The old man was silent for a long time and suddenly asked: "Boy, why do you say this?"
Du He smiled, pointed at the old man, and said: "Seeing that although you are dressed plainly, you can fish in His Majesty's back garden. You must have a high status and should have no worries about food and clothing, but you come here to fish, and you caught a fish."
If you are still not satisfied with a basketful of food, isn't it a pain in the ass?"
Balls hurt?
This was the first time the old man heard this word, but he immediately understood its meaning.
I even feel that a certain part of my body that has long been weak is a little chilly.
That's right, he just has a pain in the balls and is so idle.
"Boy, this is the first time I've met you. What you said is very interesting. That's right, what I'm fishing for is not fish, I'm fishing for loneliness, hahaha... What a penetrating statement." The old man suddenly laughed heartily, feeling that Du He was very
interesting.
The old man looked at Du He curiously and asked, "I have never seen you before. Which family are you from?"
Du He didn't intend to hide it: "My father is Lai Guogong, do you know him?"
The old man thought for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Oh, Du Xiaozi's son, he looks somewhat similar. It's just that Du Xiaozi has read poetry and books all his life and is a rigorous man, but he gave birth to a son like you.
It’s probably quite a headache.”
Du He was shocked. This old man, in a very arrogant tone, actually called his cheap dad Du Xiaozi?
Du He smiled and said: "Old man, you are too busy, and the fish will run away later."
When the old man heard this, his face, which had been gloomy, relaxed.
Then, I heard the old man say: "A few years ago, I had an idea to catch all the fish in this lake. After a few years, the fish did not decrease, but increased. Alas, as I get older, I am braver.
It’s not as good as it used to be.”
Du He curled his lips: "A good man may not mention his bravery, but you will never catch all the fish in your life. If you want to catch all these fish, you can't just rely on brute force, you have to use your brain..."
After hearing this, the old man was very interested and asked hurriedly: "What can I do? Tell me quickly!"
But Du He started to show off: "Want to know?"
The old man nodded like a primary school student who wanted to eat a lollipop.
Du He pointed to the fish in the basket: "I'm hungry, why don't you contribute these fish to us, let's eat grilled fish, and then talk after eating!"
The old man looked at Du He and nodded: "That's fine, I haven't eaten such game in many years."
Du He and the old man picked up some dry firewood by the lake.
After getting all the ingredients, Du He said regretfully: "It would be nice if there were some seasonings."
"That's easy!"
The old man waved his hand, and suddenly a man in black appeared out of nowhere.
The old man pointed at the man in black and said, "Boy, if you want any condiments, tell him and he will get them."
Du He was surprised and said: "Oh, old man, you can do it. You can even take things from the palace. Then prepare the following materials for me..."
The man in black disappeared and returned shortly after, bringing all the condiments Du He asked for.
Then Du He took matters into his own hands, slaughtered and gutted the fish, cleaned it, skewered it with wooden sticks, and placed it on top of the firewood pile.
The man in black took out a fire stick to light a fire, but Du He waved his hand and took out a lighter.
Kata.
The fire was lit.
The old man and the man in black looked at Du He's lighter and were filled with envy.
When Du He started grilling the fish, the old man waved his hand and the man in black disappeared.
In a short time, two grilled fish were ready. Du He sprinkled salt and other condiments on them, grilled them over and over again, and then said: "Come out of the pan, fresh grilled fish, this fish is pure natural
, so delicious.”
The old man couldn't wait to take one, took a bite, swallowed it without caring about burning it, and exclaimed: "Wow, it's so delicious. This is the first time I have eaten such delicious grilled fish. I have never eaten it in my life."
Alive."
What he got in return was a look of contempt from Du He.
Good guy, in a short time, the two of them actually ate ten fishes, the old man ate six, and Du He only ate four.
Finally, when there was really not much to eat, Du He stopped.
The old man stood up, touched his round belly, and said with a smile: "Boy, you are very good! You are the first one to make me happy in so many years!"
Seeing that it was getting late, Du He said: "Okay, I should go back, otherwise His Majesty will send people to search for me later. Hey, once you are trapped in the palace, you will have no choice but to do it yourself. Goodbye, old man..."
With that, Du He turned around and left, singing loudly: "I think I am a little bird, and I can't fly high..."
The old man listened to this strange singing, and suddenly Nono said to himself: "Little bird, it can't fly high, haha, it's interesting!"
The man in black suddenly appeared behind him and asked: "Master, you seem to like this little guy very much?"
The old man nodded noncommittally and asked, "How did he get into the palace?"
The man in black paused and said, "I heard that he molested Princess Runan and Princess Changle, and was then caught by His Majesty and taken to a kilometer to reflect on his mistakes!"
When the old man heard this, he burst out laughing: "Hahaha, after so many years, someone finally dares to challenge him..."
The man in black had a look of astonishment on his face. He hadn't seen a smile on his master's face for many years. There were more smiles today than in the past seven or eight years combined.
…
Wake up.
Du He found that the sky was bright and he had a wonderful sleep.
Du He hurriedly called Zhao Yang over.
"Master Du, what are your orders?"
Du He asked: "Lu Bu stayed in the palace last night, are you still used to it?"
Zhao Yang was shocked in his heart that Du He, the son of a dignified prince, actually cared about a servant.
He hurriedly replied: "Master Du, don't worry. Lu Bu stayed with General Li Junxian who was guarding the imperial city last night, so the conditions will naturally be good."
Du He nodded assuredly: "Go and call him over."
After a short time, Zhao Yang brought Lu Bu to Du He.
Du He explained: "Lu Bu, please go back to your hometown and tell Zhang Du and Wang Erniu that even if I am not here, do not stop work, step by step, speed up production, and by the way, tell Lao Fu, no matter what the needs of the furniture factory are, try to meet them!
"
"Yes! Master. I'll go back quickly and come back to protect you." Lu Bu agreed and walked away.
Zhao Yang looked at it and thought to himself, these master and servant are both strange people.
Later, Du He had breakfast.
He habitually turns on the super lottery system.
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you received 13 shock points from Li Shimin!"
"Congratulations to the host, for receiving 8 shock points from Zhao Yang!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have received 9 shock points from Wen Buren!"
"Congratulations to the host, you got 2 shock points from Lao Fu!"
…
Host: Du He.
Age:15.
Shock value: 179.
Du He said happily: "I can draw a lottery again... I don't know what I can get this time!"