Chapter seven hundred and thirty-eight the world's first-class smart
Du He rubbed his eyes and saw clearly that the fat little black man riding on the horse was actually Li Ke.
I saw Li Ke riding his horse excitedly and asking: "Teacher, are we going to kill the cow?"
Du He: "..."
He quickly made a silent gesture towards Li Ke and whispered: "Your Highness, according to the laws of the Tang Dynasty, killing cattle is against the law. Please don't harm me..."
Li Ke didn't take it seriously and curled his lips and said: "What's the big deal? I've killed five cows this month... However, it seems that they were all sent to the county government and I didn't eat any of them... I still miss beef a little bit."
What’s the taste?”
Du He coughed, feeling a little embarrassed.
Because these ten cows were all studied by Du He, and the results were very fruitful, some were steamed, some were braised, and some were roasted and eaten.
He hurriedly said: "Your Highness, let's not kill the cattle today. All the cattle in Huxian County are about to be killed. It's not good to go on like this... There is news from Chang'an that the Emperor has eyesight. Let's go and have a look."
Stab.
Li Ke's expression changed, and he suddenly raised his sword, swung it around a few times, and cursed: "Which dog dares to hurt Grandpa Huang? Come on, teacher, tell me quickly and I'll chop him up..."
Li Ke grew up with Li Yuan since childhood, and his feelings for Li Yuan are much deeper than those for Li Er.
Therefore, when he heard that Li Yuan's eyes were injured, he became angry.
Zhang Jian quickly turned away.
Du He waved his hands guiltily: "Your Highness, a manly man, please stay calm and don't be impatient. Let's go back to Chang'an quickly. Your Highness, you are weak and carrying such a big knife is a burden.
Zhang Jian, this piece of shit, can carry it for you..."
With that said, Du He hurriedly took off all the weapons Li Ke was carrying.
Li Ke said with a confused look on his face: "Oh, teacher, just take away the sword, why did you also take away my dagger and riding crop?"
"Teacher, this is for your own good..."
"oh!"
After taking away anything dangerous from Li Ke, Du He waved his hand and set off.
The group quickly returned to Chang'an and went straight to the shopping mall.
…
Rooftop of shopping mall.
The black slave stared at the woman in front of him, covered his chest and said, "Get out of the way. I want to send His Majesty back and ask the imperial doctor to treat him."
He covered his chest, not because he was moved, but because he was kicked twice by the woman in front of him.
The shock in the black slave's heart was indescribable.
He was the number one master in Ouchi back then. Even now, except for his junior brother Wen Buren, few people in the entire palace are his opponents.
But he didn't expect that a woman would cause him a big loss today.
And this woman is none other than Cheng Yiyue.
Cheng Yiyue held the sword and said coldly: "It's impossible. When Du He comes back, you can leave naturally."
The black slave said angrily: "Du He is in Hu County now. When he comes, if something happens to His Majesty, can you bear the responsibility? If something happens to His Majesty, you will be punished by the Nine Tribes."
Cheng Yiyue said calmly: "You can't beat me!"
Black slave: "Get out of the way, I don't care about everything today!"
Cheng Yiyue: "You can't beat me..."
Black slave: "Can you not tell me that I can't beat you?"
The black slave almost vomited blood.
Cheng Yiyue nodded: "Okay!"
Black slave: "Then get out of the way."
Cheng Yiyue: "Impossible!"
Black slave: "...Why?"
Cheng Yiyue: "You can't beat me!"
The black slave gritted his teeth, suddenly got angry and punched Cheng Yiyue.
Unfortunately, Cheng Yiyue was one step ahead and kicked him in the chest first.
boom.
The black slave rolled on the ground several times before stopping.
He struggled to stand up, opened his mouth, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.
The black slave wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth with his sleeve and said coldly: "You are looking for death..."
Swish.
The black slave drew his long sword, his body turned into a black shadow, and he fiercely attacked Cheng Yiyue.
However, as soon as he was halfway through the rush, the black slave stopped, with a look of horror in his eyes.
Because, not far in front of him, behind Cheng Yiyue, there was a smiling face, looking at him with a smile.
It's Du He.
Du He raised his right hand and pointed it at the black slave.
He said calmly: "If you take one more step forward, I will beat you to death!"
As a master, the black slave instantly felt a powerful aura locking him, making him afraid to move. This was not the feeling of being stared at by the same master, but a terrifying aura that had never had any effect.
He finally discovered that there must be something hidden in Du He's right sleeve.
The black slave finally chose to compromise. He took two steps back and put his sword into its sheath: "Du He, His Majesty's eye was injured by your telescope. I must take him back to the palace now and ask the imperial doctor for treatment. Please don't
Stop me, otherwise, even if I lose my life today, I will not hesitate..."
On the side, Li Ke grabbed Du He's sleeve and asked: "Teacher, what kind of telescope? The telescope actually hurt Grandpa Huang?"
Du He scratched his head: "Your Highness, you heard wrong. What the black slave said was looking into the distance, the scenery in the distance. Your ears are not good. Come on, let's go and have a look!"
With that said, he grabbed Li Ke and walked inside.
inside the house.
Li Yuan, however, stamped his eyes with a towel and lay on a chair.
Li Ke rushed over, held Li Yuan's hand, and asked worriedly: "Grandpa Huang, what's wrong with you? Who hurt you? I'm going to chop him up right now."
Li Yuan was very pleased when he heard Li Ke's voice and said: "Ke'er, don't mess around. How can you fight and kill? Is the opponent so powerful that you want to chop him up?"
Li Ke wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "What's the big deal? I have three hundred cities and can travel throughout the Tang Dynasty!"
Du He: "..."
This bitch is really arrogant!
Du He quickly pushed Li Ke away and said, "Get out of the way, the most important thing is to treat the injury right now."
With that said, Du Hol pulled a chair over and sat down, saying, "Your Majesty, may I ask how you were injured?"
Li Yuan sighed and said, "Oh, it's all my fault. I thought it was useless to look at the moon and stars through a telescope, so I used it to look at the sun. Unexpectedly, I suddenly couldn't see in my left eye and it hurt terribly."
Du He suddenly felt a pain in his balls.
How desperate are you to look at the sun?
A human being would be injured if he looked directly at the sun with his naked eyes, let alone through a telescope.
Li Ke suddenly touched his chin and said, "Grandpa Huang, you are stupid. The sun is so dazzling in broad daylight. Can you just look at it at night?"
Quiet.
There was silence.
Li Yuan's mouth twitched.
But Du He praised: "Excellent, Your Highness is truly one of the smartest people in the world."
Li Ke felt very proud.
Du He approached Li Yuan and said, "Your Majesty, I want to check your injuries now. I'm sorry."
"No!"
The black slave suddenly stood up and wanted to stop Du He.
Cheng Yiyue, who was waiting on the side, thought that the black slave was going to attack Du He, so he stepped forward and kicked him sideways.
boom.
The black slave fell directly into the corner.
This time, he failed to get up, and instead lay on the ground, blood pouring out of his mouth like a fountain.