Chapter seven hundred and eighty third embarrassed Hou Yi
Hou Junji was stunned and asked confusedly: "What are you talking about?"
Du He smiled and said, "What I said is what you said!"
Hou Junji: "You know what I want to say?"
Du He: "I'm not you, how do I know what you want to say!"
Hou Junji: "Then what you just said is what I said."
Du He: "I don't know what you want to say, but I know what you are saying. I'm not you and of course I don't know what you want to say, but I can probably guess what you are going to say. But when you put it like this, I
I don’t know what you’re going to say.”
Hou Junji fainted.
who I am?
where am I?
Hou Junji felt dizzy, and after a while he asked: "What on earth are you going to say?"
Du He glanced at Hou Junji and said: "Master Hou is worthy of being the Minister of the Ministry of War, in charge of the world's soldiers and horses. This body is really getting stronger and stronger. Tell me, how many do you want?"
"What do you mean?" Hou Junji asked, his eyes widening.
Du He smiled: "Don't be embarrassed, Mr. Hou, we are old friends. Aren't you just leaving Chang'an for a few days without a woman to take care of you, and you are unbearably lonely? Although Hu County is only a small county, there are also many beautiful women.
Women, tell me how many you want, and I’ll ask Lao Ma to arrange them!”
Hou Junji's expression changed drastically, he pointed at Du He and said angrily: "You brat, you treat me like that. It's so unreasonable... What a nonsense, what a nonsense!"
"Ah?" Du He was stunned, "Isn't this why you came to me?"
"Of course not. How can I do such a thing if I have a clear name for the rest of my life!" Hou Junji angrily shook his sleeves.
"Then you are so secretive that you don't look like you are doing anything serious!"
"Alas," Hou Junji sighed, "Okay, let's get down to business. I'm here to discuss my son Hou Yi's affairs."
"Is it for Mr. Hou?" Du He asked hurriedly.
Hou Junji had a black line on his head: "...my son is nineteen years old and will be a crown prince next year."
Du He nodded: "I know that Mr. Hou is worried that he is not married yet, so he wants to find some women for him to be happy, right?"
Hou Junji stamped his feet and became angry: "Can you please stop mentioning this matter?"
"Hehe, Mr. Hou, please calm down and just make a joke. I'm listening!"
Hou Junji then said: "I have three sons, the eldest son and the second son. Now they have entered the court as officials, but Yi'er is the only one. Yi'er will soon be in his prime, but he has accomplished nothing. Before, he could only work in the imperial court.
The officials are messing around... Now, Mr. Wei's two sons and Mr. Dai's nephew have been banned from the county for raising pigs. Therefore, I would like to ask you to send Yi'er to raise pigs. Although Yi'er is naughty, but
He is also smart, definitely no worse than Wei Shuyu."
What?
This time it was Du He's turn to be confused.
Lao Hou actually wants to send his son to raise pigs?
Ahem, this is a typical example of cheating your son!
Du He smiled bitterly and said: "Mr. Hou, your idea is very good, but how many counties do you think the pig farm can produce? The small pig farm has grown into three counties at once, because of Your Majesty.
It was determined that raising pigs was a meritorious service. Moreover, Wei Shuyu and Wei Shuwan were the sons of Mr. Wei, and Dai Jinyun was the nephew of Mr. Dai. Being granted a title at that time could be said to have taken advantage of the right time, place and people. Now, there is little hope for Mr. Hou to raise pigs.
, Mr. Hou, to tell you the truth, today, in the past few days, many ministers of the DPRK and China have asked me for help in sending their children to pig farms to raise pigs, and there are many people in high positions. So many of them have asked me for help.
If you come here to raise pigs, how can your Majesty still get a knighthood?"
"Did you promise them?" Hou Junji's eyes widened.
Du He said with a smile: "That's natural, free labor. If you don't use it, it's free. There are already more than fifty people raising pigs, hehe!"
Hou Junji cursed in his heart that Du He was too cunning.
However, he also thanked Du He for revealing the news to him.
It seems that in Du He's heart, I am considered one of his own.
After thinking for a while, Hou Junji said: "Does it mean that my son has no chance of this title?"
Du He patted Hou Junji on the shoulder and said comfortingly: "Mr. Hou, don't be sad. As the saying goes, one-third of it is destined by nature, and seven-cent depends on hard work. I think Mr. Hou will be a man who will do great things in the future.
Not from the pool!"
Hou Junji was surprised and said: "You can still see each other?"
"Won't!"
Hou Junji: "...Then what did you say?"
Du He smiled slightly: "I mean, Mr. Hou has a great future!"
Hou Junji was completely speechless.
…
In front of Hou Yi, there was a pile of huge stones.
His task is to pile these stones up to a height of more than two feet.
Moreover, according to the instructions of the county official, the height must be high, but it cannot be like a mountain, and the length and width must be absolutely thin.
The simplest way is to directly get a large stone more than two feet high and stand it here.
But time is urgent and transportation is impossible.
Another way is to pile up a few stones.
However, due to the limitation of length and width, if they are piled up directly, they will tilt and collapse after reaching a certain height.
Hou Yi and his people made more than a dozen plans, but none worked in the end.
"The biggest problem is that these stones cannot be firmly connected together, and there are gaps between the stones. It cannot meet the aesthetic requirements of the county official. It is too difficult!" Hou Yi said scratching his head and ears.
Make plans one by one!
Overthrown again!
Half a day has passed, but the project has not made any progress!
Hou Yi was so anxious that blisters appeared on his lips!
It was getting dark soon.
An assistant said: "Mr. Hou, why don't you go ask the county magistrate for advice?"
Hou Yi asked in surprise: "What can the county official do? You know, I have discussed it with Mr. Lu before, but he didn't have any good ideas!"
The assistant smiled and said: "Mr. Hou, I'm afraid you still don't know that although Mr. Lu led the construction of Chang'an's shopping mall, New Imperial College, People's Avenue, and Banshan Academy, many problems were solved by the county man."
Hou Yi's eyes lit up: "That's it! I'll go find the county magistrate right away."
After saying that, he hurried to the county government office.
Arriving at the gate of the county government office, Hou Yi saw a very familiar person walking towards him. When he looked up, he was stunned and shouted in surprise: "Dad..."
That's right, the person walking towards him was none other than Hou Yi's father, Hou Junji, the Minister of the Ministry of War!
Hou Junji turned around, saw Hou Yi, and asked curiously: "Who are you?"
This man is wearing shabby clothes, his hair is messy, his face is covered with dirt, he is so skinny, and yet he calls himself daddy. Isn't he sick?
Hou Yi said excitedly: "Dad, I am Yi'er!"
"Yi'er..."
Hou Junji stepped forward and looked carefully, only to realize that this was his youngest son Hou Yi.
After not seeing each other for several months, Hou Yi became thinner, darker, and looked like a beggar. Hou Junji didn't even recognize him.
"My son...you have suffered!" Hou Junji's eyes turned red and his voice trembled as he said!