From top to bottom, there are thirteen paths in total.
Count it again to confirm it is correct.
Chen Shuda breathed a sigh of relief: "Thirteen days, and in two more days, we can leave this place. Speaking of which, I'm still a little reluctant to leave!"
Yes, it’s not that Chen Shuda was crazy, but when he got the news that the entire Ministry of Rites was demoted one level and fined half a year’s salary, he suddenly discovered that feeding pandas and alpacas was such a happy thing. Besides, these two
Although this guy is naughty, he looks very cute. He is with him every day. If nothing else, he is in a happy mood.
In the past thirteen days, there has been no paperwork, no intrigues, no intrigues, and even my useless little son has been out of sight and out of mind, so my mood is naturally much smoother.
"Dangdang..."
Chen Shuda actually sat under the shade of a tree and started humming a ditty.
Just as he hummed a few words, a voice sounded from behind him: "Master Chen is so elegant!"
Chen Shuda turned around and saw Du He walking into the yard with a smile on his face.
In the past, Chen Shuda would always feel disgusted when seeing Du He. But today, for some reason, the more he looks at Du He, the more cute he feels.
Perhaps it was because Yang Yuhua was sent to Lingnan.
"Master Chen, have you eaten?" Du He came over, sat down, and asked.
Chen Shuda shook his head: "Blessings come from misfortunes, and misfortunes come from blessings. Du He, you didn't expect that you let me feed alpacas and pandas here, but you let me escape. You said I
Should I hate you or thank you?"
Du He chuckled: "Mr. Chen, what are you talking about? What kind of relationship do we have?"
As he said that, he actually wanted to put his arm around Chen Shuda's shoulders, but Chen Shuda quickly dodged it: "Stop it, I'm not very familiar with you, but this time it's a blessing in disguise. I will remember your favor. However, I heard that you are outside
Say, I spend my days in Dream Group hanging around with shit and urine, and become a combination of pandas and alpacas... Is this possible?"
He stared into Du He's eyes.
Du He's heart moved.
Which dog leaked the news?
However, he remained calm on the surface: "Mr. Chen, it's just a joke and a rumor. It's not surprising. It's not surprising. Mr. Chen and I have no grudges in the past. How can we ruin your reputation? Today...
I just came to tell you that this bet is void. Mr. Chen, you should hurry back to the Ministry of Etiquette. Now the Ministry of Etiquette is in chaos. If you don't take action, Your Majesty should blame me."
"really?"
“It really can’t be truer!”
Brother, please leave quickly. You know all the bad things about you. If you stay here and find out other truths, you will not be able to skin this young master alive.
Chen Shuda thought for a while and said: "Okay, Du He, the Ministry of Rites has important matters now, so I won't stay too long. I will come back another day to visit the panda and alpaca, and have a drink with you by the way. You have done a lot of bad things.
But overall he’s a good person!”
Good guy?
Du He was a little helpless.
Afterwards, Chen Shuda packed his bags and left in a carriage arranged by Dream Group.
Du He hurriedly called the old man over: "Go ahead and tell him not to let Chen Shuda step into the Dream Group from now on."
"What?" Old Fu looked confused.
"Don't ask, just don't let him in."
"I understand, Master!" Old Fu nodded in confusion, but his heart was still full of doubts.
…
Chen Shuda did not return to the Chen Mansion, but went directly to the Ministry of Rites.
When they saw Chen Shuda, the officials of the Ministry of Rites were so excited that they hugged each other and cried.
Chen Shuda also couldn't help crying.
He had only been away for more than ten days, but he didn't expect such a big thing to happen in the Ministry of Rites.
"Everyone, Chen is sorry for everyone!" Chen Shuda said guiltily as he handed over his hands.
"Wow……"
Several sentimental officials couldn't help but burst into tears again.
Finally, Yao Ke, the Minister of Civil Affairs, stood up and asked with concern: "Master Chen, are you okay?"
Chen Shuda said: "The life of Dream Group is a little bit difficult, but I am a person who keeps his promises. The sage said that I am benevolent, righteous, propriety, wise and trustworthy. I have done a good job in this faith, so no matter how hard or tiring it is, it doesn't matter.
What, let the world see that I, Chen Shuda, am a person who is willing to accept defeat."
Yao Ke looked a little strange and said, "Sir, this is not what the official is talking about."
"Oh? Is there anything else?"
"Yes... I don't know whether I should tell you or not!" Yao Ke was a little embarrassed.
Chen Shuda looked confused and said decisively: "Say!"
Chen Shuda said: "This time, the Japanese people went to the Tang Dynasty to demonstrate, but they were defeated in despair, and a prince died. The whole world saw that the Tang Dynasty was prosperous. His Majesty Long Yan was so happy that he hosted a banquet for the ministers at Tai Chi Palace last night. This matter
, do you know?”
"Of course I know!" Chen Shuda thought to himself, there were people from the palace who invited me to the Dream Group. Unfortunately, I was worried that the Ministry of Rites would be punished this time, so I was too embarrassed to go see His Majesty.
Yao Ke said: "Last night, at the dinner party, Du He, the Duke of Huyi County, drank too much and made a speech while drunk."
"Hahaha, he must be full of ugliness. Du He, this kid, finally, hahaha... Hey, no, did he say something bad about me?" Chen Shuda was suddenly startled.
Yao Ke nodded helplessly: "The Duke of Huyi County, in front of all the civil and military officials, tell me that you have been living with feces and urine all day long, and you have been reduced to everything like pandas and alpacas!"
"Oh, I know about this, Du He, it's really hateful." Chen Shuda had already known about this, so when he heard it at this moment, although he was angry, he would not lose his composure.
Seeing this, Yao Ke added: "Also, he said you took off your clothes and ran naked by the Bahe River!"
"ah?"
"He also said that you have to call several young women from Pingkangfang to your room every day!"
"ah……"
"He also said, why did the 90-year-old woman die naked on the street? Why did hundreds of female donkeys scream in the middle of the night? Why were the pheasants in the chicken pens repeatedly raped? Why were the clothes of the aunts on the banks of the Bahe River frequently stolen? The serial rape of cows
, who did it? The door of the old nun is knocked every night. Is it a human or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little bitches? Behind all this, is the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality?
Is it the explosion of desire or the helplessness of hunger? These...all have something to do with you!"
"What?"
"Du He, I'm not done with you!"
"puff……"
Chen Shuda opened his mouth and blood spurted out.
…
Early the next morning.
"Sir, it's time to go to court in the morning!" the butler reminded carefully.
Chen Shuda was lying on the bed, his heart was filled with despair.
Du He, your uncle!
Just drink if you want, no one will care about you.
It's okay for you to make a gaffe while drunk, why should you insult someone's innocence?
Didn’t I impeach you several times over the issue of tribute from Japan?
Are you going to retaliate like this?
Chen Shuda wished he could crawl into a hole in the ground and see no one!
The most helpless thing about this matter is that everyone knows it is false, so he has no reason to go to Li Er to complain. He can only express his sorrow and shed tears in his heart.