When Xia Zhi walked to the apartment, it was already late at night. He looked at the time and saw that it was about ten minutes later than usual. It was all the fault of that damn capitalist. When he thought of that hateful face, Xia Zhi became confused.
I think it would be better for her to go bankrupt as soon as possible.
Things are unpredictable, Xia Zhi sighed, and then went to the bathroom to take a bath. When he came out, he felt comfortable. The phone on the sofa lit up. Xia Zhi took a look and saw that it was a photo sent by a capitalist. The photo
Inside is the interior of a neat and tall high-end apartment, with text attached below:
【How is it? Our room is pretty good, right?】
Xia Zhi replied with a hehe, took the phone and walked back to the bedroom. Just when he didn't know what to do, the phone vibrated again.
【Don’t think I don’t know what hehe means.】
There was an angry expression on the back. Xia Zhi felt that China has become more flexible recently, and in terms of chatting, he didn't know if this was a good thing.
【I will come and play with you tomorrow.】
Never try to figure out the thinking of a light novel writer, especially the kind of light novel writer who writes a novel with a serious title but another kind of funny content. Xia Zhi feels that this thought should be stopped from spreading too far.
Surrealistic psychotic writer.
【Don’t you want to write a manuscript?】
【No inspiration.】
【If you don’t have it, go find it.】
【So I came to play with you.】
Xia Zhi subconsciously typed the two Chinese characters "get out", but considering that the other party may not understand it, and considering being polite to an unfamiliar acquaintance, he finally deleted it. After thinking about it carefully,
It seems there are other reasons to use it.
【I come back almost every day at this time, so I don’t have time to play with you.】
【Then, I will come to see you on Saturday night.】
Xia Zhi deleted "Get Out" for the second time, but found that she didn't know what content should be posted. Since there was no excuse, it was necessary to educate her in a condescending manner. This was not the right thing to do.
[Don’t you feel bad for a girl to go to an unfamiliar boy’s house in the middle of the night? 】
[I have practiced Aikido, and my level is quite high. It should be fine.]
The problem is huge. Oh my god, who is this person?
【Oh, by the way. Are you playing mobile games?】
Xia Zhi originally wanted to answer casually, but he suddenly came to his senses. If he said he didn't play, there would be no follow-up on this topic, so he didn't have to worry about it. If he said he did play, Xia Zhi had
I have a premonition that Tachibana Aya will force Amway to come over with a lot of krypton gold mobile games, and I will squander all the money I finally earned in the promotional campaign of a large number of krypton gold mobile games.
Why do you have to make trouble for yourself? Any fool knows how to choose, right?
【Not playing.】
There should be no follow-up, right? Xia Zhi waited for a while in confusion, and after five minutes there was still no news. Finally, he was completely relieved. He connected the phone to the data cable to charge and put it aside. He connected the laptop to the phone.
Get on the controller and play Ubisoft's Club Challenge.
The huge kobold is really well done, giving people a strong desire to kill it. As an invisible person, with an invisible sword in hand, killing the kobolds, one of life's great dreams is finally coming true.
Throughout my life, I, Bayek, have killed Egyptians, Romans, lions, leopards, crocodiles, and kobolds. I am not afraid of anyone in the world. I only want to avenge my son, my great revenge will be avenged, and my wife is gone.
, just want to kill the kobold, uncomfortable.
Until, the phone rang again. Xia Zhi pretended to be invisible and continued to fight the kobold. Then, the phone began to vibrate continuously, and the intervals became shorter and shorter, and it was about to fall off the table.
"Do you want it to be so scary!?"
After taking a big move from the kobold, Xia Zhi grabbed the phone, put it on his lap, and quickly took the handle. After scrolling wildly, he barely managed to hang on, but the phone on his lap was still vibrating crazily.
, was in a wonderful position. I hurriedly opened the menu and activated Zavarudo, which lasted as long as I wanted to stop. Suddenly I remembered that Origin could no longer engage in Zavarudo during the battle, and died on the spot. I turned around.
I looked at my phone and saw that there were already more than thirty messages.
When I clicked on it, I saw it was all "Are you here?" and pulled it to the top, "Ah hahaha, I just took a shower."
What is this? A yandere? Is there such a girl who turns into a yandere after meeting her twice?
The phone continued to vibrate, and Xia Zhi felt that she had to stop her.
【What are you doing?】
[Ah, you got back to me. I was just trying to imitate a yandere, but something didn’t feel right.]
[Don’t just experiment on others!]
A little bit hotter.
[Ah hahahaha, the worst case scenario is that I’ll give you my autograph as compensation.]
[Let’s get twenty cards first.]
If a person does not act in the face of temptation, in addition to not using the things used to tempt him, it is also possible that the amount of the temptation is not large enough.
【...You are really realistic.】
There is no way to refute it...
【What else?】I still want to kill the kobold.
