Before going to bed, Du He turned on the super lottery system.
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you received 10 shock points from Cheng Yaojin!"
"Congratulations to the host, you received 10 shock points from Qin Qiong!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have received 5 shock points from Li Junxian!"
"Congratulations to the host, for receiving 12 shock points from Tan Zong!"
"Congratulations to the host, you have received 1 shock value from the monk's name!"
"Congratulations to the host, you received 1 shock value from Li Erniu!"
"Congratulations to the host, for receiving 2 shock points from Zhang Tiedan!"
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Du He counted and found that there were more than a hundred people behind him with shock values of 1.
It took him a long time to figure out that it turned out that the news that he had escaped from marriage spread throughout Chang'an City, and many people who wanted to eat melon contributed to his shock value.
"Host: Du He."
"Age: 15."
"Shock value: 360."
With nothing to do, Du He decided to draw a lottery.
You can draw once for every 100 shock value, so there are exactly three draws, and there is still something left.
"lottery!"
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you have received a box of ibuprofen sustained-release capsules."
Snap, a medicine box fell into Du He's hand.
Du He picked it up and saw a line of big words on it: Ibuprofen Sustained Release Capsules.
In addition, there are no markings.
"It's actually a box of painkillers? It's useless even if I want it!" Du He said speechlessly.
He had just drawn Lu Bu, the general of the Three Kingdoms, in the morning. He thought he could draw Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, this time, but he didn't know that a box of medicine was given to Dafa.
Du He picked up the ibuprofen sustained-release capsule and said, "Continue the lottery!"
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you have received a box of Donkey Glue Blood Replenishing Granules."
A gift box appeared in Du He's hand.
It was a certain brand of donkey glue blood-tonifying granules that he had seen frequently advertised on TV before, but now there was no trademark information.
Du He was angry at that time: "System, did you do it on purpose? I am a big man, and you gave me such a thing. Isn't it for women?"
System: "Host, the lottery in this system is completely random."
Du He: "..."
I was really tricked and there was no place to reason.
There is still 160 shock value left!
"Smoke it again!"
Ding!
"Congratulations to the host, you got a Chinese cigarette."
Du He's eyes suddenly widened.
After searching for a long time, I finally got a more reliable one.
He picked up the Chinese cigarette and observed it carefully, confirming that it was the one he had smoked before.
Du He couldn't wait to open it, took out one, lit it with a fire stick, and took a sip.
"It still smells familiar... It would be perfect if I had a lighter!" Du He said with some regret.
After smoking two in a row, Du He went to sleep satisfied.
A night of silence.
Early the next morning, before Du He could get up, Lu Bu came to the room and said, "Master, there is an old guy outside who claims to be your father. I have driven him away."
Du He: "..."
Damn it, this big guy really doesn’t have any brains.
Du He almost fell to his knees.
Although Du Ruhui is his cheap daddy, he still has some feelings.
Du He got up in a hurry. He didn't have time to wash up, so he hurried outside.
I saw Du Ruhui and a dozen guards, all lying on the ground.
"Dad, how did you find this place?" Du He stepped forward with a smile and asked.
Du Ruhui pointed at Du He, almost speechless with anger: "You... traitor, you still have the nerve to say that, now the whole Chang'an city knows about your great achievements, you have brought shame on our Du family.
, Escape from marriage is a capital crime, if it had been anyone else, they would have killed the Nine Clans!"
Du He shrugged: "Dad, please don't be so surprised. Aren't I living well now? Besides, I am now the honorary class leader of Huguo Temple. Your Majesty just wants to accuse me.
We also have to see if Buddhism agrees."
In the Central Plains during this period, Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism were rivers. Among the lower class people, Buddhism was very popular. Although the emperor was the boss, he sometimes had to worry about the influence of Confucianism, Buddhism, and Taoism.
When Du Ruhui heard this, he was so surprised that he opened his mouth wide.
He is very clear about the status of leader in various temples, and he cannot hold the position unless he is an eminent monk.
My son, known as one of the four evils of Chang'an, who spends his days looking for flowers and willows, without reading poetry or Buddhist scriptures, can actually become the leader of the Huguo Temple?
Tan Zong, who was next to him, hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Don't doubt it, Mr. Lai Guo. Early this morning, the temple has been registered. Mr. Du has become the honorary leader of our temple and enjoys the highest honor in Buddhism in the world!"
Du Ruhui looked at Du He who was carefree and suddenly realized that he couldn't understand his son.
He sighed: "In that case, please come with me to the palace to meet the Holy Spirit. I hope Your Majesty will forgive you for your treason for the sake of my dedication to the Tang Dynasty!"
An hour later.
Du He followed Du Ruhui, and the father and son walked into the Tai Chi Hall one after the other.
When Li Er saw Du He, he was very angry and shouted: "Du He, do you know the crime?"
Du He pretended to be dumbfounded, laughed, and then hurriedly stepped forward, took out a Chinese stick, and handed it to Li Er.
"Boss, calm down and smoke a cigarette to calm down!"
Li Er looked at the cigarette in his hand with a confused look on his face.
What is this and why have I never seen it before?
"Du He, what is this?"
"Your Majesty," Du He introduced, "this is a cigarette, called Zhonghua. As the saying goes, there is nothing that a cigarette cannot solve, especially when you are angry. Come on, let me show you."
Du He took out the huozhezi, lit one for himself, then took a sip and exhaled the smoke.
Li Er was very curious when he saw this.
Du He ordered some for him, and Li Er imitated Du He's example and took a sip.
"Cough cough cough..."
The first time he smoked, Li Er choked heavily and coughed violently.
The palace maid and eunuch next to him hurriedly stepped forward worriedly. Zhao Yang, the chamberlain, reprimanded loudly: "Du He is so bold that he dares to murder His Majesty!"
With that said, he summoned the guards with swords at the door to take down Du He.
Du Ruhui was so frightened that his face turned pale.
Why is my son so troublesome?
Li Er waved his hand hurriedly: "Okay...it's really good. Is this a cigarette? It's really strong, hahaha..."
Li Er took a few more puffs, and suddenly, a feeling of relief spread throughout his body.
Du He curled his lips and thought to himself, this is the first time I met someone who became addicted after just two puffs.
Soon, after finishing one cigarette, Li Er followed Du He's example and put out the cigarette butt. He asked anxiously: "Du He, how many more of these cigarettes do you have? Hand them over to me, and I will spare you the death penalty!"
"
Du He thought to himself, I will not be fooled.
He hurriedly said: "Back to Your Majesty, these cigarettes are gone. If Your Majesty wants to smoke Zhonghua, you might as well have someone search for it. Your Majesty owns the Tang Dynasty and has everything, not to mention cigarettes."
Li Er was very happy: "You Du He, you dare to accuse me of using my status as an emperor to suppress you. Why don't you learn it well? After reading your unknown poem, Yu Shinan and Kong Yingda were full of praise.
With your talent and learning, you are not inferior to the famous talents in Chang'an... But you are going to do the four evils of Chang'an, which is really a headache..."
Before Li Er finished speaking, he saw a eunuch running in hurriedly, looking panicked.