Zhou Ren pretended to be embarrassed and said: "Uncle Huyi County, it's not that we doubt you, it's just that this is the case, and I hope you can give everyone a reasonable explanation."
"Yes, we are not trying to make things difficult for you."
People's words are scary.
Remarks with ulterior motives are even more terrifying.
What these guys are doing is nothing more than fanning the flames. No matter what the outcome is, as long as they can reach Li Er's ears, the goal will naturally be achieved.
The trees that are beautiful in the forest will be driven away by the wind!
Sex is higher than everyone must be!
Du He is now recognized as a favorite and highly regarded by Li Er. As a result, he has become a thorn in the eyes and flesh of many people.
Du's appointment of a prime minister has already made people jealous.
How can we not make people jealous if there is another Du He who defies heaven?
Du He quickly figured out this relationship.
I just want to live a low-key life and make a fortune, but my strength doesn't allow it.
Since you can't be low-key, then it's better to be high-profile.
He looked at Zhou Ren with a smile and asked, "I wonder what Mr. Zhou needs to say."
Seeing this, Zhou Ren thought that Du He was giving in, so he said proudly: "Uncle Huyi County, as long as you admit your mistake to His Majesty in person and understand the stakes, you are so young, His Majesty will not blame you.
For you."
Du He chuckled: "Pig fart!"
Karma!
Everyone was stunned.
Zhou Ren's complexion changed drastically.
"……What?"
Du He repeated: "Master Zhou, I said you are farting like a pig!"
"You, you, you...you..." Zhou Ren pointed at Du He angrily, his face turned pale, but he was speechless.
People around him also looked at Du He in surprise.
Someone next to him said: "Uncle Huyi County, we are all sensible people. How can we say such rude words in front of His Majesty? How are we any different from unruly people?"
Du He laughed loudly and said: "Master Zhou is also an official of the imperial court after all. Despite his age, he is indiscriminate and does not recognize the truth. He insists that I, Du He, am deceiving Your Majesty. Without any evidence, he makes such a conclusive statement.
I have never seen such a shameless person. They are simply ignorant and extremely shameless. This is nothing but pig farts."
Plop.
Before he finished speaking, Zhou Ren staggered with anger and sat down on the ground.
When it comes to this skill of cursing, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty were no match for Du He.
But Du He pointed at Zhou Ren and said loudly: "Master Zhou, didn't you say that I deceived Your Majesty? Well, I want you to see how this toilet was built."
"Someone's coming!"
Du He gave the order, and Lu Bu immediately mobilized several craftsmen.
Du He said: "Pry this toilet open and let everyone see how I, Du He, deceived the superiors and deceived the inferiors."
Several craftsmen hurriedly brought tools such as iron drills and pried open the toilet seat. Sure enough, there was a small curved channel, and the curved place was filled with water.
Then the small canals were opened one after another, connected all the way, and finally entered the big canal.
The craftsmen pried open the big canal, and immediately the smell filled the air.
Everyone around covered their noses.
Du He looked at Zhou Ren and asked: "Master Zhou, now that the facts are before our eyes, what else do you have to say?"
"This...the big canal and the small canal have been built, but it's hard to say whether they will be useful!" Zhou Ren said hesitantly.
Finding fault is not an easy thing, and it is difficult for Zhou Ren.
Du He pointed to the large ditch where a stone slab had been pried open, and said, "Master Zhou will know at a glance whether it is useful."
"good!"
Zhou Ren endured the smell, pinched his nose, then came to the entrance, squatted down, tilted his head, and looked inside.
But it was so dark inside that I couldn't see anything.
Du He suggested: "Master Zhou, if you lower your head and body lower, you can see clearly."
Zhou Ren bent down again and stuck his head into the mouth, wanting to see what was going on.
Suddenly, Zhou Ren felt a strong wind blowing from above. Just as he was wondering, he suddenly heard a gurgling sound, and then there was the sound of rumbling water, as if flowing down from above.
Just when he was hesitating and doubting, he suddenly saw a stream of water rushing down from upstream, and the stench hit his nostrils.
He raised his head hurriedly, but the back of his head hit the stone slab behind him, causing him to groan in pain.
"Ah...gudu..."
Zhou Ren felt like he was about to faint. In the confusion, he seemed to have swallowed something.
Everyone still doesn't know what happened.
Zhou Ren stood up slowly, his face was covered with feces, and the robe on his upper body was wet.
Swish.
The ministers who were standing with Zhou Ren just now all showed expressions of disgust and quickly moved away.
Du He smiled and asked: "Master Zhou, are you feeling sour now?"
Zhou Ren almost cried.
Li Er saw him and said with a gloomy face: "Come here, take him down and wash him up."
Immediately, Zhou Ren hurriedly left with the two officials from the Imperial College.
Du He turned to look at everyone and asked, "Is there any other adults who are dissatisfied?"
Everyone took a step back.
Who dares to doubt this!
Zhou Ren ate feces just because he doubted the authenticity of this toilet. If there were still people who doubted it, they would have to eat something else.
Du He said with a smile: "In that case, Your Majesty and all of you, please move to this dormitory and see what the living environment is like for the students."
Pushing open a room in the dormitory, you can see two tables in a bright place in front of the window. The tables are made of wood, but the bottom of the table is not the familiar drawer, but a frame. It is simple in workmanship but looks very coordinated.
.Two tables can seat four people.
Looking at the two sides, there are four weird beds.
Because this bed is actually a wooden bunk bed, one bed can sleep two people, and a small room can accommodate eight people.
Everyone was stunned when they saw it.
No one thought that Du He would use this method to save costs. With eight people in one house, this small building with six rooms can accommodate forty-eight people. Compared to the imperial city, where one person lives in one room.
But it saves countless rooms.
At this time, an official asked curiously: "Uncle Huyi County, I have something unclear. There are eight people living in this house. Why can this table only seat four people? It's not enough to stay up late and read at night."
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Du He smiled and said: "This is a good question, sir. Let Master Kong answer this question."
With that said, Du He dragged out Kong Yingda, who was offering wine at the Imperial Academy.
Kong Yingda looked proud and said: "This is the dormitory. It is a place for the students to sleep and rest. It is not a place for reading at night. These two tables were made by the Datang Furniture Factory owned by the uncle of Huyi County."
, each desk only costs twenty cents, and is for students to use when they are in urgent need. As for daily study, you can go to the classroom in the teaching area or the library."
"So that's it! It must be Huyi County Uncle's idea!" The official said with sudden realization.
Kong Yingda nodded: "Other than the uncle of Huyi County, who else can have such a wonderful idea, haha..."
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(Thanks to brother [Shibazi (surname) Fengkun (name)] for the reward.)