky. He said, "It looks like it's going to rain. This rain won't stop."
