Chapter seven hundred and fortieth second visit to the master
Du He stood up and patted Wei Shuyu on the shoulder: "Brother Wei, you have worked hard."
"It's not hard work!"
"You're tanned!"
"There is no blackest, only darker!" Wei Shuyu said, but his eyes couldn't help but glance at the plate of Dongpo braised pork on the table.
Du He asked: "Want to eat?"
Wei Shuyu nodded like a chicken pecking at rice.
Du He smiled and said: "Since you want to eat, you can..."
Swish.
Wei Shuyu rushed towards the table like a sharp arrow, picked up the plate, grabbed a bunch of Dongpo Braised Pork and stuffed it into his mouth.
In the blink of an eye.
A plate of braised pork disappeared.
Wei Shuyu licked the corner of his mouth and asked, "Is there any more?"
"No more..." Du He said dumbfounded.
Is life on a pig farm so hard?
When Wei Shuyu heard this, he picked up the plate and licked it carefully.
Du He thought to himself, what a poor child.
He stepped forward and asked: "Brother Wei, is it delicious?"
"It's delicious, it's so delicious..." Wei Shuyu reluctantly put down the plate.
Du He laughed and said: "This is pork!"
Um?
Wei Shuyu was stunned, "Pork? Pork is so delicious? To be honest, brother Du, I also secretly killed pigs and ate them in the pig farm, but the smell was too strong and it was really not delicious... Why are you like this?
Why doesn’t pork have such a strong smell?”
Du He smiled mysteriously: "It's a secret...but I guarantee that everyone will be able to eat delicious pork in the future, and you can make delicious pork without the cumbersome procedures like Dongpo braised pork!"
"How to do it?"
"Keep it secret!"
Wei Shuyu scratched his head: "Hey...Brother Du, do you have any beef?"
Du He's eyes widened: "Brother Wei, you can eat whatever you want, but you can't talk nonsense. The Tang Dynasty explicitly prohibited the killing of cattle."
"Yeah, His Highness the King of Shu told me... He also said that you killed a cow yesterday, and he was responsible for killing it, and you were responsible for disemboweling it... His Highness seemed drunk, and he also said that he had invested in the development company and accounted for
10% of the shares..." Wei Shuyu said in a eloquent tone.
Du He slapped his thigh.
The King of Shu is indeed a bitch.
Isn’t it just that the investment was successful? He actually went to get drunk and publicized it everywhere.
Du He had no choice but to let Wei Shuyu stay and have a beef hotpot meal.
…
City management brigade.
Li Ke is sleeping soundly.
He found himself in a paradise, having sex with a beautiful woman.
Swish.
Suddenly, the woman turned into a fox demon and was about to leave.
Li Ke grabbed the other party's furry tail and shouted: "Little lady, don't leave, I just like you, the little goblin, just obey me..."
As he said that, he bit down on that cute tail.
Um?
It tastes wrong!
Swish.
Li Ke opened his eyes and found that he was dreaming.
When he lowered his head, he found that he was biting an ox tail.
"Your Highness, are you awake? I saw you smiling so lewdly, are you doing something obscene? Also, what's going on with your clothes under the bed that are stained with unknown liquid?" A voice sounded.
Li Ke was shocked. When he turned around, he found Du He looking at him with a smile.
He immediately blushed.
These idiots on guard didn't even know to report the teacher's arrival. The teacher found out about such a private matter.
Du He said with a smile: "Your Highness, I just have a message for you. A small one will make you happy, a big one will hurt your body, and a strong one will disappear into ashes... Take care of yourself!"
Li Ke wished he could find a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
After a long while, Li Ke was dressed neatly and had dealt with his secrets. Then he held up the cow's tail and asked: "Teacher, what do you mean?"
Du He explained: "Your Highness, you have a bad memory. This is the cow you killed the day before yesterday. It told me in a dream that it misses you very much, Your Highness. It said that Your Highness is a good person, but I hope you will do it next time."
You can move faster and reduce the pain of the old cow!"
"Oh..." Li Ke quickly threw away the cow's tail, "Teacher, it's still dark, why did you come to me?"
Du He thought to himself, he is worthy of being my disciple, his understanding is very high.
"Your Highness is very talented. As expected, I can't hide anything from you. I happen to have a major matter that concerns the world, and I came to discuss it with you," Du He said solemnly.
Li Ke asked hurriedly: "What is so important?"
"Your Highness, let's go to Chang'an first. You will know when the time comes." Du He said with a smile.
Li Ke nodded: "Let's go, let's go and have breakfast in Chang'an."
"good!"
The two of them rode fast horses and took several guards with them, and rushed to Chang'an quickly.
When we arrived at Yongning Gate, the city gate had just opened.
Li Ke asked curiously: "Teacher, why are we here in Chang'an?"
"Your Highness, today we are going to visit an expert in Chang'an!" Du He said.
"Huh? Interesting, are you visiting Kong Yingda or Yan Shigu?" Li Ke asked with interest.
Du He shook his head, "Kong Yingda and Yan Shigu are nothing compared to this master! Your Highness, please don't insult the master, okay?"
"Teacher, let's set off quickly, I can't wait to see this expert!" Li Ke urged.
The group of people rode quickly and finally arrived in the west of the city, stopping in front of a tall gated courtyard.
I saw that the huge house was very luxurious, and it looked like it belonged to a wealthy family.
Li Ke touched his chin and said seriously: "If we can rob this house, we can get at least one million yuan."
Du He coughed and stopped, "Your Highness, we are civilized people and cannot do such vulgar things."
Du He dismounted and said to the guard outside the gate: "We are here to pay a visit to Mr. Shangguan."
The guard looked arrogant and said, "You go, Mr. Shangguan never sees guests."
"What if we have to visit?" Du He asked with a smile.
Wow.
The dozen or so guards at the door all came forward, drew their weapons, and surrounded Du He and Li Ke aggressively.
The leader snorted coldly: "You do not know how to live or die, you must leave immediately, otherwise I will beat you to death."
Du He sneered and said: "What a brave man. Even Mr. Shangguan wouldn't dare to say this. Tell your Mr. Shangguan that Du He and Li Ke are here to visit!"
The guard's expression changed drastically and he quickly ran towards the house.
If there were still people who didn't know about Du He and Li Ke before, it's impossible now.
Nowadays, no one in Chang'an knows that these two idiots, Du He and Li Ke, are acting against the will and doing evil in Hu County. Li Ke, the king of Shu, actually became the captain of the pig-catching brigade, and Du He went even further and killed Wei Zheng's two sons.
They were all sent to raise pigs.
Not long after, the guard left and came back, saying, "Your Majesty the Duke of Huyi County, Your Highness the King of Shu, I'm really sorry, my husband is out."
Li Ke felt a little regretful.
Du He turned around and asked, "Your Highness, what did you just say?"
Li Ke was stunned and said: "Teacher, I just said that if you can rob this house, you can get one million yuan."
Du He slapped his thigh: "Your Highness, we are civilized people and we must be particular about what we do. Stealing a million dollars is nothing. It's better to burn this house down!"