"Congratulations to the host, you have obtained Tan Zong's 30 shock value!"
Du He was stunned.
The vicious monk in front of me is actually Tan Zong?
Is he the boss of the legendary Thirteen-stick Monk who rescued the King of Tang?
Du He stepped forward in surprise and asked: "Are you the general protecting the country? Tan Zong?"
When Li Er was conquering Wang Shichong, he was overconfident and fell into Wang Shichong's trap. He was almost captured alive. Fortunately, Tan Zong led 12 monks to form the Thirteen Stick Monks, who fought a bloody path and protected Li Er from leaving.
After Li Er ascended the throne, he named Tan Zong the general of protecting the country. Tan Zong didn't like the government, so Li Er built a temple to protect the country in the south of Chang'an City, and Tan Zong became the abbot of the temple.
These stories were all told by Du Ruhui when Du He was a child.
The monk nodded hurriedly: "Yes, the prince-in-law is Lao Monk!"
Tan Zong originally thought that if he reported his name, Du He would let him go.
Unexpectedly, Du He stepped forward, pointed at Tan Zong's big head, and cursed loudly: "You are the consort, and your whole family is the consort. If you say the word consort again, do you believe I will castrate you?"
Tan Zong broke out in a cold sweat.
It is said that Du He is one of the four pests of Chang'an. When I saw him today, he really lived up to his reputation.
Even compared to the other three evil eldest men, Sun Chong, Fang Yiai, and Gao Jixiong, this Du He is even more difficult to offend!
Tan Zong said hurriedly: "Master Du, I was wrong, I was wrong. You can visit this Huguo Temple as you like. If you like something good, just take it away."
Tan Zong thought to himself, send this dandy away as soon as possible.
Although he was Li Erqin's national protector general, it was just a title, but he couldn't offend Du He. Not to mention that Du He had a prime minister father. The most important thing was that he, as a bodyguard, looked stupid.
The force is more than ten times that of Tan Zong, which is too abnormal.
Du He put his hands behind his back and wandered in and walked around.
Although the Huguo Temple is a temple, it is actually a private territory given to Tan Zong by Li Erxiu. The temple is extremely luxurious. The big Buddha in the main hall is more than two feet high. Its surface is plated with gold and it is extremely solemn.
After walking around, Du He said: "Abbott, I said your temple is not good. It's not enthusiastic at all. I've been wandering around for a long time and you still can't get some water to drink?"
Tan Zong was miserable, but he still smiled and said: "Master Du, wait a moment, the meal will be ready soon."
Immediately, the vegetarian meals were served. Although they were all vegetarian, they were also exquisitely prepared and tasted very good.
After finishing the meal, Du He patted his belly and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that this monk's food, although there is no meat dishes, is still so delicious. I decided to stay with you for a few days...
Abbot, do you have any objection?"
Tan Zong smiled on the surface, but was crying in his heart: "...No objection, I will arrange for someone to clean the guest room for you."
Du He stood up and patted Tan Zong on the shoulder familiarly: "Abbott, you are really hospitable. When I arrive in Chang'an City one day, I will treat you well. If nothing else, go to Pingkangfang.
Girl, be casual."
Tan Zong almost fell to his knees.
Everyone knows the name of Pingkangfang, it is the first red light district in the Tang Dynasty.
"Master Du, you must not do this...monastics must not have sex with women!"
"Oh, well, what a shame!"
Tan Zong hurriedly ordered people to clean the guest room and arranged for Du He to stay.
Then, he hurriedly found two young monks and ordered: "You two, go to Chang'an City quickly and report to Duke Lai Guo's Mansion, saying that Mr. Du is at Huguo Temple, please ask Duke Lai to come and take him there as soon as possible."
Walk."
A monk asked: "Abbott, aren't you just a dandy? There's no need to make such a fuss, right?"
Tan Zong said anxiously: "You know what the heck, just a moment ago, he put several of the most valuable treasures in our temple into his pockets..."
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In the palace.
Li Er asked: "Is there any news about Du He?"
Zhao Yang shook his head: "Your Majesty, the Duke of Lai has sent everyone to search, and General Li Junxian, the lieutenant general, has also led a hundred people out of the city to search. There is no news yet!"
"Humph," Li Er angrily shook his sleeves, "What a waste, a bunch of waste, there are so many people, and I can't even find anyone. I'm sending a message to Cheng Yaojin and Qin Qiong, asking them to catch Du He as soon as possible.
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"yes!"
As soon as Zhao Yang, the chamberlain, left, he saw a palace maid hurriedly running into the store, shouting in a panic: "No, no, no, your majesty, the queen was so angry that she fainted when she heard the news about Du He's escape from marriage."
Li Er heard this and rushed to the harem.
Queen Changsun woke up under the treatment of the imperial doctor, but her face was as pale as paper and she was very haggard.
The imperial doctor hurriedly reported: "Your Majesty, the queen's energy and blood are insufficient, and she may not be able to recover for a while."
Li Er said angrily: "It's all Du He, let's see how I deal with him! Quickly tell King Yao to enter the palace..."
…
Du He took a good nap and just got up when he heard a commotion outside.
"Where is that little brat Du He?"
A broken gong sounded in the yard like thunder.
Du He's expression suddenly changed.
"Damn, didn't I sneak out? How did I recruit this guy?"
Du He opened the door and took a look.
I saw that the courtyard was already full of people, all of them were heavily armed Chang'an City forbidden troops.
Du He is extremely familiar with the first two.
The one on the left is the general of the left army, Lu Guogong Cheng Yaojin. He is tall and thick, and when he speaks, the muscles on his face are moving up and down randomly. Even timid children will cry when they see him.
On the right is the general leading the army, Qin Qiong, Duke of Yi State. He is thin, has a sallow complexion, and has very sharp eyes.
Du He stepped forward and said dissatisfiedly: "Uncle Cheng, you are disturbing my sleep with your whirring!"
"Bah," Cheng Yaojin pointed at Du He and yelled rudely, "Old Du has a great reputation for a long time, but why did he give birth to a stupid son like you? I really feel worthless for Lao Du, little bastard, get over here quickly
Come with me to the palace to apologize to His Majesty, otherwise the entire Lai Kingdom will suffer disaster along with you."
Du He shrugged: "What if I don't go?"
"You bastard, I will teach you a lesson for Lao Du today!"
Cheng Yaozhi was the kind of person who could make a move but never say a word. When he got angry, he walked directly towards Du He and stretched out his hand to grab Du He's shoulder.
At this moment, Lu Bu suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Cheng Yaojin's wrist.
When Lao Cheng tried his best, Lu Bu didn't move.
"Straight bitch, where did this fool come from? How dare you fight with Lao Cheng..."
Lao Cheng reluctantly pulled his hand back, and after two moves with Lu Bu, he was defeated.
Cheng Yaojin couldn't help but blushed and shouted: "Bring me my Xuanhua ax!"
I remember back then, Cheng Yaojin was carrying two big axes, and Lin Xiaogushan was picking his teeth, picking out his ears, and gouging his eyes with three axes during the long night, and he robbed the 400,000 taels of silver that Yang Lin gave to Yang Guang for his birthday.
Then he took the Jindi Pass on horseback, fixed the Wagang with three axes, achieved great fame, and became the virtuous emperor... He was so majestic, but today he lost to an unknown fool. This face must be regained.