By the time he had eaten the thirtieth pill, Hou Junji's mind was already a little sluggish.
Gugu...
His stomach rumbled regularly.
As soon as he stood up, his stomach was gurgling like a bucket half full of water.
When the people around saw it, they all hurriedly shouted: "Master Hou, if you eat too much, I'm afraid it will be harmful to your health. It's better to beg for mercy from the county uncle and stop eating."
Hou Junji shook his head firmly: "No, no, I can still eat, I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to..."
Click click click.
As he said that, he speeded up eating the popsicles.
Finally, when he ate the fiftieth popsicle, Hou Junji's expression suddenly changed, his hands trembled, and his anus tightened.
Gurgling, his stomach kept growling.
Wow.
I saw Hou Junji throwing away the two popsicles in his hand and shouting: "No, I'll go to Mao..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw him running away like crazy.
However, I haven't run out a few steps yet.
puff.
Just heard a loud noise.
People around him hurriedly covered their noses.
Hou Junji's face turned green, and a great power surged out of his body that he could no longer hold back.
Then he sped up and ran without looking back.
Suddenly, someone pointed behind Hou Junji and shouted: "Look, what is that?"
Everyone looked around and saw the place where Hou Junji ran, and there was a trickle of water all the way, and yellowish things were flowing all over the ground.
"Mom..."
Everyone was suddenly shocked and speechless.
Du He also didn't expect that Hou Junji would have diarrhea, and it was something he couldn't control.
In a few days, everyone knew that Du He had won the bet between Du He and Hou Junji, while Hou Junji had eaten fifty popsicles in one go and was so sick that he had diarrhea on the street.
When Li Er heard the news, he was so angry that he scolded Du He a few times, and then allowed Hou Jun to rest at home for half a month.
…
On this day, in the mansion.
"roll!"
"Everyone get out of here!"
"You all want to see my joke, right?"
The servants were all kicked out of the room by Hou Junji.
In fact, Hou Junji's health was very good and he recovered a few days ago. However, what defeated him was not the bad health caused by eating popsicles, but the unprecedented power that was sprayed in public that day.
He stood in front of the window with his hands behind his back, looking at the irresistible summer color in the garden, and said with emotion: "I think of that day when I ran under the morning sun, I lost all my face, and my dignity as Minister of the Ministry of War was lost.
It’s all over the place and can’t be picked up again.”
Behind him, a voice suddenly came.
"Haozhi, why have you become so sad after not seeing each other for a few days?" the voice asked.
Hou Junji's expression changed drastically, he quickly turned around and said respectfully: "I see your Majesty."
Yes, it was Li Er who suddenly appeared in Hou Junji's room.
Li Er came over and said with a smile: "I have already heard about you."
Hou Junji lowered his head in embarrassment: "I made your Majesty laugh."
Just listen to Li Er say: "I know that you are worried about this matter, but not many people saw it that day, and all the dear friends know that you ate fifty popsicles in one go, which is already very impressive, and you will definitely not do it because of this."
I'm laughing at you, Haozhi, don't give up on yourself, I'm still waiting for you to go to Du He and find out the secrets for me."
Hou Junji said: "It's just that, Your Majesty, after what happened that day, I really don't have the nerve to go out."
Li Er said with a smile: "You are worried that others will laugh at you. It just so happens that if you go to Du He's side for a month, not many people will remember it after a month."
That evening.
An ordinary carriage quietly left through the back door of the Hou Mansion.
Not long after, the carriage left the east gate and arrived at the bank of the Bahe River. Going further, it arrived at the gate of Dream Group.
As soon as the carriage stopped, a security guard came forward and asked: "Who is it?"
As soon as the coachman got off, Hou Junji followed closely behind.
Wearing blue coarse cloth clothes and carrying a bag on his back, he looked like a village man about to go on a long journey. No one would have thought that he turned out to be Hou Junji, the Minister of War at that time.
Hou Junji said to the coachman: "Afu, please go back and pick me up again in a month."
Ah Fu wanted to say something else, but Hou Junji glared at him, so he quickly got into the carriage and turned around to leave.
Hou Junji stood at the door of Dream Group, looked at this strange place, and whispered in a low voice: "This place is strange to me. No one knows me except Du He. I think no one will know what happened that day."
, I finally don’t have to worry about being embarrassed anymore.”
With that said, he strode forward and said to the security guard: "Young man, I am Hou Junji. I promised Du He to come and work for a month and I came here to report."
The security guard patted his head and suddenly realized: "Wow, it turns out to be Mr. Hou."
Hou Junji suddenly felt a little proud in his heart.
It seems that I am still very famous.
Then I heard the security guard say: "Mr. Hou, I know you. That day, you pulled together in front of the tenth store of our Chang'an Old Popsicle store. I heard that there was a distance of dozens of feet. It was really amazing. You could eat five in one breath.
Ten popsicles, in the words of our young master, are talents..."
Hou Junji's legs went weak and he almost fell to his knees.
"I want to see Du He, you bastards, they are all big bastards..." Hou Jun gritted his teeth in anger.
Not long after, Du He came to the door in person to greet Hou Junji.
From a distance, Du He said hello: "Oh, it's Mr. Hou. Are you feeling well? Have you had diarrhea recently?"
"I……"
Hou Junji's vision went dark and he almost fainted.
This is really an old blind man who boils water and doesn't boil any pot.
"Can you please stop talking about this?" Hou Junji said pleadingly.
Du He made a sound and nodded: "Okay, Mr. Hou, I know you are coming today, so I specially prepared a hundred popsicles. Let's go and eat some popsicles."
When Hou Junji heard this, his face turned green. He grabbed Du He's sleeve, pointed at Du He, and said angrily: "From now on, whoever dares to let me eat popsicles again, I... I am incompatible with him.
"
This guy ate popsicles and suffered from psychological trauma.
Hou Junji hurriedly said: "Du He, I am willing to admit defeat. Today I wore this coarse cloth to the Dream Group just to work for you. You must not be polite."
Du He said with a smile: "Master Hou is indeed a serious person. Zhang Du, come here and show Master Hou around our Dream Group first. Dinner will be served in an hour."
So Hou Junji began to visit under the leadership of Zhang Du.
Everywhere he went, Hou Junji felt dazzled.
Even if he has lived for so long, when he sees the semi-automatic production line, the extremely efficient printing workshop, and the big fan that can cut off a person's head when it whirrs, he will inevitably say "Wow!"
"The praise.
For a moment, Hou Junji felt like Ergouzi entering the county town, everything he saw was strange.