Chapter 702 Turning your face is faster than turning a book
When Du He heard this, his eyebrows immediately wrinkled.
Snapped.
He slapped the table and said angrily: "What kind of dog is speaking ill of me in the court? Your Majesty even sent the censor. This is to supervise me. Someone, come and put this Liu
Give this piece of shit to the King of Shu and tell him to let Liu enter the city standing upright and leave sideways. Do you really think that this young master is a soft persimmon?"
Zhang Jian said with shame: "Young Master, this person's name is Liu Xiu. According to people in the palace, he was sent to assist the Young Master in raising pigs!"
"What? Who is Liu Xiu?"
Du He was a little dumbfounded?
What kind of trouble is this?
Ma Zhou said from the side: "County Lord, Liu Xiunai is the supervisory censor, and he can be regarded as my colleague at the beginning. He is ruthless and ruthless, and he will retaliate when he shows his teeth. He has made many friends in the court..."
"Let them come in. I want to see what kind of piece of shit this censor is!"
"yes!"
After a while, Ximen Qing walked in first.
"My slave has met the county magistrate, and on your majesty's order, he sent Mr. Liu, the supervisory censor, to the county government office to assist the county magistrate in raising pigs!" Ximen Qing and Du He were also old friends, and they were very happy when they met.
"It turns out to be the manager of Ximen. I wonder what your majesty is doing?" Du He was a little confused.
Ximen Qing smiled and briefly explained what happened in the morning.
At the end, he added: "Before coming, Your Majesty asked your servant to bring a message to the county magistrate, saying that this time is just a small punishment for Mr. Liu, and I hope you, the county magistrate, will not treat Mr. Liu harshly."
Du He slapped his thigh: "I see, General Manager Ximen, please go back and report to Your Majesty. As the magistrate of Hu County, I certainly understand His Majesty's painstaking efforts. Mr. Liu is a good person to take care of and will never wrong him. Come on, hurry up."
Prepare a table of food and wine, and I will personally entertain Manager Ximen and Yushi Liu!"
…
This was the gloomiest day in Liu Xiu's life.
Early in the morning, after he entered the court, he was high-spirited and dared to be the first to criticize Du He in the morning court. He thought that this would get His Majesty's attention and the admiration of all the officials, because this is what Wei Zheng, the number one critic in the Tang Dynasty, did.
I remember that when Master Wei was young, he was so angry that he was so angry that even His Majesty the Emperor was often rendered speechless by him. Several morning court meetings ended unhappily every month because of Master Wei's verbal quarrels with officials.
Liu Xiu's dream is to become the second Wei Zheng.
I heard that Prime Minister Du is about to retire, and the next prime minister will definitely be Mr. Wei.
When the time comes, there is still hope for the imperial censor to compete.
But little did he know that things would develop beyond his expectation.
His Majesty was so furious because Wudi Bank involved Princess Runan that he sent himself to Hu County to raise pigs.
Su heard that Du He was arrogant, unreasonable and harsh, and would blow up people's houses if they disagreed with him, so he fled to Hu County, fearing that he would be doomed.
At this moment, he stood at the gate of the county government office and couldn't help but be a little surprised when he saw people coming in and out, all of them with their feet not touching the ground.
This small county government is actually busier than the six ministries of the Central Government?
Just as I was thinking about this, footsteps suddenly came from behind me.
"Oh, Liu Yushi, welcome to Hu County. This county, on behalf of the people of Hu County, welcomes you very much. With Liu Yushi's presence, Hu County will shine brightly!" A somewhat familiar voice sounded.
Liu Xiu turned around and saw that it was Du He, Ma Zhou and others who came out to greet him in person.
He was suddenly startled.
Why do you think Du He is so easy to get along with?
Du He stepped forward, took Liu Xiu's hand, and said excitedly: "Liu Yushi, please come in quickly. I just heard that you have been wronged. This county is also very sad, but don't worry, you are here."
The county will rest for a few days, and when His Majesty's anger subsides, Liu Yushi can return to the court."
Liu Xiu was stunned for a moment, but his heart was stunned. This piece of shit Du He didn't seem to be as scary as the rumors.
Humph, you know your character, I am the censor. If you are rude to me, I will definitely impeach you when you return to the court.
Liu Xiu was taken to the backyard by Du He in a daze, where he saw that the cooks had already prepared food and wine.
After finishing the meal, Liu Xiu discovered that Du He was said to be the best foodie in the world, and he lived up to his reputation. The food here was much better than at home.
His impression of Du He changed a lot.
After eating, Ximen Qing said goodbye and left.
…
Ximen Qing returned to the palace dusty and rushed to see Li Er as soon as possible.
Li Er asked: "How did things go?"
Ximen Qing hurriedly replied: "Your Majesty, all the servants have been taken care of."
Li Er nodded: "That's good. In front of all the civil and military officials, I sent Liu Xiu to raise pigs. Although I was angry, I wanted to set an example and give Du He a chance to stop the officials from talking about it.
This matter... I have good intentions, but who knows? Although Liu Xiu is hateful, raising pigs is too harsh. What I am worried about is that Du He will really send Liu Xiu to raise pigs.
Liu Xiu is old and can't stand the trouble."
Ximen Qing then said: "Your Majesty, please rest assured. The Duke of Huyi County has always understood the truth. Today he even prepared delicious food for Lord Liu to wash away the dust. At the table, the County Lord and Lord Liu hit it off and chatted happily. Come to think of it,
The county magistrate must understand your majesty’s painstaking efforts!”
"Du He, you have grown up..." Li was very pleased.
…
at the same time.
The backyard of Huxian County Government Office.
Liu Xiu was so drunk that he stroked his beard, stepped forward, patted Du He on the shoulder, and said tongue-tied: "My dear nephew, you...are very..."
Snapped.
Du He looked disgusted, slapped Liu Xiu's hand away, and asked, "Who are you?"
Liu Xiu: "..."
"I...I am the censor of the current dynasty, Liu Xiu. I have a close relationship with your father, Du Xiang...you call me uncle, and I will call you nephew!" Liu Xiu said.
Snapped.
Du He slammed the table and said angrily: "Where did this bitch come from? He dares to call himself my young master's uncle. Someone, pull him down and give him a good beating!"
Liu Xiu was stunned.
We were having a great conversation just now, why did it change in the blink of an eye?
This falling out is faster than flipping through a book!
"Du He... Du He, are you drunk?"
he shouted.
Du He sneered: "I am very sober, you bitch, you dare to claim to be my uncle. It is really unreasonable. Humph, Your Majesty asked you to raise pigs, how dare you brag here? You really don't know how to live or die.
!Someone is coming!”
Zhang Jian had already rushed in with his men and captured Liu Xiu.
Zhang Jian asked: "Master, in what name?"
Du He waved his hand: "My lord, I don't need a reason."
"oh!"
"Du He, I'm not done with you!"
"Irreconcilable!"
"You're going too far..."
Liu Xiu shouted and was pulled down.
Du He waved his hand and called Zhang Jian over: "Check his background carefully. Lao Ma said that this man is cruel and ruthless, and he will show his teeth in retaliation. If we don't treat him well, I'm afraid something bad will happen!"
"
"Yes, young master, this time, I will greet him personally!" Zhang Jian chuckled.
Zhang Jian has no other skills, but this ability to torture people is definitely top-notch in Fenya.