Chapter seven hundred and seventy-six dangerous pig farms
Everyone covered their noses with their hands.
Du He was heard shouting: "Your Majesty, hurry up, the tide is about to rise."
What?
Everyone was stunned.
But they saw Du He pulling Li Er and running out.
When Qin Qiong and a few others saw this, they also ran away.
But Wang Gui and others were still standing there, not knowing what was going on.
Wang Gui said in a cold voice: "Du He is a pretense, he has a vicious heart, but don't listen to him."
"Wang Situ is right, Du He doesn't know what he is playing."
So, there were several people running and they all stopped.
"So what if there is danger?" Wang Gui stroked his beard and said calmly.
"Wang Situ is not afraid of danger, I admire him!"
"admire!"
"Wang Situ is really a role model for our generation!"
Everyone praised him one after another.
Wang Gui's self-esteem was greatly satisfied.
At this moment, a rumbling sound was heard from a ravine leading from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain.
The ground shook.
Then, everyone saw the lake formed by pig excrement in front of them shaking violently, and large waves appeared and passed over everyone's heads.
"ah……"
boom.
Pig excrement filled the sky and fell from everyone's heads, giving everyone a chill.
Wang Gui was so frightened that he opened his mouth just now, and a round lump of pig shit fell into his mouth accurately.
Gudu.
Wang Gui swallowed it in one gulp.
Li Er and Du He had already reached a high ground in the distance and escaped.
Li Er asked in surprise: "What's going on?"
Du He pointed to the big ditch leading to the mountain and said: "Your Majesty, this is the drainage ditch of the pig house. Every evening when the sun goes down, the valve on the mountain opens, and the pig manure accumulated for a day is discharged down the mountain. Because of the difference in height,
It’s bigger, so the movement is not small.”
Li Er: "...If you knew it, why didn't you say it just now?"
"Your Majesty, I was wronged. I told you and ran away with your majesty. But Wang Situ and the others didn't believe me. You heard it too. Wang Situ even scolded me for pretending to be a ghost. It's really unreasonable. If I hadn't seen that his head was already stained
If he gets pig shit, I will definitely kick him into the pig shit..." Du He waved his fist several times angrily.
Li Er wiped the cold sweat from his head and said, "Okay, it's getting dark soon, so let's go back to the county seat as soon as possible!"
This pig farm is really too dangerous.
First, the wooden barrel containing pig food rolled down, and then pig excrement flew everywhere.
Li Er felt that his heart couldn't bear it!
After saying that, Li Er turned around and left the pig farm with a dark face.
On the lake where pig manure was accumulated, there was a boat moving.
The person on the boat was none other than Zhang Xuansu, the pig shit manager.
Zhang Xuansu came to inspect the pig manure dumping yard as usual. Suddenly, he looked up and saw some familiar figures on the shore in the distance.
After a long while, he finally confirmed that those were his former colleagues.
Your Majesty, you finally came to see me!
I can leave this hellish place!
How pitiful!
Zhang Xuansu knelt on the bow of the boat and was so excited that tears filled his eyes.
I have been looking forward to it day and night, and finally His Majesty has come.
When people are excited, they will always do some incredible things.
For example, Mr. Zhang Xuansu at this moment forgot that he was on a ship.
So, he stepped on the air and fell into the pig excrement, and was soon submerged.
In the distance, Li Er turned around and asked doubtfully: "Just now, I heard someone calling me, and the voice was so familiar?"
But when I looked around, I saw no one. Instead, there was a boat floating on the lake.
After saying that, he turned around and left.
…
Hu County, the backyard of the county government.
Dai Zhou was very depressed.
He didn't even dare to go out today. He could imagine that his nephew Dai Jinyun would definitely lose miserably in a debate with Chen Tian. By then, he didn't know how many people would laugh at him.
Dai Zhou is a face-saving person!
As no news came from the debate, he became increasingly uneasy.
So, he made a bold decision.
Dai Zhou turned around and returned to the house, quickly packed his things, and walked out with the package in hand.
He decided to return to Chang'an first.
Rather than being laughed at here, it's better to go back as soon as possible.
As soon as he reached the gate of the courtyard, he ran into an official from the court.
The official asked: "Master Dai, what are you doing?"
Dai Zhou said awkwardly: "Oh, I... feel unwell and want to go back to Chang'an first."
"Master Dai, please take care of yourself. Your health is important. You should go back early. I think your majesty will understand you... By the way, congratulations to Master Dai." The official had no friendship with Dai Zhou, but today he is very familiar with him. network.
Dai Zhou asked: "Where does joy come from?"
"Of course it's your nephew Dai Jinyun. Mr. Dai, how can I envy you? You can actually let Dai Jinyun become Du He's disciple... Now, Mr. Dai is already the son of Xia Yang County. He is really young and promising, which is amazing! "The official clasped his fists and said.
Um?
Dai Zhou was stunned.
"Tell me, what's going on?" Dai Zhou grabbed the official's sleeve and asked.
The official then briefly explained what happened today.
Snapped.
Dai Zhou threw the package to the official, turned around and ran out.
The official asked curiously: "Master Dai, where are you going?"
"I'm going to find your Majesty, and take a look at my useless nephew..." There was excitement and excitement in his tone.
The official scratched his head: "Oh, didn't you just say you were feeling unwell? You'll be fine so soon?"
Dai Zhou rushed to the pig farm in one breath, but was told that His Majesty Li Er and others had already left. He hurried to the Food Research Institute and met Dai Jinyun.
Dai Jinyun is still standing on the stage, teaching the people how to cook pork.
Yesterday, it was the same scene. Dai Zhou was furious and even wanted to break up with Dai Jinyun.
But at this moment, Dai Zhou felt that what Dai Jinyun said was quite good.
Good nephew!
He did not disturb Dai Jinyun, but quietly exited the yard.
Later, Dai Zhou returned to the county government office with joy, but found Du He immediately.
"Master Dai, I heard that you were feeling unwell. I was really worried about you. Are you okay?" Du He asked with a smile.
Dai Zhou blushed a little and said, "My dear nephew, please stop making fun of me. I am here specifically to apologize to you."
"What?"
Dai Zhou said slowly: "Xiannephew, I have misunderstood you a lot in the past, especially since Jin Yun was the deputy captain of the pig catching brigade, and he worshiped you as his teacher to study pork. I also impeached you in the court. , having said your fault, now I know that you did all this for the good of Jin Yun. I am really ashamed...I won’t say anything else. In the future, whenever you need me, you can just speak up. , if I can do it, I will definitely do it!"
In the distance, footsteps sounded.
Dai Zhou turned around and saw Wei Zheng sneaking towards this side.
"What are you doing here, Mr. Wei, late at night?" he asked curiously.
Du He was very calm and said with a smile: "I think he has the same purpose as Mr. Dai!"