"Teacher, you must not do it. I already have two princesses. If my father-in-law knows that I have done this, he will definitely impeach me in the court in the future." Li Ke's eyes widened and he shook his head like a rattle.
Du He said earnestly: "Your Highness, a real man does things without hesitation. This matter is related to the stability of the Tang Dynasty. If it is done well, you will be a great hero. Don't you want to be famous all over the world? Don't you want to shock the government and the public? You don't want to be
The strongest man in the world?"
Li Ke thought for a while: "But..."
"Your Highness, I understand you, Mr. Chen will understand you, and Father will also understand you." Du He persuaded.
Li Ke shook his head: "No, teacher, I have figured it out. It's just that Zhou Zhinu is too fat. You see, she is about the same height as me, but her weight is twice as much as mine. She can't keep her mouth shut."
.”
Li Ke felt a chill.
Snapped.
Du He slapped the table and said excitedly: "Your Highness, you don't understand. There is an old saying that fat people are potential stocks. As long as they lose weight, they will definitely be the most beautiful women in the world. Besides, isn't Zhou Zhinuo like that?
That's called side, that's called plump. Look at her big round face. Wangfu, Your Highness, do you feel that you haven't made much progress in the past year? Sometimes you feel that you are useless and even give up on yourself. No.
How many achievements have been made, but not many people have been benefited?"
Li Ke nodded excitedly: "Yes, teacher, you are so right, you are simply a god in this world!"
Du He asked: "Do you want to change the status quo?"
"I think!" Li Ke nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Du He said: "If you take down Zhou Zhinu, you will succeed. My teacher has already observed that Zhou Zhinu is the sign of a prosperous husband, and it can prosper you for at least seventy years."
Li Ke picked up his fingers and counted.
I am fifteen years old now.
Seventy years, that is eighty-five years old.
enough!
Done!
He turned around and walked out.
Du He asked hurriedly: "Your Highness, what are you going to do?"
Li Ke didn't look back: "Teacher, I want Zhou Zhinuo to lie in front of me tonight."
Du He: "..."
He originally wanted to say: Your Highness, if you don't want to, then forget it.
But now it seems that this sentence has no meaning.
The King of Shu is a true warrior.
…
At this time, Yuchi Baolin walked in with a serious face and said: "Third brother, Wang Xiaoxiao wants to see you."
"Who is Wang Puppy?" Du He was stunned.
Yuchi Baolin: "..."
He said speechlessly: "That's the one, Mr. Wang's fellow villager. He used to be a rebel of the Lu family. Later he joined us and helped us destroy the Lu family. He also made a lot of contributions."
"Oh, it's him. He was the great hero in destroying the Lu family. Come on, please invite him in." Du He slapped his thigh and said.
Not long after, Wang Puppy entered the back hall under the leadership of Yuchi Baolin.
When Wang Puppy saw Du He, he felt uneasy and uneasy.
He looked at Du He and didn't dare to speak.
Du He sat on the chair and asked with a smile: "Do you want to ask, is this young master Hu Military Advisor or Du He?"
"Ah...yes!"
Wang Puppy had nowhere to put his nervous hands, so he had to grab Yuchi Baolin's hand.
The person he trusts most is Yuchi Baolin.
The two stood hand in hand in front of Du He.
Du He said in a funny voice: "Wang Puppy, Wang Puppy, actually, the first time we met, I have told you clearly that my surname is Hu and my name is Nongni, just to fool you."
"ah……"
Wang Puppy was dumbfounded again.
Du He asked again: "Wang Xiaoxiao, now I can tell you that I am the consort Du He. The person you are holding hands with is my sworn brother and the son of Lord Yuchi, the governor of Tongzhou. As for the one who often beats you."
He is the current King of Shu."
Plop.
Wang Puppy was so frightened that he peed and fell to his knees on the ground.
He was originally just a commoner, but he was lucky enough to join the Lu family and become a guard.
Later, when Lu Huaguang rebelled, he followed him in a daze and even served as a school captain.
Unfortunately, Lu Huaguang died before he could react.
Suddenly a king of Xia appeared, and he joined the army of the king of Xia.
In the past few days, he followed Military Commander Hu and was confused the whole time, not knowing what he was doing.
"I...I want to go home, Prince Consort. Although I have rebelled, I have never killed anyone. I still have an eighty-year-old mother at home. I haven't married a wife yet and have children." Wang Xiaoxiao had a runny nose.
Said with tears.
Du He knelt down and asked, "You want to go home, don't you want to follow me and destroy the Lu family?"
"I...I don't want to, Prince Consort, I really don't want to, I want to go back to farming." Wang Puppy's crotch was wet and hot, and the smell of urine filled the air.
Du He took two steps back in disgust and said, "Unfortunately, it's too late... Do you know who the fake King of Shu you led the troops to besiege that day was?"
"Fake King of Shu? That's not the Tang Army... No, no, no, is it the Tian Army pretending to be?" Wang Xiaowu asked in surprise.
Yuchi Baolin smiled: "Wang Xiaowu, the person you led the siege that day was the real King of Shu, Lu Huayuan. If you hadn't led your men to attack him, we might not have been able to capture Lu Huayuan so quickly."
"What?"
Wang Puppy was completely dumbfounded.
Du He added: "Do you know who the three hundred people you led to lure last night belong to?"
"Then... weren't those people last night the Heavenly Army under the banner of King Ming?"
"Wrong," Du He said, "That is the real King Ming, of course the second generation King Ming, the previous King of Qi, Lu Mingzhou. If you didn't lead more than 300 of your men to lure the enemy deep, what would happen to Lu Mingzhou?
He was probably captured alive twice, and even stripped naked and displayed to the people of Fanyang County."
Wang Puppy was dumbfounded.
It’s over!
He has become Lu's biggest enemy.
The fake King of Shu is real.
The so-called heavenly army that killed Fan Yang did not exist at all.
The truth makes people cry!
He suddenly lay down on the ground and kowtowed: "You deserve to die, you villain. Please show me the way, I don't want to die!"
Du He helped Wang Xiaowu up and said: "Wang Xiaowu, you are a good general. Follow me, let's destroy the Lu family together, and you will be free."
"Destroy the Lu family?"
"Um!"
"good!"
Wang Xiaoling suddenly wiped away his tears and gritted his teeth and said: "I, Wang Xiaoling, will be the consort's dog from now on. I will bite whoever you ask me to bite."
Du He heard this and felt a little familiar.
It seems that Zhang Xuansu once said.
He patted Wang Xiaowu on the shoulder and said, "You still have a mission to bring this news to those more than 3,000 people."
Wang Xiaowu's eyes widened: "Prince-in-law, if I tell them the truth, I'm afraid there will be a mutiny. After all, they are rebels just like me!"
"Just do it, I will take care of the rest," Du He said calmly.
Wang Xiaowu was hesitant, but finally nodded: "Yes!"
After Wang Xiaowu left, Yuchi Baolin asked in surprise: "Third brother, do you want to conquer this rebel army?"