Du He stood on the threshold, but had no intention of inviting Li Tai in.
Instead, he asked: "His Royal Highness the King of Yue, news came from the palace just now that your Majesty tested explosives today and injured many civil and military officials. I heard that Your Majesty also suffered some minor injuries. Why didn't Your Majesty come to the palace to visit?
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Li Tai smiled and said: "Du He, you have wronged me. When we came out of the palace, my father was fine. We only injured a few ministers and killed one craftsman. Compared with the success of explosives, this is nothing."
What does it matter?"
Du He was startled.
This Li Tai looks naive, but in fact he is much more ruthless than Li Chengqian.
Li Chengqian is weak and Li Tai is vicious.
These two brothers can be said to be two extremes.
To a certain extent, Li Tai is the one who looks most like Li Er.
Therefore, even though the prince is Li Chengqian, Li Er is most partial to Li Tai.
At a young age, Li Tai was the governor of the Sixteen Prefectures, the governor of Yangzhou, the general of Zuo Wuhou, and the governor of the feudal states at the same time. He was also the governor of Xia, Sheng, Beifu, Beining, and Beikai.
His prestige in the court even surpassed that of Prince Li Chengqian for a time, and he had many followers.
When Du He heard this, he said: "Throughout the ages, people have said that big things are not limited to trivial matters. This sentence is really tailor-made for His Highness."
Li Tai looked at Du He, smiled slightly, and asked, "Du He, don't you invite me to come and sit in your house?"
"Oh," Du He patted his head, "Look at my brain, I forget everything when I get excited. Your Highness, please, Sir Yu."
With that said, he invited Li Tai and Yu Shinan to the main hall and ordered his servants to prepare good tea for them.
Of course, Du He would not drink this dark tea, but Li Tai and Yu Shinan drank it happily.
Then, I heard Li Tai say: "Du He, the King of Japan specially came to visit you today. Actually, he has something to give you."
After speaking, Yu Shinan clapped his hands and took out a box.
The box was only the size of a fist, was exquisitely made, and looked very valuable.
This box alone can be called a treasure.
Yu Shinan hurriedly opened it, and Du He suddenly felt like his eyes were blinded.
Because inside that box was a jade-carved woman.
The woman was naked, with a plump figure, full of charm, and every detail was clearly visible.
It must be said that the person who carved this work can be called a master.
But what does Li Tai mean by giving this thing as a gift?
Du He was a little confused for a moment.
Just listen to Li Tai's introduction: "This thing was presented to me by an envoy from Japan who traveled thousands of miles away. People say that you, Du He, know women best and like women the most, so I will give this thing to you."
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Du He has a black streak on his head.
What is the best female beauty?
Isn’t it the Du He of the past?
However, the previous Du He was worthy of this title.
After hearing Li Tai's introduction, Du He couldn't help but sigh: "Are the islanders from thousands of years ago so coquettish? I admire them..."
Du He said with a smile: "Since His Highness is so kind, I will accept it. Haha, looking at this figure, she should be a Japanese woman. To be honest with Your Highness, I am quite familiar with Japanese women!"
Li Tai heard this and asked curiously: "Oh? Japan is on the other side of the East China Sea. There are only a handful of Japanese women in Chang'an City. Could it be that the Japanese women you know are also known to me?"
Du He put away the jade carving woman and said, "I am quite familiar with others such as Cang Kongkong, Ozawa Mamiya, and Takizawa Loli."
Li Tai looked confused: "I have never heard of these women. If you have the chance, you should get to know them."
Du He thought to himself, let's wait until you live for thousands of years.
Seeing that it was getting late, Du He was bragging with Li Tai, all over the world, and Li Tai couldn't sit still.
When Yu Shinan saw this, he stood up and said, "Mr. Du, in fact, His Highness has always admired your literary talents. How about taking this opportunity today to write a poem as a thank you for His Highness's gift to you?"
Du He thought for a while and said: "Inspiration is like holding back urine. Once it comes, you can't hold it in. Once it doesn't come, you can't hold it back no matter how hard you hold it in. Now, there is no inspiration.
ah!"
Li Tai burst into laughter after hearing this.
He knocked on the table and said: "Hey Du He, your metaphor is really vulgar, but it is very reasonable. Hahaha, I have heard your saying that inspiration is like diabetes before. However, with your
He is so talented, it is impossible that he has no inspiration, is it possible that my gift from the King is not valuable enough?"
Du He looked at Li Tai like this, and it was clear that he would not give up until he achieved his goal.
In order to send Li Tai away quickly, he stood up and said: "Well, I just have some ideas in my mind, so let's give it a try. Your Highness will not laugh at you then."
Li Tai said: "No, Du He, you can't be humble."
The old man immediately ordered his servants to prepare pens, inks, paper and inkstones.
Li Tai personally stepped forward to study the ink for Du He.
Yu Shinan asked from the side: "I wonder what Mr. Du is going to write?"
Du He thought for a while, smiled and said: "In the past, Liu Bang, the king of Han, conquered the country and wrote a song called "Song of the Great Wind". Today, I am suffering from no inspiration, so I will write a song of the great wind."
Du He took up his pen and wrote the title: I will also write a wind song.
Both Li Tai and Yu Shinan's expressions changed drastically.
This... this is too hasty.
The first sentence: Throw dynamite and blow up his mother.
Li Tai's face changed.
The second sentence: Weijiahai looks back at his hometown.
Yu Shinan quickly turned away.
The third sentence: Counting heroes is Xiao Dulang.
Li Tai couldn't help but glance at Du He.
This little Du Lang is clearly referring to Du He himself.
However, throughout the ages, no one has ever praised himself as a hero.
I saw Du He writing the last sentence: Go into battle and kill the enemy, and make peace in all directions.
Yu Shinan couldn't stand it anymore.
This is too shameless.
I'm afraid that General Li Jing, the military god in the court, would not dare to say so brazenly that he can pacify all directions.
Li Tai twitched the corner of his mouth and said: "It's really a good poem! Throwing explosives to blow up his mother, looking across the sea to his hometown, counting heroes like Xiao Dulang, going into battle to kill the enemy and leveling all directions. It's really full of momentum!"
Du He put down his brush and said with a smile: "Your Highness, you are so complimentary. This work can be called a work of urgency. It cannot be considered true. It cannot be true!"
With that said, Du He was about to throw away the poem, but Li Tai snatched it away.
"How can I give up such a unique poem, so give it to me."
Li Tai actually handed it over to Yu Shinan.
Yu Shinan was also speechless, and for a while he couldn't figure out what the King of Yue wanted to do.
He does know "Song of the Gale".
This is the work of Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, and it only lasts three games.
The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!
Weijiahai comes back to his hometown,
The warriors of An De are guarding the four sides!
Well, Du He changed it and turned it into four sentences, which can only be described as nondescript.
However, neither of them knew that Du He also modified it based on the work of a later guy named Zhang Zongchang.
Zhang Zongchang was an anti-Japanese soldier in the 20th century. The original title was "I Also Write a Song of the Great Wind".
The content is:
The cannons are firing to blast his mother, and we are returning home from across the sea;
There are many heroes like Zhang Zongchang, and there is a huge whale swallowing fusang.