"This is Marshal Tianpeng, how dare you think about eating it!"
"This old man is hopeless!"
When everyone heard this, they all started to curse.
Everyone's opinions are surprisingly unanimous.
Looking at their appearance, looking at what they eat, and looking at their origins, do you think they are domestic pigs raised by us?
Du He couldn't help but smile. He raised his hand and pressed it down. The scene suddenly became quiet.
Du He said: "This is a good question, old man. I can tell you that this pig can be eaten. Not only can it be eaten, but it is also a great supplement. If a dying person eats one bite, his life can be extended by three years. If a person is sick, eating it can extend his life by three years."
One bite of the pancake will make you well. Ordinary people will live longer and never get sick if they eat it. Men will last longer after eating it, and women will be more beautiful after eating it. This is the fairy pig, and the magical effects of the fairy pig are beyond your imagination."
"Wow……"
Everyone opened their mouths in surprise.
Can it be eaten?
"Can fairy pigs be eaten and have so many benefits?"
"Mom, I want to eat pork!"
"It looks like a bite!"
Someone stammered and asked: "May I ask the Marquis of Huyi County, how much does it cost to take a bite, a lot, a lot, a lot?"
Du He stretched out a finger: "One million..."
The whole place was silent.
One million dollars?
too expensive.
Can't afford it, can't afford it!
I'm afraid only the emperor can take a bite.
But Du He didn't finish his words, "...Guan!"
One million sticks?
Everyone's heart skipped a beat.
To many people present, the combined amount of money earned by eighteen generations of ancestors did not amount to this much.
This pig... can only be looked at.
However, everyone was drooling when they stared at these two big white pigs.
I really want to take a bite!
At this time, a lame guy suddenly ran out from the crowd. He rushed up, threw himself on the ground, picked up a piece of white, thick and straight pig hair, and then burst out laughing.
This sudden change shocked everyone.
The guards around Du He stepped forward to block Du He, and protected Zhu Bajie and Miss Gao.
The lame man laughed wildly, "It's pig hair, pig hair, fairy pig hair!"
Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the guy swallowed the pig hair in one gulp.
Swish.
The man suddenly stood up and shouted to the sky: "Ah, it's sweet, it's sweet... Hahaha... My feet, my feet don't hurt anymore. Fairy Pig, it really deserves its reputation... Hahahaha..."
This guy laughed and started running forward as fast as flying.
Although it doesn't look very neat, compared with just now, it is like a divine help.
Everyone was stunned.
A piece of pig hair is actually useful?
Isn't it amazing?
Suddenly, someone shouted: "Pig shit!"
"Yes, pig hair is useful, and pig feces must be useful too!"
"Don't grab it, don't grab it, the pig shit is all mine..."
Everyone rushed forward, and the target turned out to be a pile of pig shit on the People's Avenue.
Someone grabbed it and smiled.
Someone didn't grab it and actually cried.
A guy held two piles of pig shit in his hands, happily, carefully staying away from the crowd, ran to the side, stuck out his tongue, licked it, and shouted: "Ah, this taste is really special. It is indeed a fairy pig. Fairy pigs are amazing."
ah……"
When he turned around, he saw a few guys running towards him aggressively, apparently trying to grab the pig shit.
"Don't take my pig shit!"
“Hmph hum…”
In order to avoid being robbed, this guy lowered his head and ate the pig shit cleanly in a few mouthfuls. Then he licked his fingers and proudly said to those people: "The pig shit is mine. You can't snatch it away."
Come on, hahaha..."
Those people were so sorry that they asked, "Brother, may I ask what this pig shit smells like?"
This man was actually a little strange in his heart, because the smell of pig dung was similar to that of cow dung and horse dung, or even stinkier.
However, this is the feces of a fairy pig, so it must be different.
illusion!
It must be my own illusion!
So he said happily: "The excrement of the fairy pig is extraordinary, you don't understand!"
Some people even lay down on the pig excrement and inhaled sharply, then looked satisfied.
…
Du He was completely dumbfounded.
what's going on?
As a moral citizen, Du He had just arranged for Zhang Jian to quickly send people to clean up the pig feces on the People's Avenue so that it would not cause environmental pollution.
Who would have thought that in the blink of an eye, the People's Avenue would be clean, and all the pig shit would be snatched away by everyone.
"If I tell them that these are just two ordinary pigs, will they be beaten to death?"
It’s so confusing!
This is a result that Du He never expected.
Zhang Jian wiped the cold sweat from his forehead: "Master, it's too scary. Thousands of people are grabbing pig shit. It's too scary. Is this pig shit really useful?"
Du He said solemnly: "Of course, this is the shit of a fairy pig, so it is naturally different!"
"oh!"
Now, even if it's not, I can't say it.
Your life is at stake!
These crazy guys are so scary.
Zhang Jian asked: "Master, why do we have to go to war and walk pigs here?"
Du He asked with a smile: "Zecheng, I want to ask you, do you like eating pork?"
Zhang Jian quickly shook his head: "I ate some when I was a kid, and they tasted terrible. I don't want to eat them again!"
"What if it's the meat of this fairy pig?"
"Ah... Fairy Pig, of course I want to eat it!"
"That's it," Du He said, "Actually, pork is pretty good, but I'm afraid it's difficult to change everyone's minds. It's better to tell them that this is the fairy pig, and the coquettish bitch they raised... No,
It's different from local pigs. If we start selling pork in the future, will we still worry about not being able to sell it?"
Zhang Jian's eyes widened: "Master, do you mean to sell pork in the future?"
"Of course, not only must it be sold, but it must be a big hit!"
"It turns out that this is the purpose of the young master, admiration, admiration!" Zhang Jian was so impressed that he fell to the ground.
…
Yushitai.
Wei Zheng has not returned home for two days. In the past two days, he has brought a group of officials to stay at Yushitai to study how to supervise the reform.
Now, after lunch, I have a little leisure time.
Wei Zheng asked: "Didn't I ask you to invite Du He? There are two problems that I can't figure out. I'm afraid it will take Du He's intervention to solve them. After all, he wrote this book..."
The official next to him said hurriedly: "Sir, I went to Dream Group early in the morning, but was rejected. The Duke of Huyi County said that he was very busy and had no time, so he asked us to study it ourselves. He also asked me to give you a message.
talk!"
"What words?"
"He said that nothing in the world is difficult, only those who are willing to do it. If we don't do things well, it means we don't have enough intentions, so we need to work harder!"
"..."
Wei Zheng almost vomited blood.
This brat, even if he doesn't help, he still dares to be sarcastic?
Too abominable.
The official said: "Sir, maybe the father of Huyi County is really busy. After all, the Dream Group is so huge. I heard that there are tens of thousands of people waiting to be fed. Every time it stops for a day, it will lose thousands of coins.
.”
Before he finished speaking, an official hurried over and asked excitedly: "Everyone, do you know? Duhe, the Duke of Huyi County, is walking pigs in Chang'an City now!"
Walking a pig?
Old Wei's eyes darkened, he turned his head and glared hard at the official who had just spoken.
Busy, busy as hell!
This guy actually walked the pig in his spare time!