You are the majestic founding emperor, and yet you curse others.
Bah, you are even more shameless!
Of course, Du He could only think this way in his heart.
When I cursed people just now, it was to cure illness.
Now I want to scold him. If the Supreme Emperor throws himself into a lake out of his mind, then he will be doomed.
He chuckled, came close to Li Yuan, and said mysteriously: "Your Majesty, I have recently created a big treasure. Do you want to see my big treasure?"
Li Yuan subconsciously looked down at Du He's waist and cursed: "You shameless thing!"
"Ah..." Du He didn't expect that the mighty Emperor's thoughts were nastier than his own, so he quickly said, "The Grand Emperor, I'm not that kind of person. What I'm saying is, do you want to see what's on the moon?"
Li Yuan said angrily: "On the moon, there is Guanghan Palace, osmanthus trees, Chang'e..."
"Wrong, actually, there is neither Guanghan Palace nor Chang'e on the moon!" Du He said firmly. He did not expect that Li Yuan turned out to be a superstitious old feudal man.
Li Yuan was anxious: "Why not? The history books say..."
"History books are nothing. If I say they don't exist, they don't exist!"
"You don't have all your hair, you know nothing!"
"Your Majesty, how about making a bet?" Du He said with a slight smile.
Li Yuan actually agreed simply: "Okay, how to bet?"
Du He pointed at the moon and said with a smile: "It's very simple. I bet that there is neither Guanghan Palace nor Chang'e above the full moon. If I lose, I will agree to the Supreme Emperor on one condition, even if you let me come back from Hu County to accompany you every day.
It won’t be a problem for you to play mahjong.”
Li Yuan's eyes lit up.
As a person who likes to play mahjong, I actually like gambling very much.
"Okay, don't regret it! If I lose, I will agree to a condition."
Du He curled his lips.
His Majesty Li Er still owes me one condition.
It seems that this promise condition is inherited from your royal family.
“It’s a deal!”
"a man of his words!"
This is how the bet came into effect.
Li Yuan said uneasily: "But how can I prove that what you said is true? My statement is supported by historical books, and you can also ask Li Chunfeng to testify."
"What you hear is false, and history books may not be true. The best way is to go and see it for yourself!" Du He said lightly.
Li Yuan was stunned.
"Are you kidding me? You want me to go to the moon?"
This idea is so crazy.
Du He said: "No, Your Majesty, the great treasure I just mentioned is the telescope. As the name suggests, this thing can see very far away and can see every move on the moon. To put it bluntly, with this telescope
, Your Majesty, you, the old man, stand on the moon and urinate. I can see clearly from here through the telescope..."
Li Yuan blushed and pointed at Du He: "... vulgar, really vulgar!"
However, although this statement was crude, it immediately made Li Yuan understand the truth about the telescope.
He hurriedly grabbed Du He's sleeve: "There is such a magical thing in the world, bring it here quickly, I want to see it!"
Du He explained: "This big treasure is a bit big. You may have to come out of the palace with me to see it!"
"Okay, get out of the palace and leave immediately."
Li Yuan couldn't wait and called the black slave over, then urged Du He to leave the palace.
After leaving the palace, we took Du He's carriage and arrived at Chang'an International Shopping Center in a short time.
Today's shopping mall has obtained Li Er's consent and is open all night.
Although there is a curfew system and ordinary people are not allowed to go out after dark, the most important thing in Chang'an City is the powerful. These people can ignore the curfew and many people will hang out in shopping malls at night.
Du He took Li Yuan straight to the top of the building.
"Where's the big baby?" Li Yuan couldn't wait any longer.
Du He pointed to a room on the roof and said, "Your Majesty, please come with me!"
This is a small house with only surrounding walls but no roof.
When I came to the house, I saw that what was placed in the center was the astronomical telescope obtained by Du He in a lottery. It had been specially treated and looked unattractive. The most important thing was that it had been fixed on the roof of the shopping mall. If someone wanted to put it
Take it away unless the roof is removed.
Li Yuan looked disgusted: "Can you see Chang'e on the moon with this piece of crap?"
"No, Your Majesty, there is no Chang'e on the moon!" Walking into the room, Du He seemed to have become a scientific researcher, and he spoke very rigorously.
I saw him step forward and adjust the astronomical telescope.
Then he said: "Your Majesty, please!"
Li Yuan curiously followed Du He's instructions, walked forward, bent down, put his eyes in front of the eyepiece, and closed the other eye.
Du He started to adjust from the side.
Li Yuan first saw a bright ball.
Immediately, the ball got closer and closer to him.
He knew that this was the moon.
Watching the moon getting bigger and bigger, I was really shocked.
Then, it got bigger and bigger and clearer.
The bright and clean moon turned gray.
Later, Li Yuan saw that the moon was like a desert, with sand everywhere and many rings of mountains.
What about Guanghan Palace?
Where is Chang'e?
And the laurel tree?
Nothing at all!
Li Yuan couldn't even believe his eyes.
He rubbed his eye, looked at it, and then switched to the other eye.
The legends are all false.
The history books are also nonsense.
There is nothing at all on the moon.
There are not even trees or flowers!
The moon, which has been praised by people since ancient times, is actually not as good as our own Nishineiden.
Li Yuan felt miserably deceived and was speechless for a long time.
"Boy Du, you didn't lie to me, did you? What I saw was the real moon?" Li Yuan stared at the dark telescope with an unnatural look on his face.
Du He patted his chest and said: "Your Majesty, even if I have the courage of a hundred... no, ten thousand, I would not dare to lie to you. Seeing is believing, and hearing is false. I guarantee this with my character.
It’s a bit of a lie!”
Li Yuan said disgustedly: "I heard that your character is not very good!"
"I, please use the character of Lord Changsun Wuji to vouch for the head office! If I dare to deceive the Supreme Emperor, then Lord Changsun will be worse than a pig or a dog." Du He said helplessly.
Li Yuan: "..."
Li Yuan stared at the telescope, but like a hungry man who saw the fairy in Pingkangfang, his eyes suddenly lit up and he couldn't move his legs.
"This thing is called a telescope. It's very... very good. I suddenly discovered that watching the moon is much more interesting than playing mahjong..." Li Yuannuonuo said to himself.
Du He chuckled: "Your Majesty, this telescope can not only see the moon, but also the stars. I can find all the twenty-eight stars for you. Look..."
Du He did some operations.
Li Yuan was as excited as a child and couldn't put it down to observe.