Chapter three hundred and sixty practiced several times
Of course, the whole story is not what Yuchi Laohei said.
On the same day, Qin Huaiyu hurried to the Dream Group and accidentally mentioned the story of Yuchi Gong, the governor of Tongzhou, recovering from a serious illness. Du He had an intuition that the palace would definitely use this matter to make a fuss, but he was not 100% sure, but it was already too late.
After waiting, he made a quick decision and decided to take a gamble. He immediately asked Qin Huaiyu to go to Tongzhou with a generous gift, and he needed to bring Yuchi Gong back to Chang'an without stopping.
On the evening of the next day, Li Er indeed ordered him to go to Tongzhou. Du He knew that he had made the right bet, so he hurriedly sent ghosts and gods to dress up as himself and rode a carriage to Tongzhou. In fact, he got rid of the two men on the way.
Then, Qin Huaiyu and others were waiting for their return on the way, and informed them of all the details.
The reason why Yuchi Gong was willing to come to Chang'an and cooperate with Du He in performing this play was not because of the good relationship between the two, but because Du He asked Qin Huaiyu to bring him a bottle of the best Maotai. Yuchi Gong only took one sip and couldn't help himself.
, when he learned that there were only two bottles in the world and the remaining one was still in Du He's hand, he followed Qin Huaiyu to Chang'an City without stopping.
It's a long way to go to Tongzhou, so a few people were already rushing, but they just arrived.
Du He had just been confronting Changsun Wuji and others for a long time, but he was just waiting for news from Yuchi Gong.
Fortunately, after reprimanding Changsun Wuji until he vomited blood, Yuchi Gong and his son finally arrived.
This sounds unbelievable, but I can't stand Yu Chigong's acting skills.
The BMW 730 and the BMW 750 were said to have noses and eyes, and everyone was stunned for a moment.
Li Er heard this and said: "So, Du He did arrive in Tongzhou, and then the three of you rushed back to Chang'an together?"
Yuchi Gong laughed and said: "Yes, Your Majesty, Du He said that for today's Mid-Autumn Poetry Festival, Your Majesty will marry all the young people present. Now that the dog Paulin has arrived, please choose a good woman for my son."
That’s it!”
Li Er glared at Du He and said: "The purpose of the Mid-Autumn Poetry Festival is to select famous talents in the Tang Dynasty. How to get married? It's nonsense!"
Yuchi Gong scratched his head and said regretfully: "What a pity!"
Everyone: "..."
Li Er said: "Jingde, since you are back, I will have a good rest today. I will go to the palace early tomorrow morning. I have something to ask you."
Then, Li Er said: "The Mid-Autumn Poetry Festival ends here. Du He did go to Tongzhou and brought Jingde back. The crime of deceiving the emperor is false. Let's all disperse."
A Mid-Autumn Poetry Party that was carefully prepared and organized two months in advance ended hastily.
But in everyone's mind, they only remember the song "Water Drops Brother's Head".
As for the others, they were all drowned under Du He's talent.
Du He became the biggest winner in life!
But Changsun Chong, who was originally destined to be the winner in life, had nothing at this time.
Seeing everyone leaving, Du He just wanted to run away, but was scolded by Li Er: "Du He, stop right here!"
Du He turned around and ran away. As he ran, he said, "Well, did I hear something wrong just now? Someone seemed to be calling me..."
After running a few steps forward, he was blocked by Wen Buren.
Wen Buren stretched out his hand to stop Du He: "Uncle of Huyi County, Your Majesty asks you to stay."
Du He stepped forward, grabbed Wen Buren's outstretched right hand with both hands, and smashed it with his elbow.
boom.
Wen Buren took Du He's elbow forcefully under his ribs.
He suddenly frowned, and Du He ran away from him.
Wen Buren turned his head and looked at Du He in surprise.
Just a few months ago, Du He was still a weak scholar.
I haven't seen him for a few months. Judging from Du He's actions just now, this guy already knows Kung Fu, and his strength is not simple.
How could this not surprise Wen Buren?
Seeing Du He being surrounded by the Imperial Guards, Wen Buren rubbed his painful ribs, walked over and said, "Du He, this is useless, this is the palace, you can't escape."
"Why should I run away? I didn't commit any crime!" Du He said without changing his expression.
Wen Buren asked curiously: "How can you master such Kung Fu in just a few months?"
Du He said with a smile: "I would like to thank Mr. Wen for the introductory boxing technique. Now I have practiced this introductory boxing technique several times, and I didn't expect it to be effective!"
Wen Buren almost fainted from anger.
What he gave Du He at that time was a basic boxing book. Although it was called introductory boxing, it was extremely difficult to get started. Once mastered, it was very powerful. It would probably take an average person a year and a half to get started.
And Du He actually said that he had practiced it several times...several times... Wen Buren almost wanted to hit someone.
Immediately, Du He was brought to Li Er.
Li Er waved his hand and asked everyone around him to leave.
In the huge Fufeng Garden, only Li Er and Du He were left.
Li Er asked: "Du He, do you hate me?"
Du He looked unmoved: "I don't dare!"
"Don't you dare? Why don't you dare? I know that you have a grudge against me, but I'm not you, and I'm not a child. I can't do whatever I want. I also have my own difficulties!" Li Er said leisurely.
, and then looked at Du He.
Du He's face showed no signs of wavering.
Du He made no comment.
Li Er continued: "I have long said that this matter is unfair to you. Therefore, when the work-for-relief matter is completely completed, I will compensate you and will never treat you badly. However, you are very important today.
There was a Mid-Autumn Poetry Recital. A good poetry recital was turned into a mess by you. How do you explain this?"
"If your Majesty feels that what I have done is wrong, then please forgive me!" Du He said with a heavy face.
Li Er was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing: "Du He, Du He, what do you want me to say about you? You are also a doctor in the Ministry of Industry, and I am the uncle of Huyi County. Why are you so childish?"
, If I wanted to punish you, I would have had you taken down a long time ago. The reason I didn't say anything was because I wanted to see how you vented your anger... And you, as expected, have not changed your true nature as the great devil, eldest grandson
Wuji is the Sikong of the current dynasty, with a high and powerful position, but you are so angry that he vomits blood. This matter...it’s okay not to mention this matter!"
Speaking of this, Li Er actually felt a little relieved. But he couldn't express it.
As an emperor, Li Er likes to control the world, but this time the alliance between Changsun Wuji and Changsun Wugou actually forced him to retreat continuously, and he was already unhappy.
Therefore, when he saw Du He's general Zhang Sun Wuji vomiting blood in anger, although Li Er was a little angry, deep down he felt a little happy.
When Du He saw him, how could he not guess Li Er's little thoughts? He thought to himself, Your Majesty is not a pervert, right?
But I heard Li Er say: "However, what happened today has a bad impact. If I don't punish you for your crime, I'm afraid it will be difficult to cover up the public... However, it is not impossible!"
Du He looked at Li Er's sinister look and knew that this guy was harboring some bad ideas.