【It's okay, I'm bored now.】
【Where is the manuscript?】
[No inspiration! Did you really read what I said before? 】
How could I still remember when the topic turned to yandere and a good life? Xia Zhi complained to himself. He originally wanted to type it up, but when he thought about people having to bow their heads under the eaves, he still couldn't type it up.
.
I did not bow to evil forces, I just bowed to money.
【Then what are you going to do now?】
【I don’t know.】
【If you don’t know, just drink some water and go to sleep.】
Since ancient times, there have been many famous doctors who have shone brightly in the history of every country. There are even stories about the living dead, human flesh and bones, which are no longer considered medical skills. However, there is such a wise saying circulating in the medical circle today, which saves lives.
It solved all the doctors who didn't know what to do, and also solved many problems for the doctors who saw that there was no big problem - drink more hot water.
Doctor, what's wrong with me? Is it serious?
It doesn't matter, your disease is very common, you go back first, drink more hot water and rest more.
Doctor, am I going to die?
It doesn't matter, you think too much, go back and drink more hot water.
doctor……
Drink more hot water...
However, except for a few cases, drinking more hot water is basically beneficial to the body. It can replenish body water, promote blood circulation, etc. Water is the source of life, and fire is essential for humans to stand at the top of the food chain.
Tools, if you put it all together, isn’t hot water the best artifact in the world and the most precious treasure for all humans?
Although hot water is good, don't use it indiscriminately. It's not a big problem for doctors and the like. If someone you care about gets sick and feels uncomfortable, just tell them "drink more hot water" and 80% of the time they will do it.
Damn it. Throughout the ages, the phrase "drink more hot water" has caused many young men and women to break up in anger. It is really a great comedy in the world, no, a great tragedy in the world.
[It’s only past nine o’clock. I’m going to bed now. Do you want to have nightlife? 】
【Don’t you have to go to class tomorrow?】
[Go ahead. It’s just that I am number one in the whole grade, and the teacher doesn’t care about me even if I sleep in class.]
Xia Zhi doesn't want to talk to this annoying woman anymore. Doesn't he disrespect the teacher if he is the first in the grade and can sleep in class? Can he do whatever he wants if he is the first in the grade? Is this some kind of classroom where strength is paramount? The first in the grade
That's great. Being first in the grade doesn't mean that you will always be the first in the grade. I'm so lazy about taking jujube pills.
Although there is something strange mixed in, we can ignore it for the time being.
[Why don’t you speak again? Where are the people? 】
【Where are the people?】
【Where are the people?】
【Where are the people?】
[Stop, stop swiping. You can’t find the yandere feeling anyway.]
【Where are the people?】
【Where are the people?】
[Oh, okay. Does Xia Zhi want to come and play online games? 】
【don't want.】
[Why? It’s very interesting. Are you, Xia Zhi, the kind of boy who doesn’t play games? 】
【No, I just don’t play online games.】
Is the single-player game the best in the world? Assassin's Creed series, Tomb Raider series, Uncharted series, Metal Gear Solid series... which one is not more fun than online games? Online games also require krypton gold to buy some cards and props, but single-player only requires a one-time payment.
You can enjoy it forever. Online games are still limited to the Internet. You can play how you want on a single player, and no one will tell you. You don’t have to fight with other players to grab loot or anything.
Of course, a certain damn guy named Miyazaki is not included. It's too perverted to have to suffer while playing a game.
[You are actually immersed in a person's world, do not communicate with the outside world, and live in the perfect world in your own imagination. You look cool and handsome, but in fact you are like an abandoned house. Every day you face posters of beautiful older sisters or two-dimensional pictures.
What did the young lady imagine in her portrait, and she ended up on the road to crime, never to return.】
[Shut up! What you said is too detailed, which gave me a bad impression, and please don’t fabricate facts at will, okay? When did I say that I am a useless house with no door? 】
Sure enough, light novel writers are such perverted creatures. If she hadn't mastered a way to make money, Xia Zhi would have deleted her friends long ago.
[As the saying goes, not playing online games means refusing to socialize and refusing to have contact with society.]
[Tell me, tell me what kind of idioms you use to say such boring things.]
[What, isn’t it what your ancient Chinese people said? 】
Xia Zhi was shocked. If an ancient person really said this, would this ancient person really not die? And if he knew about online games, how could he be considered an ancient person?
The other party sent a picture. Xia Zhi took a look at it and suddenly felt his eyes go dark.
[You cannot become a useful person to society without playing online games - Lu Xun.jpg] Most of the text is in Chinese, but there is a small line of Japanese at the bottom, which should be a translated sentence.
[I remember he seems to be a very famous person, right? In China.]
How should I explain to this person that Lu Xun never said anything like this...
Xia Zhi fell into deep thinking.
【Hey! Come out!】
[Where are you? Come out and form a team with me, Percival.]